1、少年谢尔顿 S01E011 / 15我从小喜欢火车Ive always loved trains.事实上In fact,如果我理论物理学的工作当初没成if my career in theoretical physics hadnt worked out,我的后备计划my backup plan是打算当一个职业检票员was to become a professional ticket taker.或者是流浪汉Or hobo.当我发现火车能让我And when I figured out that trains allowed me证明牛顿第一定律.to prove Newtons first
2、 law-任何运动中的物体an object in motion stays in motion其速度的大小与方向都不会改变with the same speed and in the same direction除非有合外力施加于这物体unless acted upon by an unbalanced force-我感到了尼尔阿姆斯特朗登月 时I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon,那种孤独又快乐的感觉alone and happy.谢利 晚饭做好了Shelly, dinners ready!我不管你有多笨I dont care how dimwitt
3、ed you are.但科学原理肯定能让你笑开怀Scientific principles have to make you smile.当然 我 1989 年在德州东部Of course, nobody I knew in East Texas所认识的人中 没人在乎牛顿物理学in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics.他们唯一在意的“牛顿“The only Newtons they cared about是艺人维恩牛顿与牛顿饼干were Wayne and Fig.谢尔顿 你再不来Sheldon, if you dont get in here,-我就去舔你的
4、牙刷 -马上来- Im gonna lick your toothbrush! - Coming!那是我姐姐Thats my sister.她已经不是第一回干这事了And shes done it before.你窝在房里搞啥狗屁玩意呢What the hell were you doing out there?乔治 说话文明点George, language.我哪里不文明了 所以呢What language? So?我在研究维运动学I was exploring dimensional kinematics.承认吧 他是领养的Admit it- hes adopted.我有个双胞胎姐姐 怎么
5、可能是被领养的How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister?用脑啊 猴哥 用脑Think, monkey, think.少年谢尔顿 S01E012 / 15够了Thats enough.没人是被领养的No ones adopted.真希望我是I wish I was.现在让别人领养你也还来得及That can still be arranged.来祷告吧Now, lets pray.稍等一下A moment, please.-随他去 -他为什么不能跟家人握手- Leave him be. - He can hold hands with his
6、family.握一下又不会死It wont kill him.这可难说We dont know that.乔治 你吃晚饭前洗手了吗Georgie, did you wash your hands before dinner?或者说 你这周有洗手过吗Or even this week?关你屁事啊None of your business.所以我戴手套Hence the mittens.感谢主 赐予我们桌上的食物Thank you, God, for this food were about to receive为我们的身体提供营养and for the nourishment of our bo
7、dies,也保佑准备这餐点的人and bless the hands that prepared it.阿门Amen.为啥没有炸薯球How come we aint got no tater tots?我昨晚做过炸薯球了I made tater tots last night.我永远都会选炸薯球而不选薯泥Id take tater tots over mashed potaters any day.我做啥你就吃啥Just eat what I made you.我们明天能吃炸薯球吗Can we at least have tater tots tomorrow?因为这样的家庭晚餐It was
8、family dinners like this让我学会了大西洋中部口音that led me to adopt a mid-Atlantic accent.诺贝尔奖得主Nobel Prize winners.吃啥炸薯球啊ought not be orderin tater tots.有人期待周一开学吗Everybody excited to start school Monday?我I am.大概吧I guess so.乔治呢Georgie?上高一 这可是件大事Freshman year, thats a big deal.少年谢尔顿 S01E013 / 15当我想到他要跟我读同一年级How
9、 can I be excited when hes gonna be我就兴奋不起来in the same grade as me?别担心 乔治 我没打算Dont worry, Georgie, Im not planning要在高一读太久on being in the ninth grade for very long.反正他不再跟我读同一年级All I know is hes not in the same grade as me anymore,我真是高兴坏了and Im thrilled.祝你上课画手指画玩得开心Good luck with your finger painting.你
10、在高中绝对会被人扁得屁滚尿流Youre gonna get your ass kicked in high school.注意用词Hey, language.我才不会被揍Im not going to be assaulted.高中可是高等教育的殿堂High school is a haven for higher learning.我的神啊Oh, dear God.说到神 谁明天要跟我去教堂Speaking of God, whos going to church with me tomorrow?我去不了I cant.我要跟其他教练见面Im meeting with the other c
