1、三打白骨精的英文剧本，我演过，相当成功， （人物可删减的） 人物：T 唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1 ：B 变成的村姑 B2 ：B 变成的太婆 B3：B 变化成的老头 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给 S) S: Look,master (凑近 T)(T、S 一齐转向 E) T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you
2、! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west E: But T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these tw
3、o words once again,I will ,I will. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a monster comes while brot
4、her monkeg is away T: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)(B 已躲在一旁偷看 ) E: This is? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scie
5、ntific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌) 音乐斗地主 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成 B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? T: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Doubl
6、e King! T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见 B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: (倒)Ah T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please dont T:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Ple
7、ase,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头 ) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I m disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2 想看后面是什么， T 挡) S: (咬牙切齿 )You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S 追打 B2,B2 躲至 T 身后，S 打，不想打到 T 头，T 晕，S 再打死 B
8、2) E Ahyou are too late ,Nezha!(对 T)Ive called the police. N: (摇醒 B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走 B) T: Wukong(S 不理 T)I admit my mistake this time(S 仍不理)Im sorry(小声) S:
9、 What? T: Im sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: Iamsorry.(S 捂耳)(音乐响) 敢问路在何方(这个放伴奏) T: Lets go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: AhAh Sleeping
10、 on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder wherethe road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feetThree Times Beating Monster人物：T 唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）
11、B1：B 变成的村姑 B2：B 变成的太婆 B3：B 变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给 S)S: Look,boss (凑近 T)（T、S 一齐转向 E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the westE: ButT
12、: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will.S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤)
13、.S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is awayT: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B 已躲在一旁偷看）J: Thi
14、s is?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌) 音乐斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are to
15、o childish.(变成 B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见 B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒 )Ah
16、T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dontT:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头 )T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,
17、have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2 想看后面是什么， T 挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S 追打 B2,B2 躲至 T 身后，S 打，不想打到 T 头，T 晕，S 再打死 B2)E Ahyou are too late ,Nezha!(对 T)Ive called the police. N:hei hei (摇醒 B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain sil
18、ent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!let us go (带走 B)嘿嘿 你被捕了，你现在可以保持沉默，你现在所说的每一句话将 来都可能成为呈堂证供，走吧！ T: Wukong(S 不理 T)I admit my mistake this time(S 仍不理)Im sorry( 小声) S: What? T: Im sorry. S: i can not hear clearly.? T: Iamsorry.(S 捂耳)（音乐响） 敢问路在何方 （ 这个放伴奏） T;you are ma monkey. s;i am always your monkey （抱 T） 我也永远都是你的猴子 八戒很不要脸的冲上去推开悟空抱着 T 八戒；i am always your pig . 我也永远是你的猪 众人嘘声离开 放英文版路在何方 继续取经 结束
