1、小学五年级英语幽默小故事（三篇） Across a small drugstore, a large chain store was newly opened and would defeat the businessof the small drugstore.The shopkeeper of the drugstore went to a priest to talk about his concern. The priestsuggested, “You stand in front of your store every day to pray for it to prosper,
2、and then turnaround to pray for that chain store likewise, that is, to embrace your enemy in public.”Some days later, as what the shopkeeper worried, his store shut down, but he was appointedas the manager of the chain store, and earned more than before.一间小杂货店对面新开了一家大型连锁商店，这家商店即将打垮杂货店的生意。杂货店老板找牧师诉苦。
3、牧师建议他：“每天早上站在商店门前祈祷你的商店生意兴隆，然后转过身去，也同样祈祷那家连锁商店，也就是当众拥抱你的敌人。”一段日子后，正如这人当初所担心的，他的商店关门了，但他却被聘为那家连锁店的经理，而且收入比以前更好。【家规】Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?Mr. Jones was qu
4、ite happy about it, so they went, and both of them enjoyed the film.They came out of the cinema at 11 oclock, got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark. Then Mrs. Jones said, Look, Bill. A womans running along the road very fast, and a mans running after her. Can you see them?Mr.
5、Jones said, Yes, I can. He drove the car slowly near the woman and said to her, Can we help you?No, thank you, the woman said, but she did not stop running. My husband and I always run home after the cinema, and the last one washes the dishes at home!家规琼斯夫妇晚上很少出门，但上星期六，琼斯太太对丈夫说：“电影院今晚有场好电影，我们去看好吗?”琼
6、斯先生很乐意，于是他们就去了。两个人都喜欢那部电影。晚上十一点，他们从电影院出来，钻进汽车，开始驾车回家。天很黑。这时，琼斯太太说：“看，比尔。一个女人在沿街狂奔，一个男人在后猛追不舍。你看到了吗?”琼斯先生说：“是的，看到了。”他慢慢把车开近那女人，说道：“你需要帮忙吗?”“不，谢谢，”女人答道，但她没有放慢速度，“我丈夫跟我在看完电影后，经常跑步回家，后到家的洗碗涮碟。”【画蛇添足】One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of win
7、e. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, Ive finished. Im No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isnt a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”画蛇添足一天， 狮子先生举行一场聚会，很多动物都来了，他们喝很多酒。最后只剩一壶酒了。让谁喝呢?它们想了想，有个主意。它们比赛画蛇，谁最快画好，谁就喝这壶酒。不一会，狼先生画好了。“哈，我画好了，我是第一个。”它说。不过它又画了起来，它还说：“再给它加几只脚吧。”这是猩猩先生也画好了。它拿起那酒壶喝起来。一边喝一边说：“那不是蛇，蛇是没有脚的，我赢了这壶酒。”
