1、1三打白骨精话剧剧本T:唐僧(A) S:孙悟空 (B)E:猪八戒(C) J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B 变成村姑 B2:B 变成太婆 B3:B 变化成老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？ S: Bajie,map!八戒，地图！E: (摸出，递给 S)S: Look,boss (凑近 T)（ T、S 一齐转向 E）师傅，请看。T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!八戒，我跟你讲了多
2、少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)哦，师傅！原谅我吧。T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。E: But但是2T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt all
3、ow So. 给，嗯我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。S: Fat Pig!肥猪!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will.死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说S: You will what(凶相)?再说你怎么样？S: No problem!(安装)（B 已躲在一旁偷看）没问题！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is?S: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!伏
4、魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！T: Emok，we will stay in it!嗯好的，我们会呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飞走)俺老孙去也。T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌) 音乐斗地主我们斗地主吧！B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成 B1)哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?3我也可以玩吗？J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are eno
5、ugh.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!噢，机会来了！炸弹！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!王炸！T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!喔我赢了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！S: (回来，看见 B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)啊，妖怪！B1: （倒 )Ah 惨叫声T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅!S: Sh
6、e is a monster!她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dont噢，师傅，别T:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)太晚了！ Once more(紧箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头 )T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you!悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生）4B: (真身出现 )Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！B2:He
7、llo,have you seen my daughter?（长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住尸体)No,sorry!S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell! 好你个妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶 T)师傅，你还好吧？这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。T： Dont say this.（这时放only you ，当做紧箍咒）Only you（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。 ）白骨精现身。B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong， I will teach you a lesson.
8、哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。白骨精变身老妇出场。B2：Daughter. Daughter. Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？T : Your daughter故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子5你女儿悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。S:You are the monster, I will beat you. 我打死你这个死妖精。听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。J: Master ，are
9、 you OK? How many? 师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几T：Two，game over Sun Wukong. 两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。B3：Oh，my wife ，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。s： You are going to die, monster. 见阎王去吧，死妖精。T：Oh Wukong，you have killed thre
10、e lives. （悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。S : They are not human being ，they are monsters. （他们不是人，他们是妖精.）T: （想阻止，未及） You,you.(险些晕，E,J 扶住 )You have killed three lives!你，你你已经伤了三条人命了！S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!6不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!妖怪？你才是
11、妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛） 人鬼情未了J: boss, brother Monkey is.师傅，猴哥这是T: Dont mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！B: (出现 ) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体 B1,B2,B3 在 B 招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You areB: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J 去阻斗，被击退)唐僧，你好愚蠢！B: (抓住 T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈S: (悄悄走到 B 后，打
12、B,B 晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?悟空E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!我们的英雄回来了！T: I,I cant understandWhat happened?发生什么事了？S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！7T: How,how did you find out?你怎么发现的？S: (沉默).Monkeys intuition(直觉)猴子的直觉。T: Wukong(S 不理 T)I admit my mistake this time(S 仍不理)Im sorry(小声)悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起！S: What?T: Im sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?嗯？麻烦您大声点行吗？T: Iamsorry. (S 捂耳 )
