1、Three Times Beating Monster人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头once upon a time,there was a story about The Tang Priest (San zang) and his three disciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures.It is said that they had had 81 struggles and finall
2、y got the books.They were known for their persistent .But in fact the thing is thatJ: Here we are!With green mountains around us and bright river along the mountains .What a lovely day! T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many time
3、s I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautifulgirls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the westE: ButT: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt all
4、ow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will.S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last m
5、eal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is awayT: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: EmWukong,
6、 you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)That poor thing can never stop me from having delicious dinner. Now Ive changed into a girl.B1: (接近三人，望着)Hey,guys!Can I join you?J: Im so
7、rry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: All right Ill watch you then.(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Dai!You ugly monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ahhelp!T: (气愤)Wukon
8、g! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dontT:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen m
9、y daughter?T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙 ）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S 打B2,B2躲 T身后，S打， 想打 T头，T ，S 打 B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?( T)J: Look,(伸 )how many?T:Two( 地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看 B1,B2尸体)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!( )S: Ill kill you, monst
10、er!(打)T: （想 ， ）You,you.( ，E,J 住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S: ( ，离 )（音乐， 气 ）人 J: boss, brother Monkey is.T: Dont mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B手后 走)T: （）
11、You areB: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J 斗，)B: (住T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,haS: (currency1currency1走 B后，打B,B )A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I cant understandWhat happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into threeshapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (“).Monkeys intuition()T: Wukong(S T)I admit my mistake this time(Sfi )Im sorry(fl )S: What?T: Im sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: Iamsorry.(S )（音乐） 在（”）( )
