1、今晚的女子网球赛可谓精彩纷呈Its been a brilliant night of womens 佩崔科瓦队正在紧追玛什科瓦队 with Petrevkova narrowly edging Mashakova.现在镜头转至双打赛现场 We take you now to doubles action 由帕卢郑可卡和维尼科瓦 between Pavlyuchenkeka-Vilnikova 对阵思爪科瓦和米斯努佩瓜特娃 and Strakova-Mishtnupetrateva.Its been a brilliant night of womens with Petrevkova nar
2、rowly edging Mashakova. We take you now to doubles action between Pavlyuchenkeka-Vilnikovaand Strakova-Mishtnupetrateva.今晚的女子网球赛可谓精彩纷呈佩崔科瓦队正在紧追玛什科瓦队，现在镜头转至双打赛现场由帕卢郑可卡和维尼科瓦对阵思爪科瓦和米斯努佩瓜特娃。5-9对我来说是大胸组和美腿组的交战 To me, its legs versus boobs 什么?What the.?换台? 我正享受春光无限好的网球赛呢。Change the channel? But Im watchin
3、g soft-core tennis.To me, its legs versus boobs， What the.?Change the channel? But Im watching soft-core tennis.对我来说是大胸组和美腿组的交战什么?换台 ? 我正享受春光无限好的网球赛呢。10-12到此为止 明天开始 我们要去科技博馆 Thats it. Tomorrow, were doing something educationl 做些有教育意义的事情 Were going to the science museum.Thats it. Tomorrow, were doing
4、 something educationl，Were going to the science museum.到此为止 明天开始 我们要去科技博馆做些有教育意义的事情48-49你做到了 宝贝 You did it, baby 你说会无聊死这俩小孩 说到做到You promised no fun, and you delivered.You did it, babyYou promised no fun, and you delivered.你做到了 宝贝, 你说会无聊死这俩小孩 说到做到.58-59你们好 Ah, hello there 我是布莱士 帕斯卡 概率论的开创者 I am Blais
5、e Pascal, inventor of the probability theory.我们今天在此相遇的概率是多少?What are the odds of meeting you here?要我说是命中注定 Excellent, I would say.我的朋友笨笨松鼠正要去买彩票My friend Silly Squirrel is about to buy a lottery ticket.笨笨松鼠 你知道买彩票中大奖的机率有多大么?Silly Squirrel, do you know the Ah, hello there. I am Blaise Pascal, invento
6、r of the probability theory. What are the odds of meeting you here? Excellent, I would say. My friend Silly Squirrel is about to buy a lottery ticket. Silly Squirrel, do you know the probability of winning the lottery?你们好,我是布莱士 帕斯卡 概率论的开创者, 我们今天在此相遇的概率是多少? 要我说是命中注定.我的朋友笨笨松鼠正要去买彩票, 笨笨松61-68probabilit
7、y of winning the lottery? 鼠 你知道买彩票中大奖的机率有多大么?是么 比起中大奖 你更可能是被车碾过 Why, you are more likely to be run over by a car.或者被闪电击中 Or be hit by lightning.再或者被一个认识的人谋杀 Or murdered by an acquaintance. 如果你懂概率是怎么回事 If you understood probability,就不会蠢到去买彩票 you would never play the lottery.Why, you are more likely t
8、o be run over by a car.Or be hit by lightning. Or murdered by an acquaintance. If you understood probability, you would never play the lottery.是么 比起中大奖 你更可能是被车碾过或者被闪电击中，再或者被一个认识的人谋杀，如果你懂概率是怎么回事就不会蠢到去买彩票。70-74伙计们 概率论让我明白 Guys, this science exhibit 买彩票是一件多么愚蠢的事 told me how stupid it is to play the lot
9、tery.Guys, this science exhibit told me how stupid it is to play the lottery.伙计们 概率论让我明白买彩票是一件多么愚蠢的事75-75我选 69And Im 69.因为人们一说69 就会笑 Because people always laugh when you say “69.“不知道为什么 No one knows why.And Im 69. Because people always laugh when you say “69.“ No one knows why.我选 69，因为人们一说69 就会笑，不知道
10、为什么87-89获奖号码是 And the winning numbers are.3 19three, 19,22 和6922 and 69.And the winning numbers are.3 19 22 69获奖号码是3 19 22 6990-92伙计们，伙计们，我们要庆祝 来场狂野爬踢 Guys, guys, we got to celebrate, throw a raging party!我去兑现奖券 Homer Homer 你去准备吃的 Ill cash the ticket.Homer, Homer, you get the food.Guys, guys, we got
11、 to celebrate, throw a raging party! Ill cash the ticket.Homer, Homer, you get the food.伙计们，伙计们，我们要庆祝 来场狂野爬踢。我去兑现奖券 霍默 霍默 你去准备吃的。96-97伙计们 我要用这笔奖金做大事Guys, I got big plans for these winnings.我要 建个游泳池 Im going to build. a swimming pool.Guys, I got big plans for these winnings. Im going to build. a swim
12、ming pool.伙计们 我要用这笔奖金做大事我要 建个游泳池106-107那你呢 Carl？What about you, Carl?你打算怎么样投资你的那份What about you, Carl?What are you gonna do with your share of 那你呢 卡尔？你打算111-112钱？What are you gonna do with your share of the money?the money? 怎么样投资你的那份钱？我挺欣慰的 咱们都在担心 Carl的人身安全 Im glad were the kind of people who are wo
13、rried about Carls safety 而没有怀疑他卷款而逃 instead of thinking that he ripped us off.Im glad were the kind of people who are worried about Carls safety instead of thinking that he ripped us off.我挺欣慰的 咱们都在担心卡尔的人身安全而没有怀疑他卷款而逃106-107四个好朋友 Four best friends 永远不争吵 Who never quarrel Four best friends Who never q
14、uarrel四个好朋友永远不争吵131-132我们所有人的奖金全被一扫光 All our lottery money, gone!如果让我见到卡尔 If I ever see that Carl again,我要把他给冻起来 然后把他切成冰块 Im gonna freeze him, chop him up into ice cubes 然后在疯狂小丑团粉丝聚会时把他给倒进小便池 and scoop him into the urinal through at the Gathering of the Juggalos!All our lottery money, gone! If I eve
15、r see that Carl again, Im gonna freeze him, chop him up into ice cubes and scoop him into the urinal through at the Gathering of the Juggalos!我们所有人的奖金全被一扫光如果让我见到卡尔我要把他给冻起来 然后把他切成冰块，然后在疯狂小丑团粉丝聚会时把他给倒进小便池137-140看 我敢打赌他乘机到魁北克See, I bet he flew to Quebec 给我们买纯正法籍加拿大人手艺的甜馅饼呢 to bring us back authentic Fr
16、ench-Canadian sugar pie.我都已经能尝到它的味道 I can taste it already.多谢你能给我们带甜馅饼 CarlThanks for the sugar pie, Carl.See, I bet he flew to Quebec to bring us back authentic French-Canadian sugar pie.I can taste it already. Thanks for the sugar pie, Carl.看 我敢打赌他乘机到魁北克给我们买纯正法籍加拿大人手艺的甜馅饼呢我都已经能尝到它的味道多谢你能给我们带甜馅饼卡尔1
17、48-151猜怎么着? 我本来是能尝尝成为那种辣酱痴迷者 I was gonna be one of those guys whos really into hot sauce, you know?辣酱吊袜带 辣酱内衣 Hot sauce suspenders, hot sauce pajamas.I was gonna be one of those guys whos really into hot sauce, you know? Hot sauce suspenders, hot sauce pajamas.猜怎么着? 我本来是能尝尝成为那种辣酱痴迷者，辣酱吊袜带 辣酱内衣158-15
18、9我还是无法相信 Carl 卷走了你们的奖金 I still cant believe it was I still cant believe it was Carl who took your winnings. I 我还是无法相信 Carl 卷161-163Carl who took your winnings.我以为你会这样做 I thought it wouldve been you.或许你会 或许你也会 Or you. Or you.thought it wouldve been you.Or you. Or you.走了你们的奖金我以为你会这样做，或许你会 或许你也会他说他回家了
19、但他的护照也不在了 He said he went home, and his passport is gone.那么他是来自哪个国家呢?What country is he from?He said he went home, and his passport is gone. What country is he from?他说他回家了 但他的护照也不在了那么他是来自哪个国家呢167-168拜托 你应该了解男人的 Come on, you know how dudes are 我们可不喜欢翻陈年旧账 We dont go digging into the past.我们喜欢讨论男人之间的话
20、题 We talk about guy stuff.Come on, you know how dudes areWe dont go digging into the past. We talk about guy stuff.拜托 你应该了解男人的我们可不喜欢翻陈年旧账我们喜欢讨论男人之间的话题171-173或许如果你们少谈点男人之间的话题 Maybe if youd talked less about guy stuff,你们就能知道你们所谓的朋友的真实本色 youd know more about your so-called friend.Maybe if youd talked l
21、ess about guy stuff,youd know more about your so-called friend.或许如果你们少谈点男人之间的话题你们就能知道你们所谓的朋友的真实本色177-178知道了也无所谓 Midge Carl 已经不在了 Well, it dont matter no more, Midge. Carl is gone,我们已经着手选替补了 and were already auditioning replacements.Well, it dont matter no more, Midge. Carl is gone, and were already
22、auditioning replacements.知道了也无所谓 Midge Carl 已经不在了，我们已经着手选替补了179-180快看 Carl 是被.There! Carl was adopted.一对住在雷克雅未克城郊的夫妇领养的 by a couple who lives outside Reykjavik.There! Carl was adopted. by a couple who lives outside Reykjavik.快看 Carl 是被. 一对住在雷克雅未克城郊的夫妇领养的200-201绝对会拿这钱建个游泳池 That money is going to dig
23、us a swimming pool 来让我们破产的家庭能在其中重聚 thatll take our broken family and make it whole.That money is going to dig us a swimming poolthatll take our broken family and make it whole绝对会拿这钱建个游泳池来让我们破产的家庭能在其中重聚210-211劳驾 那个 Excuse me, uh,我们再找一个朋友 他.were looking for Excuse me, uh, were looking for our friend.
24、Hes.hes about so 劳驾 那个我们再找一232-236our friend. Hes.差不多这么高hes about so tall,穿一件夹克 uh, wears a jacket,没有纹身露在外边hes, um, got no visible tattoos.tall, uh, wears a jacket, hes, um, got no visible tattoos.个朋友 他.差不多这么高穿一件夹克没有纹身露在外边我们国家很小 Our country is very small,非常喜欢评论和八卦 very judgmental and very nosy.Our c
25、ountry is very small, very judgmental and very nosy.我们国家很小非常喜欢评论和八卦243-244这个传说讲述了 Carl Carlson 家族 This saga tells of how Carl Carlsons family 给海岸放哨 were the watchmen of the coast 他们需要常年警惕入侵者 always keeping an eye out for invading hordesThis saga tells of how Carl Carlsons familywere the watchmen of
26、the coastalways keeping an eye out for invading hordes这个传说讲述了 Carl Carlson 家族给海岸放哨他们需要常年警惕入侵者249-251敌人入侵了 The enemy invaded,在我们岩浆质的土壤上乱丢废物laying waste to our lava fields,烧毁我们的毛衣 burning our sweatersThe enemy invaded, laying waste to our lava fields,burning our sweaters敌人入侵了在我们岩浆质的土壤上乱丢废物烧毁我们的毛衣254-2
27、56任何司机必须大于 25 周岁 All drivers must be over the age of 25.也没有问题 and check.All drivers must be over the age of 25.and check.任何司机必须大于 25周岁也没有问题273-274回答问题 要不就尝尝 Give us some answers, or youll get a mouthful你自己尿酿烂鲨鱼的味道吧 of rotten shark fermented in its own urineGive us some answers, or youll get a mouthf
28、ulof rotten shark fermented in its own urine回答问题 要不就尝尝你自己尿酿烂鲨鱼的味道吧281-282我的家族一直坚信 My familys always believed 我们勇敢的面对入侵者 奋起反抗 that we fought bravely against the invaders,那页消失的传说会作证的 and the missing page will prove it.My familys always believedand the missing page will prove itthat we fought bravely a
29、gainst the invaders我的家族一直坚信那页消失的传说会作证的我们勇敢的面对入侵者 奋起反抗291-293我觉得 这下我可以问心无愧地 I guess it kind of makes it easier now for me to.杀了 Carl 了 To kill Carl!To kill Carl!I guess it kind of makes it easier now for me to.我觉得 这下我可以问心无愧地杀了 Carl 了307-308也许我们就是一群孤独的爷们在Maybe we are just lonely guys who do.做些爷们的事情 gu
30、y stuff.guy stuff.Maybe we are just lonely guys who do.也许我们就是一群孤独的爷们在做327-328些爷们的事情我说咱们把这做成传奇汤 I say we make it into saga soup 我们都来喝一口 and have ourselves a soup sip.I say we make it into saga soupand have ourselves a soup sip我说咱们把这做成传奇汤我们都来喝一口340-341我知道 Carl 做了错事 I know Carl did you wrong,但就这么毁了他这么珍
31、视的东西 but is destroying something he cares that much aboutI know Carl did you wrong,but is destroying something he cares that much about我知道 Carl做了错事但就这么毁了他这么珍视的东西343-344Carlson 家族把蛮族从后门放进来“The Carlsons then let the barbarians in the back gate 与其一起肆意地偷盗 抢掠 and joined in the sacking, the looting 将老弱赶入火
32、山 and the volcano-ing of the village elders.“The Carlsons then let the barbarians in the back gateand the volcano-ing of the village elders.and joined in the sacking, the lootingCarlson 家族把蛮族从后门放进来与其一起肆意地偷盗 抢掠将老弱赶入火山361-363先放下你们沉闷的生活一会 Take a break from your dreary lives 让美国人给你们说点事 to hear Americans
33、 lecture you.Take a break from your dreary livesto hear Americans lecture you.先放下你们沉闷的生活一会让美国人给你们说点事375-376但我请求你们将固执放在一边But I ask you to put aside your stubbornness 我要告诉你们有关Carl Carlson 的事情 while I tell you about Carl Carlson.while I tell you about Carl Carlson.But I ask you to put aside your stubbo
34、rnness但我请求你们将固执放在一边我要告诉你们有关 Carl Carlson 的事情385-3861000 年前的事情都已经无关紧要了 Doesnt matter what happened 1,000 years ago,Carl Carlson 已经救赎了自己的名誉 for Carl Carlsons honor has been redeemed 就靠 Carl Carlson 的所作所为 by the deeds of Carl Carlson.Doesnt matter what happened 1,000 years ago,by the deeds of Carl Carl
35、son.for Carl Carlsons honor has been redeemed1000 年前的事情都已经无关紧要了Carl Carlson已经救赎了自己的名誉就靠 Carl Carlson 的所作所为389-391如果我们都能原谅 Carl 偷了我们的彩票钱 If we can forgive Carl for stealing our lottery winnings,也许你们也能发自内心地原谅他的祖先 maybe youse can find it in If we can forgive Carl for stealing our lottery winnings,maybe
36、 youse can find it in youses hearts to forgive his ancestors如果我们都能原谅 Carl偷了我们的彩票钱也许你们也能发404-405youses hearts to forgive his ancestors.自内心地原谅他的祖先Carl Carlson 的众多小善 The many small kindnesses of Carl Carlson 已经永远救赎了他家族的名誉 have redeemed his family forever.The many small kindnesses of Carl Carlsonhave redeemed his family forever.Carl Carlson 的众多小善已经永远救赎了他家族的名誉406-407从这里出来的事 The stuff that comes from in here才是爷们的事情 that is guy stuff.that is guy stuff.The stuff that comes from in here从这里出来的事才是爷们的事情414-415