11、oaches.不能去完教堂后再见面吗You cant meet after church?不行 玛丽 不能等去完教堂再见No, Mary, I cant meet after church.乔治呢Georgie?我得去学习战术手册I got to study my playbook.我陪你去吧 妈妈Ill go with you, Mom.你为什么去Why are you going?你都不信上帝You dont believe in God.不啊 但是我信妈妈No, but I believe in Mom.总比不去好 米希Ill take it. Missy?去不了 希瑟找我去.Cant,
12、 Heather asked me to.-你得去 -操他妈的- Youre goin. - Son of a bitch.米希Missy.不许在餐桌上扔东西Dont you throw something at the dinner table.小乔治George Jr.生物学家珍古德研究人猿得去非洲Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study apes.我在家吃晚饭就行少年谢尔顿 S01E014 / 15I just had to go to dinner.不许在餐桌上丢东西Never at the dinner table!快停手 乔治You kno
13、ck that off, George!不许还手D-Do not retaliate! 前进吧 基督教的士兵 Onward, Christian soldiers 向战场 前进 Marching as to war 带着耶 稣的十字 With the cross of Jesus 向前进 Going on before. 在马太福音第九章第四节 耶稣说In Matthew nine, verse four, Jesus said,“ 你们为什么心里 怀着恶念呢 “ Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts? “你的心里有恶念吗Do
14、 you have evil thoughts?我只是觉得这一段我用不上I just dont think this part applies to me.没关系 安静听讲就行了Thats fine. Be quiet and listen.我才九岁Im only nine years old.大多数恶念要等青春期才产生Most evil doesnt start till puberty.您好Hello.你有恶念吗Do you have evil thoughts?现在就有一个Im having one right now.真的吗 是什么Really? What is it?等我们回到家 我
15、要踢你的蛋蛋When we get home, Im gonna kick your little balls.你踢不了 它们还没垂入阴囊You cant. They havent descended yet.-妈 -怎么- Mom? - What?我什么时候可以人熟蛋落呢When should I be expecting my testicles?这孩子有什么毛病What is wrong with him?他才没有毛病Nothing is wrong with him.转回去 不然小心我揍飞你的狗眼Now, turn around before I knock your lights o
16、ut.不停地想这些东西.think continually on these things.善念能导致好事发生A good thought leads to a good thing.你能在体内感到 你能在.You feel it in your body. You feel it in your.我的妈妈就是我的基督教士兵My mom was my Christian soldier.声明一下 我的蛋蛋在我 15 岁时落下了And for the record, they descended when I was 15.少年谢尔顿 S01E015 / 15谢利 这是你暑假最后一天了Shell
17、y, its your last day of summer.快出去玩儿吧Go out and enjoy it.但我得先学习学生手册啊But I have to learn the student handbook.你知道特殊发型Ooh, did you know extreme hairstyles,山羊胡与小胡子都是不允许的吗goatees and mustaches are not allowed?我不知道I didnt.这规定让我个人感到安心许多I personally find that very reassuring.看看这多么风光明媚的一天Look what a beautif
18、ul day it is.去玩吧Go play.去玩 人生有这么简单就好了GO play? if only life were that simple.好 我玩了There, I played.谢尔顿Hey, Sheldon!你好啊 比利斯巴克斯Hello, Billy Sparks.你好 玛蒂尔达斯巴克斯Hello, Matilda Sparks.我听说你明天要去上高中啦I heard youre going to high school tomorrow.是啊I am.你得找一个新的Youre going to have to find someone else在游乐场折磨的对象了to t
19、orment on the playground.折磨是什么意思Torment?就是恶意骚扰It means to maliciously harass.骚鸟Herass真好笑Thats funny.跟你聊天挺愉快Well, this was nice.二傻子Hey, doofus!妈Mom!-乖女孩 妈- Good girl. - Mom!我能怎么办 他脚也在长大What am I supposed to do? His feet are growing.为什么不能让他穿乔治的旧鞋Why cant he wear Georgies old shoes?他连手都不愿意跟他牵He wont ho
20、ld your hand.你觉得他会愿意把脚You think hes gonna put his feet塞进他哥哥的臭鞋里吗in his brothers smelly shoes?少年谢尔顿 S01E016 / 15我们他妈总得找地方省出钱Well, we damn well better cut back somewhere.你能不能小声点Will you please keep your voice down?他们又在为你吵架Theyre fighting about you again.他们是为钱吵架Theyre fighting about money.这是婚姻中常见的争吵话题I
