1、【 IT 狂人第一季第 1 期 】Hope this doesnt embarrass you Jen, but I found the best thing to do with the new employee is to size them up with a long hard stare.希望你不要感到尴尬，珍。因为我发现考量新员工最好的办法就是用眼睛紧紧地盯着他。So! So. First day! Yes!那么！怎样。第一天上班？没错！Scary.? Yes. Dont be scared! Oh Im not really scared.害怕吧？是.别怕！其实我也不是很怕。Yo
2、u should be! Well Im a little bit scared. What?Dont be!应该怕！我确实有点小怕啦。啥？别怕！Make up your mind!你到底想怎样。So here you are!好吧你说！Yes. Im really looking forward to.Getting to grips with the.其实，我很希望能.认真做好.Im gonna put you in I.T. Because you said on your CV you had a lot of experience with computers.我决定把你安排在 IT
3、 部门。因为你在简历里说你在电脑方面很有经验。I did say that on my CV, yes. I have lots of experience with the puter.thing, you know.我的确在简历里提过，没错。我有着丰富的经验，关于整体的.电脑的. 事儿。Emailssending emails, receiving emails, deleting emails.I could go on. Do!例如电子邮件.发邮件，收邮件，删邮件. 除此之外我还会很多。那接着说！The Web.Using mouse.mices .using mice. Clicki
4、ng.double clicking.the computer screen of course, the keyboard.我会上网. 点鼠标 .各种鼠标。单击.双击. 当然还有显示器、键盘.The bit that goes on the floor down there. The hard drive? Correct.那边安在地板上的叫什么来着.硬盘吗？就是它。Aha! Well, you certainly seem to know your stuff.啊哈！看来你对你的专业非常熟悉。That settles. Got a good feeling about you Jen! A
5、nd they need a new manager.就这么定了。对你的感觉很不错啊，珍！那边正好缺个新经理。Oh fantastic! So.the people Ill be working with, whatre they like?太好了！那.要跟我一起工作的同事，他们怎么样？Standard nerds!标准的书呆子！【 IT 狂人第一季第 2 期 】Hello I.T. ? Have you tried turning it off and on again?你好，IT 部。试过关机重启吗？OK, well, the button on the side, is it glowi
6、ng?好，边上的钮亮不亮？Yeah, you need to turn it on! The button, turns it on? !对，你需要先按键开机！就是那个钮，按下去了吗？Yeah.You.Yeah.You do know how a button works, dont you? No, not on clothes!是.你.对.你知道怎么按按钮吧，不是吗？不是衣服上的纽扣！（button= 按钮= 纽扣）Hello, I.T. ? Yeah? Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?你好，IT 部。是吗？你试过强制意外重启吗？No
7、, no! There you go! No there you go, I just heard it come on.不不！就是那样！这回对了，我刚听见开机的声音了。No no, thats the music you hear when it comes on.不不，你听见的是开机音乐。No, thats the music you hear when.Im sorry, are you from the past? !不，有音乐说明.抱歉，你是从古代来的吗？See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table
8、.驱动程序通过修补系统调用表调用挂钩函数。So its not safe to unload it, unless another threads about to jump in there and do its stuff.所以直接卸载不安全，除非让另一个进程接管。And you dont want to end up in middle of invalid memory. Hello?如果在无效内存中挂掉就悲催了。喂？Oh really? Really, why dont you come down here and make me then?是嘛？那你干吗不下来跟我单挑啊？What?
