1、一个购物狂的自白 Confessions of a Shopaholic 双语剧本When I was a little girl,当我还是个小女孩的时候there were real prices and mom prices.东西分成原价和妈妈价两类Real prices got you shiny, sparkly things that lasted three weeks,原价是能让你耀眼三周的东西and mom prices got you brown things.而妈妈价是.褐色的东西. that lasted forever.可以用一辈子You notice they wer
2、e 50 percent off?你留意到这双鞋可是打5折?Look at.- 看看.But when I looked into shop windows,但当我看着商店的橱窗I saw another world.我看到了另一个世界A dreamy world full of perfect things.一个充满完美商品的梦幻世界A world where grown-up girls got what they wanted.一个成年女子能拥有一切的世界They were beautiful.她们太美了Like fairies or princesses.就像仙女和公主一样They d
3、idnt even need any money, they had magic cards.她们甚至不需要钱 她们有魔法卡I wanted one.我也想有一张Little did I know.小时候我怎么也没想到. I would end up with 12.我居然有了12张Rebecca Bloomwood. Occupation: Journalist.Rebecca Bloomwood 职业:记者Jacket: Visa. Dress: AMEX.外套:Visa卡 连衣裙:AMEX卡Belt: MasterCard.皮带:MasterCard卡Its vintage. And I
4、 got one percent cash back.这是古典款式 我还得到1%的现金回馈Bag: Gucci!手袋:Gucci的!And worth every penny.花多少钱 得Moving to New York, I met guys.到 我 一 And that kind of put things in perspective.让我 一切充满 Cause you know that thing, when you see someone cute and he smiles,当你 到一 着你 and your heart kind of goes你的 就 像like warm
5、 butter sliding down hot toast?的 Well, thats what its like when I see a store.这就是我看到商店的 Only its better.是 美You see, a man will never love you你 currency1不 像or treat you as well as a store.商店样子“你 款 你If a man doesnt fit, you cant exchange him seven days later要是 不 你也不能7fifl for a gorgeous cashmere sweat
6、er. 成 衣And a store always smells good.商店的是么”A store can awaken a lust for things商店能你的 you never even knew you needed. 你不你需要的东西And when your fingers grasp those shiny, new bags.当你的手 的”手袋.Oh, yes! Oh, yes! 就是这样! 就是这样!Oh, no. I spent $900. 不.我花了900So you are covering the yard and tool expo, right?你 ?Im
7、 on it.我 了OK, dont panic.Calm. Calm. Bloomingdales.Bloomingdales(美 品连 店)Well, that would be the pants.是 子I had to get the pants to match the.我需要 子 .- Oh, shoes. - I.- 鞋子 - 我.Hold on.一 .- Somebodys stolen my credit card! - Oh, my God.- 有 了我的 用卡! - Somebody has stolen my credit card and gone有 了我的 用卡on
8、 an insane spending spree around New York.而 到花钱- No! - Yeah!- 不! - 是 !Outdoor World? Ive never been to Outdoor World.外世界?我 没 外世界Yes, you have.不 你 - You bought that tent, remember? - No, I didnt.- 你 了个 记得 ? - 不 我没有- For Kristens going-away present. - Never seen a tent.- 是Kristen的 物 - 我 没 I organized
9、the collection and gave you the money.我 款 然钱 你了Oh.“Special skills: Fencing“? Fluent in Finnish?“能: ?“ 语流利?What? Who doesnt pad their resume?怎么了?谁不美化 们的简历?Shoe! Thanks.鞋子!谢谢Why cant you get changed in your own office?你怎么不 自己的办公室衣服?And let everyone at Gardening Today让的每个 know Ive secretly arranged an