21、ts a common argument in marriages.熄灯睡觉啦Lights out.明天是大日子Big day tomorrow.妈妈Mom?我们家有经济问题吗Do we have financial problems?这事不用你担心Dont you worry about that.我们没事We are fine.快睡觉Now, go to sleep.她在说谎Shes lying.她是为了安慰你才这么说She just said that to make you feel better.妈妈才不说谎Mom doesnt lie.的确 她相信地球是上帝花六天做成Sure, s
22、he thinks the Earth was made in six days,但她只是好骗 而不是个骗子but thats cause shes gullible, not a liar.妈妈Mom,谢尔顿找不到他的领结Sheldon cant find his bowtie.真的吗 我帮他把衣服都摆好了啊Really? I laid it out for him.别管他 玛丽 他不需要领结Leave it alone, Mary. He doesnt need a bowtie.这是他第一天上高中 他想穿什么就让他穿Its his first day of school. Let him
23、 wear what he wants.妈 我找不到我的领结Mom, I cant find my bowtie!老天爷啊 他为什么要戴领结Dear Lord, whys he got to wear a bowtie?我能坐你的车去上学吗Can I drive in with you?可以Sure.大家都会知道他是你弟弟Everybodys gonna know hes your brother.你要难受了Its gonna be awful for you.让她闭嘴Tell her to shut up.她说的也没错Shes not wrong.绝对在这里Its got to be her
24、e.少年谢尔顿 S01E017 / 15不在 真的不在Its not. Its not!谢利 冷静 我们会找到的Shelly, stay calm. Well find it.我的领结不见啦 我的领结My tie is gone! My tie is gone!谢利 你其实不需要戴领结Shelly, you dont really need a tie.我必须得找到它 我一定要找到领结I have to find my tie. I have to find my tie.马上回来Be right back.质子教授就有戴领结Professor Proton wears a bowtie!小乔
25、治George Junior,把他的领结给我give me back that bowtie right now!-我没拿 -不许骗我- I didnt take it! - Dont you lie to me!我没说谎Im not lying!-走着瞧 -别进我房间- Well see about that. - Stay out of my room!她会搜到你的黄色书刊Shes gonna find your dirty magazines.闭嘴Shut up!你今天惨啦You are not having a good day.他没偷拿Hey, he didnt take it.-那
26、领结上哪去了 -帮我找我的领结- Then what happened to it?! - Help me find my bowtie!我去浴室看看Ill check in the bathroom!是我拿的I took it.你为什么拿他领结Why would you do that?玛丽 那孩子才九岁Mary, the boy is nine years old现在要去上高中and going into high school.这还不够奇怪吗Isnt that weird enough?-给我 -别这样- Give it to me. - Come on.别光想着谢尔顿Its not j
27、ust Sheldon.小乔治会跟他是同班同学呢Georgies gonna be in class with him.不在浴室Not in the bathroom!拿来Give it.你想玩一个车上游戏吗Would you like to play a driving game?不太想 我总是输Not really. I always lose.我知道 所以才好玩啊I know. Thats why its fun.少年谢尔顿 S01E018 / 15比如找车牌号是质数How about license plates with prime numbers-后面是常. -我们就聊天行吗- f
28、ollowed by a cons.? - Why dont we just talk?好的Very well.你明白学校里会有人因为你太聪明You understand that some people are gonna be intimidated by you而感到威胁吧cause of how smart you are?他们也有可能会认可我的聪明才智Or maybe theyll recognize my intellect进而推选我当他们的领导and make me their leader.主啊 请保佑我的孩子Lord, look after my son.保佑他不被人塞进运动
29、包里Dont let him get stuffed in a gym bag.天啊Oh, dear.那男生有个露出的刺青That boy has an exposed tattoo.是啊He does.不知道他知不知道I wonder if he knows那样违反着装规范thats in violation of the dress code.说到这个Speaking of which,咱们别戴领结了好吗how about we lose the bowtie?为什么Why?亲爱的 你看大家 没人戴领结啊Look around, honey. None of the other kids
30、are wearing one.或许我可以引领潮流啊Well, perhaps Ill start a fad.你不会的 相信妈妈No, you wont. Please trust Mommy.好吧 这样吧All right, tell you what.你如果摘下来 这周末You take it off, and this weekend,我就带你去逛睿侠电器行Ill take you to RadioShack.你还好吗You doing okay?大概吧I guess.我闻到了氨水味I smell ammonia.他们肯定刚刚仔细清理过校园They mustve done a thor
31、ough cleaning recently.我喜欢I like that.还记得如果有人骚扰你 你该怎么说吗And remember, if anybody bothers you, what do you say?我爸是橄榄球教练少年谢尔顿 S01E019 / 15My dads a football coach.-还有呢 -我哥是橄榄球员- And? - My brothers a football player.很好Good.妈 你看Hey, Mom, look.那女生怀孕了That girls pregnant.恭喜Congratulations.里面真是让人想吐Well, that
32、 was revolting.好的 这是你的班级教室All right. This is your homeroom.需要我陪你进去吗Do you want me to go in with you?虽然刚才在厕所时挺希望你在 但不用No. Although I couldve used you in the restroom.好的 那.Okay, well.祝你今天一切顺利You have a good day.我放学后会来接你And Ill pick you up after school,就在我们进来的那个出口等你same door we came in.你是哭了还是过敏犯了Are yo
33、u crying or having an allergy attack?过敏Allergies.估计是那些氨水Its probably the ammonia.应该是Probably.好 开始学习吧Okay. Let the learning begin.大家好All right, everybody,请叫我马克艾罗伊女士my name is Ms. MacElroy.我将会是你们的班导In addition to being your homeroom teacher,我也会是部分同学的英语课老师Ill be seeing some of you in my English class,也
34、会跟部分的同学在排球场上见and some of you on the volleyball court.跟大家简单介绍一下Just to give you a little history,我在梅德福教了 29 年Ive been here at Medford for 29 years.我教过你们一些人的哥哥姐姐.I taught some of your older brothers and sisters,很不幸地 还有一些同学的爸爸妈妈and sadly, some of your parents.也算见过各种大小场面了Not much I havent seen.但今天又长了见识U
35、ntil today.我相信大家都清楚我们有个同学Im sure youre well aware we have a student with us,虽然年纪还小少年谢尔顿 S01E0110 / 15who, despite his young age,但天赋异禀is remarkably gifted.我希望大家能相处融洽And I expect yall to make him feel welcome.谢尔顿 请说Yes, Sheldon?根据学生着装与仪容规范Per the student dress and grooming code,那个男生的头发过长this boys hair
36、 is too long,这个男生在规定范围外this boy is wearing sports attire穿着运动服饰outside of a designated area这个女生的上衣太透and this girls blouse is diaphanous,这表示我能看到底下的胸罩which means I can see her brassiere.谢谢Thank you.我会再参考你的意见I will take that into account.好All right.在第一堂课开始前还有几分钟We have a few minutes before first period.
37、我需要大家都填好这些表格I need yall to fill out these forms.怎么了What?您违反了仪容规章第 48 页Also in violation of the grooming code on page 48,第 5 章 B 小段article five, subsection B,您有一点小胡须you have a bit of a mustache.这就是个烂主意This is a stupid idea.这孩子就不该来上我们学校This boy does not belong in our school.别这样维琪 第一天上课而已Come on Vicky,
38、 its just the first day.我们大家先全都深呼吸一下Why dont we all just take a deep breath here?深个毛呼吸 我的数学课才上 5 分钟The hell with that. Five minutes into my math class,他就开始质疑我的文凭he questioned my credentials.一个孩子质疑我违反了卫生条例的情况下How am I supposed to control a classroom when a kid accuses me我还怎么管住一个班of being in breach of
39、 the hygiene code?休伯特 你多洗洗澡也不会死啊Well, Hubert, it wouldnt kill you to shower a little more often.乔治 你想说两句吗George, you want to weigh in here?奥洛尔罗伯茨大学是一所好大学Oral Roberts University is a wonderful school.他说我对他的聪明才智感到威胁少年谢尔顿 S01E0111 / 15He said I was intimidated by his intelligence,然后呢and then,他提议来当我的领导h