9、 Oh you think Im afraid of you? Im not afraid of you!什么？你以为我怕你啊？我才不怕你呢！You can come down here any time and Ill be waiting for ya! That told her!有种你就下来，本人随时恭候！就欠这么跟她说！Oh God, its about time you got back, its been all go.哎呀老天，你该早点回来，错过刚才的好戏了。You had a job?你去修电脑了？Girl on fifth.五楼那姑娘报修.Did you and her.h
10、it it off?你跟她. 投缘吗？Define “Hit it off“?“投缘“是什么意思？Did she continue talking to you once youd fixed her computer?就是修完电脑后，她还理你吗？No.And while I was working on it, she rested a cup on my back.不理.而且我趴着修电脑时，她还在我背上放了个杯子。No? ! Yep! Unbelievable!不是吧？你看！简直难以置信！Yeah, I mean theyve not respect for us up there, no
11、 respect! Whatsoever! Were all just drudgens to them没错，楼上的人对咱们太“没“尊重了！是“不“ 尊重！无所谓是什么词！简直当咱们是“哭工“！（Roy 把drudge 说成了 drudgen）Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgen, that is what wed be to them.没错！要是世上有“哭工“这个词，那我们一定是。Its like theyre pallywally when theres a problem with their printer, but once its
12、 fixed.打印机坏了他们都跟你称兄道弟的，可只要你一修好.They toss us away like yesterdays jam!他们像对隔夜的果酱那样，随手就把咱们扔到一旁！Yes! Yesterdays jam! That is what we are to them!对！隔夜的果酱！那就是我们在他们眼里的形象！Actually you know what? That doesnt really work as a thing.because you know, jam lasts for ages.其实那比喻还是有点不准确.果酱保质期很长的。Hello, I.T. ? Have
13、you tried turning it off and on again?你好，IT 部。试过关机重启吗？Unisex toilets? You have unisex toilets, like Ally McBeal?无性别卫生间？你们居然有无性别卫生间，跟甜心俏佳人里一样？【 IT 狂人第一季第 7 期 】It might be something you say, or something you do!那些迹象可能会是你说的话，或者干的事！But when we notice this, and believe me we will notice this, theres goin
14、g to be a long way down for you, sweet chicks!我们只要注意到这些迹象，相信我，我们一定会留意的，你就会在这儿待好长时间，小丫头！Hell realize in a second.他马上就会反应过来他说错了。I cannot believe youre going to tell on me. Youre like a pair of horrible old women.真不敢相信，你们居然打算告发我。你们俩就像一对老巫婆。What did she say?她说什么？She said were like horrible old women.她说我
15、们像老巫婆。She didnt!她怎会这么说！Hey guys! Ok, got something to tell me?你们好啊，伙计们！找我有事吗？Yes, well, its like this.有点事。是这样的.Look at you! My I.T.Team.看看你们！我的 IT 团队。Yeah. Team players each and every one of you.没错。你们每个人都是团队的一员。Yeah, what she.Theres no room for people who cant act in a team on my team!对，但她.在我这儿没有团队精
16、神可不行！Excuse me. Hello? What? ! Well if you cant work as a team, youre all fired! Thats it, you heard me, fine! Get your things and go!抱歉。喂？什么？！要是你们不能像团队一样工作，就给我走人！就是那样，你没听错，你们被解雇了！拿着你的东西走人！Hello, Security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team!喂，保卫科吗？四楼的人都被
17、炒了，把他们送出大楼。别忘了团队合作！Remember youre a team, and if you cant act as a team, youre fired too!记住你们是个团队，如果没有团队精神你们也给我走人！Dawn! Get onto recruitment. Tell them to look for a security team that can work as team.道恩！找人事部，让他们招一组有团队精神的保安队。They may have to escort our security team from the building, for not actin
18、g like a team!让他们把现在的保安队轰出去，他们没有团队精神！Team! Team team team team team! I even love saying the word “Team“.团队！团队 、团队、团队.我特喜欢说这个词。You probably think thats a picture of my family?你们可能认为这是我家的全家福？Its the ATeam. Body, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man! All of them! So what do you wanna tell me?其实这是顶级团队。宝迪 、道尔
19、、 泰格、 还有个带珠宝的男人！他们都是！话说你们来找我什么事？Well, its just not working out.哦，我们之间合不来。Hes joking!他开玩笑呢！But you said.可你刚才说.Not working out?合不来？Oh no! No! We are getting on like a big house on fire! Yeah!啊没有没有！我们之间好着呢，跟老房子着火似的！没错！My ears getting hot!我的耳朵烫死了！No. You know what? We should leave now, because you know,
20、 youre a busy man and weve taken far too much of your time.看来我们该走了。因为你是个大忙人，我们已经占用你很多时间了。Jen could you just get the door for me there? Absolutely Roy!珍啊，你能帮我开一下门吗？当然可以，罗伊！So why did you come here in the first place?那你们一开始来这儿是干吗？Um.We set up a voice activation system on your computer. I think youre g
21、onna enjoy it.那个.我们给你电脑装了个语言激活系统。我觉得你会喜欢的。It might just take a little while to get the pitch right on the voice, but nonetheless, go ahead!Thank you very much! Bye bye! Thank you!可能要花点时间调整声音，让音高和内置语音对应上，不过没关系，多练习练习就好了！非常感谢！再见！谢谢！How exciting! Hello. Hello computer! Hello! Hello. Hello computer.太激动了！你好。电脑你好！你好！你好。电脑你好.