10、interview at Alette magazine?我秘密地接受杂志的面试?Did I mention I have an interview at Alette magazine?我提到我要 杂志面试了 ?Only about a billion times.说 几百次了- OK. - Its kind of a leap, isnt it?- . - 这变化有点大 ?Gardening to fashion?到时尚?I mean, not that I meant you couldnt do it.我是说 不是说你做不到.Suze. since I was 14 I wanted
11、to work at Alette magazine.Suze.14岁开始 我就想替杂志作If I can just get this job I will be happy forever.要是我能得到这份作 我就能currency1 开开 了Wow.哇Rebecca, you just got a credit card bill of $900.Rebecca 你才收到900美的 用卡账单You do not need a scarf.你不需要围巾了Then again.是 .who needs a scarf?.谁需要围巾?Wrap some old jeans around your
12、 neck, thatll keep you warm.脖子 围旧牛仔 就能保 了Thats what your mother would do.你妈就 样Youre right, she would.说得 她就是这么做的The point about this scarf is that关键是这围巾it would become part of a definition of your.它 成 你的象征.Of your psyche.你精神的象征Do you see what I mean?你明白我的意思了 ?No, I do. Keep talking.我明白 继续说It would ma
13、ke your eyes look bigger.它 让你眼睛看 大Mmm.It would make my haircut look more expensive.它 让我的发型看 昂贵Youd wear it with everything.它配什么 看It would be an investment.这是一项投资You would walk into that interview confident.这样你面试时 充满自 - Confident. - And poised.- 自 - 而泰然自若- Poised. - The girl in the green scarf.- 泰然自若
14、 - 个围绿色围巾的女孩The green scarf, please.我要这绿色围巾 谢谢Good choice. Its the last one.选得 这是最一了Thatll be $120. How would you like to pay?谢谢你120 你想怎么付款呢?Heres $50 in cash, can you put 30 on this card.你50现金 这张卡刷30.Ten on that.这张10Twenty on that.这张20- Its so cute. - Declined.- 它太 看了 - 拒了Really? Could you just. Co
15、uld you try it again?什么?你能不能. 你能不能再试一次?Really declined.真的 拒了- Could you put this to one side? - I cant hold sale items.- 你能不能它放到一边.? - 打折商品无法保留- Excuse me. Its an emergency. - Back of the line!- 让一 紧急情况 - 到面排队!Excuse me, this is an emergency. Excuse you, excuse me!不 意思 这是紧急情况 你让一让 不 意思!- Do you do c
16、ash back? - What?- 你能兑现 ? - 什么?If I give you a check for $23, will you give me要是我 你一张23的支票 你能不能 我one of your hot dogs and $20 cash back, please?一个 狗和20块现金 拜托你了?- Do I look like a bank? - I have an interview.- 我看 像银行 ? - 我 有个面试They dont hold items. Its a desperately important scarf.但 们不能保留打折商品 是极重要的围
17、巾Desperately important scarf.极重要的围巾Know what? Its for my great-aunt. Shes in the hospital.你 ? 是 我婶祖母 她院了Can you ask them to turn the heating up?你不能让医院 气温度调高 ?Want mustard with that?需要加芥末 ?Please. I will buy all of your hot dogs.你了 我 你所有的 狗- Youll take 97 hot dogs? - Done.- 你97个 狗 了? - 成 Who do I mak