40、e offered to be my leader.你认识这个奏鸣曲吗Do you know this sonata?不认识No.你学琴多久了How long have you played the piano?我不会弹钢琴I dont play piano.乔治 你有什么看法George, you got any thoughts here?当然I certainly do.玛丽 跟他说Mary, tell him.很简单 我们别无选择了Its simple. We dont have a choice.你们也努力过了Well, you gave it a shot.祝你们的谢尔顿在别的学校
41、.We wish you luck with Sheldon elsewhere.不不不No, no, no.我们的别无选择We dont have a choice.是他只能在这里读书Hes got to stay here.我们负担不起私立学校We cant afford private school.我也没办法在家教他I sure cant homeschool him.他已经在做微积分跟欧几里得什么的了Hes doing calculus and Euclidean something or other.欧几里得几何学Euclidean geometry.猜猜我在哪学到的这个Guess
42、 where I learned that.是是是 我们知道Yeah, yeah, we know.我唯一在乎的就是All I care about is that我儿子得到了他应得的教育my son gets the education he deserves,所以你们这些老师得想办法so you all are gonna have to figure this out.教练 你能帮我说两句吗Coach, can you help me out here, please?我要被逼死了Cause Im die.我选择拒绝Id rather not.G 小调G minor.F 调F.降 E 调
43、E flat.C 小调少年谢尔顿 S01E0112 / 15C minor.你有绝对音感You have perfect pitch.好吧Okay.亲爱的 你真的应该学习音乐Sweetheart, you should really pursue music.不了 谢谢 音乐家都吸毒No, thank you. Musicians take drugs.有教师洗手间能让我借用一下吗Is there a faculty restroom I could use?库珀 斯丁森 你们上Cooper, Stinson, youre up.快看 是笨的那个哥哥Hey, look, its the dum
44、b brother.上Okay.够了Thats enough.快停手Hey, thats enough!够了 快停手Hey, hey! Thats enough!小乔治Georgie.小乔治 小乔治Georgie! Georgie!停下来 给我住手Stop! Stop!你发什么神经啊What the hell is wrong with you?你还好吗You okay?不 一点都不好No, Im not okay.你想去哪Where you think youre going?不打了 我再也不打橄榄球了I quit. I dont want to play anymore!-什么时候不打了
45、-现在开始- Since when? - Since right now!好了 到底怎么了All right, what is going on?你觉得呢What do you thinks going on?!谢尔顿吗You mean Sheldon?你不能让那些事影响到你啊You cant let that bother you.难道就没影响到你吗It doesnt bother you?你被叫进去校长办公室You got called to the principals office.是啊 的确是不太爽Yeah, that wasnt so great.我不能跟他读一个学校I cant
46、be in the same school as him!你也没什么别的选择了Well, I dont see what choice you have.是啊 从他会说话开始 我再也没选择了Right. Ever since he could talk, I quit having any choices.少年谢尔顿 S01E0113 / 15我知道这很难I know its hard.但以你的教练身份告诉你 少唧唧歪歪了Im telling you, as your coach, quit your whining,穿上你的制服 快滚回去继续练习get your uniform on and
47、 you get your ass back out there.那以我父亲的身份呢But what about as my dad?你的父亲今天也很惨Your dad is having a bad day.听你教练的话吧Listen to your coach.普通的土豆能为时钟提供运转的电力吗Can a clock be powered by an ordinary potato?希望可以啊 各位男孩女孩I hope so, boys and girls,不然这集将会超无聊啊or this is going to be a really boring episode.你需要的物品是.Th
48、e supplies youll need.为什么不能看卡通唐老鸭俱乐部Why cant we watch DuckTales?因为看那卡通学不到东西Cause we dont learn anything watching DuckTales.看电视本来就不应该学东西Its TV; we arent supposed to learn.两个鳄鱼夹 还有 我看看.two alligator grips and, lets see.当然啦 还需要个时钟Of course, a clock.米希 去旁边 我要跟你弟弟聊两句Missy, go somewhere else. I need to ta
49、lk to your brother.你们为什么不去一边谈 这样我能看.Why dont you go somewhere else and I can watch Duck.去Go!我恨你们I hate everybody.科学时间到啦Its time for science.他正要用土豆给时钟提供电力呢Hey, he was about to power a clock with a potato.不可能行Not possible.-听我说 -我要挨骂了吗- Now, listen. - Am I in trouble?没有No.或许 乖乖听吧Maybe. Just listen.你要是想在学校混下去Youre not gonna make it in this school你就不能一直举报别人if you keep ratting people out.可是他们违反了仪容准则But the
