1、,Work Interview,Interviewer （钟） Candidate （张）Candidate （郑）,Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter,We all know that competition for jobs is now quite large。If we can get a good job depends largely on your interview skills.Our performance is “mock interviews.“ （Please make a brief self-introduction）.I am a mal
2、e, non-female. 20 years old, 170cm /Focus on undergraduate .However, my performance is still very brilliant . I have a house - but had to pay the monthly rent. 1.Q:Why did you come to Apply for the job? A: In the past I was a stray mule, now I considered to find organizations.俺以前是一只迷途的骡子，现在可算找到组织了。
3、2.Q:How do you know that we recruit this post it? A: A qualified employee not only have a mule-like body, but also must have a good sense of smell like a dog.一个合格的员工除了要有骡子般的身体以外，还必须有猎狗一样的嗅觉。,Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter,3.Q:What do you think the biggest advantages of you? A: Like a work-harder mule
4、, , like a work-hard bee(蜜 蜂), be honest as a dog.像骡子一样吃苦，像工蜂一样耐劳，像猎狗一样忠诚。 4.Q:whats your greatest weakness? A: I am an idiot(白痴)in addition to work-harder.除了干活就是个白痴。 5.Q:What can you do in company? A: a exemplary role, so that all employees feel that they are the worlds happiest people to make peop
5、le of all the world envy me. 表率作用，让所有员工都觉得自己是世界上最幸福的人全世界都羡慕俺。,Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter,6.Q:What are your salary expectations? A: I belong to dairy cattle type, eat grass, squeezed out is milk.俺属奶牛型，吃的是草，挤出来是奶。 7.Q: What do you think work overtime? A: work overtime can live longer, work overtime
6、 is good to health, work overtime can lose weight, work overtime can ease the traffic pressure ,work overtime is conducive to Birth control .加班可以延年益寿，加班有利于健康，加班可以减肥，加班可以缓解交通压力，加班有利于计划生育（有利于世界和平）。 8.Q: You can do a better job in the past do? A: Of course I can, because I have been to challenge myself
7、 all the time, in the past I work 14 hours a day, and now my aim is that work 18 hours a day.当然能，因为俺一直在挑战自我，过去俺每天工作十四小时，现在俺的目标是每天工作十八小时。,Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter,9.Q: Overall, do you think should have a qualified staff what quality? A: The mule-like physique and patience, sense of smell like do
8、gs and loyalty, the wolf enterprise, as well as snail-like appetite.骡子般的体魄和耐性，狗一样的嗅觉和忠诚，狼一样的进取心，还有蜗牛般的食欲。 10.Q:what about your health status? What s your history of diseases?. A:It is depends , I am not stronger than dinosaurs but I stronger than cows, I dont have other illnesses excepted work-harde
9、r!就要看和谁比了，和骡子比要强一些，和恐龙比可能要略差一点。其他毛病一概没有斗胆问一句：工作狂算不算病？,Second candidate,q：Can you sell yourself in two minutes？go for it! a：I depend on my qualifications and experience，I feel I am hardworking，responsible and diligent in any project which I can undertake. Your organization could benefit from my analy
10、tical and interpersonal skills. q：Could you give me a summary of your current job description？ a：I have been working as a computer programmer for five years. And i do system analysis，trouble shooting and provide softwaresupport. q：why did you leave your last job？ a：well，I am hoping to get an offer o
11、f a better position. If opportunity knocks，I will take it a：I feel I have reached the “glass ceiling“ in my current job. I feel that there is no opportunity for advancement.,q：How do you rate yourself as a professional？ a: I depend on my strong academic background and can undertake any jobs! q：What
12、contribution did you make to your current (previous) organization？ a：I have finished three new projects，and I am sure I can apply my experience to this position. q：What do you think you are worth to us？ a：I feel I can make some positive contributions to your company in the future. q：What make you th
13、ink you would be a success in this position？ a：I take part in my graduate school training during my internship !What more I do particular job. So I am sure I will be successful.,q：What is your strongest trait(s)？ a：I am helpfulness and caring, adaptability and sense of humor,cheerfulness and friendl
14、iness q：What personality traits do you admire？ a：I admire a person who is honest，flexible and easy-going. I like people who possess the “can do“ spirit. q：What do you find frustrating in a work situation？ a：Sometimes，the narrow-minded people make me frustrated and the people s mind that are not rece
15、ptive to new ideas. q：How do you handle your conflict with your colleagues in your work？ a：I will try to present my ideas in a more clear and civilized manner in order to get my points across.,q：What provide you with a sense of accomplishment. a：Doing my best job for your company and finishing a project to the best of my ability. q： What is most important in your life right now？ a： To get a job in my field is most important to me. I hope your campany can give me a change!Thank you!,Thank you!,