18、e it.我要怎么.That means you just paid $23 for a hot dog!你这是花了23 一个 狗!You want your scarf, I want my hot dog.你想要你的围巾 我想要我的 狗Cost and worth are very different things.价格和价 不是一回事Thank you! My aunt will really appreciate it.谢谢你!我婶祖母 很 谢你的- Hi. - Hi.- Hi. - 嗨- 嗨Im here for the interview at Alette magazine.我是
19、 杂志面试的Alette. Oh, filled, internally. Yesterday. 满了 昨说fi部招到 了They did post it on the Web. Lets see, who got the job?们 网页贴了 让我看看 是谁得到了这份作?Oh. Speak of the devil.说 到Alicia. Billington.Alicia. Billington.She has the longest legs in the world.她拥有世界 最 的 She notes resentfully.她 一 Great. Faulty.极了 了- Nice
20、scarf. - Thanks. I bought it for the interview.- 围巾很不 - 谢谢 我 了面试 的Scusi. Come on.一 . As we speak, interviews are being held这 有个面试at Successful Saving.- The money magazine? - Snort not, sweet child.- 金 杂志? - 不要小看它 孩子Alette may be your Emerald City,也 才是你的 but Successful Saving could be your yellow-bri
21、ck road.但是可以成 你的 Dantay-West is a family of magazines that acts like a family.Dantay-West是像大 一样的 Deeply nepotistic. Ugh.fi部 才So my advice to you, dear Dorothy,我 你的意 是 “的西is thus. Once youre in. youre in.所以.一加了.就是自 了Im in.我加Hello, Successful Saving.你 Ms. Bloomwood?Bloodwood小?So what form does this in
22、terview take?这个面试是什么式的?Is it just mainly a general chat, hobbies.是currency1况的了 “什么的.Oh, no, no, no. Its very specific on finance. 不 不 不 就是fifl金 面的Butterfly investments, futures. That sort of thing.投的 类的东西- But hes worth 1.2 billion. - Good luck.- 但是它 12. - 你 - Thanks. - We talked and talked. Said no
23、thing.- 谢谢 - 我们fi了么” 一点用也没有Yeah, of course I did. He understands the rules.当然了 明白是怎样的Its always. Of course we got the bill.它是.当然我们能到钱Listen, Ive got to go. Im interviewing.着 我得了 我得面试Mm-mm. Yeah, no, not me. Bye.不 不是我.再 Sorry about that. Right, um, Rebecca. 了 Rebecca.- Ah! We met! - Hi! We did. Thank
24、 you.- !我们 面了! - 嗨!我们 了 谢谢你Sick aunt, scarf. Yep. Did you get it to her?的婶婶 围巾 你围巾 她了 ?I did. And when a stranger is kind like that, its just.了 一个 像你么 是.- Wow. - Thats lovely. Um.- 哇 - 很 .- Do you have a resume for me? - I do. Yes, I do!- 你带简历 了 ? - 我带了 我带 !Ah.I. could pretty much just tell you.我. 你
25、也一样 My name is Rebecca Bloomwood,我 Rebecca BloomwoodIve been a journalist for five years.我做记者年了Im very comfortable juggling numbers,我 行I speak fluent Finnish, I know.我 说流利的 语 我.- Finnish? - Yes, Finnish.- 语? - 语- Im also. - Thats interesting. Why Finnish?- 我也. - 这很有 你怎么 语?Whats behind you?你面的是什么?- U
26、m. - Oh, my God.- - Oh, its a naked man. Oh, sorry. 是个 的 很 It gave me such a fright. I, uh.我 到了 我.I didnt know what it was. Clearly, hes beheaded.我不是什么 然 了Who would do that to him?是谁这么做的?Well, a few questions.我有几个 But, look! Makes you wonder但是 看 ! 让你想what theyre looking at on the fifth floor, right?
27、5 的 看到 ?You could turn your desk around and just stare at it all day.你可以 子 就能 着 I would.我就.- Not. - Ms. Bloomwood.- 不 - Bloodwood小Im not a pervert.我不是变 的Sit down.Im sorry, Im terrible at interviews.我很 我面试太 了Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently?你最 关 金 事 ?Yes. And I am glad that yo
28、u brought that up.我很高“你这么 Because I am furious. No, I really am.我很 是的 说真的No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis?我是说 最 的类是怎么回事?Fish crisis?类?- Fiscal. crisis. - Fiscal crisis.- . - - Terrifying. Fiscally, I mean. - How so?- 太可 了 的 我是说 - 什么呢?- For the fiscal family. - Im sorry.- - 不
29、- Not a moment too soon. - Ms. Bloomwood, you dropped your scarf.- 没关 - Bloodwood小 你的围巾 了She died.她 了Oh, Ms. Bloomwood, you have had a very, very tough 25 minutes. Bloodwood小 才的25分可真 Im glad you understand! So many people just. Right.很高“你明白!很多 就是. OK, so I would propose we curtail.我想我们可以 .Did you ju
30、st scrub my name off?你是不是我 了?- Oh, no. Routine. - That seems premature.- 不 而 - 这太 了 OK, Im gonna propose that we curtail this interview forthwith.我提我们 这次面试So Ill leave you and your numbers,我 开 留 你和你的 but thank you very much for seeing me,但是谢谢你 我and I appreciate. Oh!我很 激.!I appreciate everything. Goo
31、d day.我很 激一切 你顺利Good day.你顺利Come on. Lets go give Mrs. Great Outdoors her tent.这样 让我们 Great太太 Shes not retiring.她不是fl休- What? - Shes abandoning a sinking ship.- 什么? - 她是 弃一艘沉船That little rat! The magazines folding and she knew!个卑鄙小 ! 杂志社要倒闭了 她的!She knew and she didnt tell anybody.她 但是她不 我们Well, on t
32、he bright side, you hated working for that magazine.的 面 看 你讨厌 作 It was my income, Suze. I need my income!是我的收 源 Suze 我需要收!OK, Bex, the most important thing is not to panic.Bex 最重要的是 - Dont answer the phone! - No!- 接电话! - 不!- It might be a debt collector! - Hello?- 也 是债务 ! - 你 ?- Its Derek Smeath. -
33、The list. Get the list!- 是Derek Smeath - 列表 列表 !- I think I saw it over here. - Take the lamp!- 我想我看到它 - 着这台灯- Its here! - Bloomingdales.- 这! - BIoomingdaIes连 店.- Hospital for depression. - Detained in Finland on work.- 医院治疗抑郁 - 作滞留 Visa, dead dog.Visa废物All City Debt Collection. You have to do it.市债
34、务追讨公 你 说- Hello! Hi! - Ms. Bloomwood?- 你 ! 嗨! - Bloodwood小?- Hello. - Im sorry. Its actually not.- 你 - 很 我不是她Shes still recovering from. You know. OK.她还 恢复.你. Ill have her call you as soon as.我 让她尽快打 你- Yes? - As soon as shes come back- - 要她一回 - from. From. - Finland! Finland!- . . - ! !- Clearly sh
35、es not too. - Aah!- 然她还没有. - 呃!Why do so many of your excuses involve Finland?怎么你么多借口 和 有关?Cause no one checks up on Finland, Tarkie.没有 查 TarkieHow am I going to pay you the rent now?现 我怎么付你房租呢?Well, Im ripping up your rent check!我 你的房租支票撕 !No, Suze, you cant do it again.不 Suze 你不能再这么做了Its my apartm
36、ent, well, my parents apartment,这是我的公寓 其是我父母的- but its my rules. - Im gonna buy you the biggest present.- 但是矩是我定的 - 我要 你 一份最大的物I am! I know where Im going to go. Theres a sale at Macys!是的!我 最 梅西百 大减价!Tarkie.Tarkie.Ill be at my place.我 我 的Thanks, baby. Bex, Ill get the tequila, you get the bills.谢谢你
37、宝贝 Bex 我 龙舌 酒 你 账单Ill do this. It cant be that bad.我 不 么 的Its just like a Band-Aid. Its gonna be fine.这就像是撕创可贴 没事的Bex! Two hundred dollars on Marc Jacobs underwear?Bex!你 Marc Jacobs 花了2百美 fi衣?Oh, underwear is a basic human right. fi衣是基本 权 Seventy-eight dollars on lavender honey!薰衣草蜜花了78!I felt sorry
38、 for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye.我替商店助 到 她眼神太懒散了I didnt know which way she was looking. It was so sad.我不她 看 个 向 太 了I cant even talk about this one.这个我 不想开口了A foot spa? What were you doing at a foot spa?部水疗?你 干嘛?Lets take a break.我们休息一 They said I was a valued customer.们说我是 重要的客 Now they s
39、end me hate mail.现 们 我寄威胁 了Bex.BexOh, God. .How are you going to pay off sixteen thousand twelve hundred你怎么能还得了16262.70?and 62 dollars and 70 cents with no job?而你连作 没有了?I could win the lottery.我可以中彩票Maybe you should have a backup plan.也 你该有个B计 Oh! Backup plan, I got it, I got it. Backup plan.! B计 我想
40、到了 我想到了 B计 OK. When Tarkie thought of his dream job,当Tarkie想到 梦想的作he, um, wrote this proposal just about him, you know,写个自己的计 你 what hes made of and thats what you can do.写写 真的自我 你也可以 You can write a fashion piece and send it to Alette.你可以写篇时尚文稿 寄到Like, “Hey, Alette, look what I can do!“就像说“嘿 看看我能做什
41、么!“You just gotta figure out what to write about.你需要想想写点什么“Consider your shoe an investment.“你的鞋子当作是一项投资Everything is resting upon it.一切 取决于它The most important point is that every shoe最重要的是每一双鞋子should earn its place in your.“该赢得你的.“Bex, this is so funny. Youre so smart.Bex 这太有了 你太聪明了- Youre the best
42、 writer ever! - Do you like it?- 你是史 最 的作者! - 你喜 ?- Youre fabulous! - Wait! Another one.- 你太 以置 了! - 一 !再写一封To that guy at that savings thingy magazine who didnt hire me.个不请我的 “Dear Uptight Editor.“的拮据编辑.- You can stick your job up your ass.“ - Man on a bike!- 份作你留着放屁 “ - 骑单车的 !Hello!你 !“Heres $20.
43、Buy yourself some decent clothes.“这有20 自己 点得体的衣服 “Im back!我回 了!Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is for Alette magazine.这是 杂志的Please, please. Kiss it for good luck.拜托了 拜托了吻它 祈 - Mwah! - And this one.- 还有这个.is for Mr. Successful Saving.是 成 先的Bleah. Money, money, money.恶.钱 钱 钱I better get the job, Ive got
44、no money.我最 得到份作 我没有钱了Ive got no money.我没有钱了# You put the lime in the coconut.* 你 灰撒到椰子 . *Doesnt this just cheer you up?这不令你高“ ?- Its not working, Mom. - Come on, youll get another job.- 没果 妈妈 - 这样 你 得到另一份作的Life is like a swap meet. You never know活就像旧物 你currency1不when great riches.富的 现.are going to
45、 turn up unexpectedly.通 是不可预料的What can I get for a quarter?25美分能 什么?This!这个!- Comme son - Its fantastic.- 是 ? - 看极了- What are they gettin for that? - Its growing on me.- 个要多少钱? - 越看越喜 - How much for this? - Twenty dollars.- 这个多少钱? - 20- Oh! - Ola?- ! - 你 ?Um, Rebecca. Luke Brandon, Successful Saving
46、.Rebecca 我是的Luke BrandonYes?你 ?Sorry to call so early, but I got your letter.么打 你 但是我收到你的 了And I have to say it was a bit of a surprise.我得说我有点 讶Well, I hope I made my point.我希 我表明了我的观点Oh, you did. You did. Very well.哦 确 你写得十分 The whole metaphor. Very clever.尤其是隐喻部分 智Yes, wasnt it. The whole metaphor
47、 was.可不 这个比隐喻简直是.Wait. What? Im sorry. 什么? 没 .Describing the principles of security investment容 投资的 in terms of the way different women purchase different shoes不 女 选 鞋子的 度手was. different.真是很. Hello? Sounds like you might be in the middle of something.? 着你边很 杂 I was trying to say that it gave me an i
48、dea.我要说的是这让我 然有个想法Would you like to come in? I dont.你想加我们 ? 我 不是.Can I help you, dear?宝贝 有什么想 的 ?I think I just sent the editor of Alette magazine $20我 Alette杂志社的编辑寄了20美to buy herself decent clothes and stick her job up her ass.点体面的衣服 保 These go.这 是 .- Hey, clothes for Alette. - Ill call her assistant.- 嘿 AIette需要的衣服 - 我 打 她的助 的Hi. Clothes are here for Alette
