1、Three Times Beating Monster人物：T 唐僧 S：孙悟空、 E：猪八戒、 J：沙僧、B：白骨精 、B1：B 变成的村姑 、B2：B 变成的太婆、B3：B 变化成的老头、 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给 S) S: Look,master (凑近 T)（T、S 一齐转向 E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E:
2、Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the westE: ButT: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words on
3、ce again,I will ,I will.S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm! T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is aw
4、ayT: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B 已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowl
5、edge is power!S: Bye!(走) T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成 B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,y
6、ou are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见 B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)AhT: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dontT:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,
7、Im disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2 想看后面是什么，T 挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打 B2,B2躲至 T身后，S 打，不想打到T头，T 晕，S 再打死 B2)E Ahyou are too late ,Nezha!(对 T)Ive called the pol
8、ice.N: (摇醒 B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走 B)T: Wukong(S不理 T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)Im sorry(小声)S: What? T: Im sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: Iamsorry.(S 捂耳)（
9、音乐响） 敢问路在何方 （这个放伴奏）T: Lets go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: AhAh Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet
