1、- 1 -功夫熊猫英文台词-1-PO 的梦境开场- legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foesI see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fistthe warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : e
2、nough talk lets fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!my eyes .hes too awesomeand attractive .how can we repay youtheres no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his
3、 foe-desity(实在找不出这个词是啥，怀疑是 FOE 带了个后缀，有知道的提醒我 ）. never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ， even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five ， bowed in respect of this great masterWe shall hang outagreed ！yeh .But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are faci
4、ng a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , theres only one thing that it matters , and thats POget upyou ll be late for workwhat ? . -2-PO 家里 - po , get uphey po what are you doing up thereah nothing monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roarpo ,lets go , you re late for workcoming.sorry dadsorry d
5、oesnt make the noodlesand what are you doing up there , all that noiseoh nothing , just had a crazy dreamabout what ?uh ?what were you dreaming aboutwhat was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles .noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ? t
6、hank you- 2 -.oh .careful that soup is . sharpoh . happy day my son finally having the noodle dream you dont know how long I ve been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,poahh a sign of what?you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then youll
7、 fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.dad dad dad, it was just a dreamno , it was THE dreamWe are noodle folk, broth runs though our veinsbut dad , didnt you ever , I
8、dont know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodlesactually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofuso why didnt youoh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu hahahahah. tofu . no , we all have our place in this world ,
9、 mine is here ,and yours is .I know , is hereno, its at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile(sigh)-3-JADE PALACE- Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis.master Shifu!what?ahhh , ititits ma
10、ster oogway , he wants to see you. -4-SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR- Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?so , nothing is wrong?Well, I didnt say that.youre saying.(oogway s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by o
11、ne )you were saying.Ive had a vision , tailung will returnthat is impossible , hes in prisonnothing is impossiblezeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prisonyes . master shifuone often meets his destiny
12、 on the road he takes to avoid itwe have to do something, we cant just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge hellhellyour mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if - 3 -you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clearthe dragon scr
13、ollit is timebut who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warriorI dont know -5-PO 家的面档-excuse me, excuse me, sorry hey.watch it posorry .sorry a dozen pardon .what , ohhh , master oogways choosing the dragon warrior , today.everyone ,everyone , go ,
14、 get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , weve been waitin a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ? (不确定，谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , dont worry about it , just gopo , where are you goingto the jade palacebut youre forgeting yo
15、ur noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and youll sell noodles to all of them. selling noodles ? But,dadyou know I was kinda thinking maybe I yeh ?I was kinda thinking maybe Iuh huhcould also sell the bean buns, theyre.theyre about to go badthats my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?ye
16、h , heheh glad I had it . -6-去 JADE PALACE 的路上-uh yeh , almost there , what ? no . no .nosorry po , we ll bring you back a souvenir no , I ll bring me back a souvenir-7-JADE PALACE 的广场上-it is a historic day, isnt it, master oogway ?yes , and one I feared I would not live to see , are your students r
17、eady ?yes , master ooguaynow know this , old friend , whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to youlet the tournament beginohh.yeh , hahah , oh no , no no no wait , I m comin coming from this oh god. aaahhhey , open the door let me in citizens of the valley of peace , it
18、 is my great honor to present you tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis the furious fiveahahahah. and the furious five owwarriors prepare- 4 -what no, peeky a holeready for battleyeh . wow the thousand tongues of fire whoawow look at that hey get away.and finally master tigeress, believe me citizens
19、, you have not seen anything yetI know .master tigeress plays iron arms and the plates of deathI sense the dragon warrior is among uscitizens of the valley of peace, master oogway will now choose the dragon warriorah . oh no . no no no wait yeah .hahahah . hahahahoh po , what are you doing ?what doe
20、s it look like I am doing ?stop stop , I m going to see the dragon warriorbut I dont understand , you finally had the noodle dreamI lied , I dont dream about noodles , dad , I love kung fu uuuuoh come on son , lets get back to workok ahhhstop that .-8-PO 落在 OOGWAY 面前-uh ohahhhh ohhhhh whats going on
21、 . where are . what are you pointing . oh ok sorry I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior washow interestingmaster , are you are you pointing at me ?himwho ?youme ?the universe has brought us the dragon warriorwhat ? - pandawhat ? - the furious fivewhat ? - shifuwhat ? - mr. ping (pandas goose
22、father)stop , wait , who told you to master oogway wait , that flabby panda cant possibly be the answer to our problem , you were about to point at tigeress and that thing fell in front of her , that was just an accidentthere are no accidentsforgive us master , we have failed youno , if the panda ha
23、s not quit by morning , then I would have failed you-9-CHOR GHOM PRISON-ahahoooooo wait wait wait wait wait I bring a message, from master - 5 -shifuwhat , double the guard ? extra pre-caution , your prison may not be adequate ? you doubt my prison security ?absolutely not , shifu does , I m just a
24、messengerIll give you a message for your master shifu , escape from chor ghom prison is impossible . hahahahah . impressive , isnt ?ohhhyes very impressive . its its very impressiveone way in one way out , one thousand guards , and , one prioneryes , except that prisoner is tailungtake us downoh my
25、.behold . tai lung .I alarm (不确定，谁知道也告诉我), Im just gonna wait hereheheh its nothing to worry about , its perfectly safe ohho.at the raid hey tough guy . did you hear , oogways finally gonna get someone the dragon scroll and its not gonna be youwhat are you doing , dont get him madwhats he gonna do a
26、bout it , I ve got him completely un-mobilized .hahahahah oh did I step on the wittie kittys tail, owwwIm gonna Ive seen enough Im gonna tell shifu hes got nothing to worry aboutno , he doesntok I ll tell him , can we please go now ?-10-SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR-oh wait a second .I think theres been a
27、slite mistake , everyone seems to think that I am .ahhh the sacret hall of warriors no way . look at this place ahh master flying rhino s armor , with authantic battle damage whoa. the sword of heroes , said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at it. aowww ahhthe invisible trident of
28、 destiny . oh Ive only seen the paintings of that painting .ahhhuhnoooohohohohothe legendary urn of whispering warriors, said to contain the souls of the entire tan-shu army . hello .have you finish sightseeing ?ahh.sorry I should have come to see you firstmy patience is wearing thinoh well I mean ,
29、 its not like youre going anywherewould you turn around ?sure , hey how is it going. now how do you get five. master shifu . ohhh.someone broke that .but I m gonna fix it Ill. Ill . do you have some . glue .aw aw splinterso you are the legendary dragon warrior hemmmm ?ahhh I guess sowrong ! you are
30、not the dragon warrior , you would never be the dragon warrior until you have learned the secret of the dragon scroll- 6 -whoaso how does this work . do you have a ladder or a trampoline or a you think its that easy , that Im just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power ?no I one must first mas
31、ter the highest level of kung fu , and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like yousomeone like me ?yes , look at you , this fat butt, flabby armsahh. those are sensetive in the flabby partsand this ridiculous belly .hey .and utter disregard for personal hygienenow , wait a minute , th
32、ats a little uncalled fordont stand that close I can smell your breathelisten . oogway said that I wasohhhh . the wushi finger hold not the wushi finger holdohhhh, you know this holddeveloped by wushi in the third dynasty , yes .oh, then you must know what happends when I flex my pinkieahh. no no no
33、you know the hardest part of this , the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards hmmm.ok . ok. take it easynow listen closely , panda , oogway may have picked you , but when I am through with you , I promise you , you are going to wish he hadnt , are we clear ?hoyeh , we are clear , we are clear , we
34、are so cleargood , heheh I cant wait to get started .-11-练功房 - let s beginwait wait wait whwhat ? now ?yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warriorohhh , ok , well , II dont know if I can do all of those moves heheheh well , if we dont try we will never kn
35、ow , will we ?ah yeh . its just . maybe we can find something more suited to mylevel ?and what level is that ?well you know I I am not a master , but ahh .lets just start at zero , level zero ?hohohno , theres no such thing as level zerohey maybe I can start with thatthat ? we use that for training
36、children , and for propping the door opened when its hot, but if you insistohhhh , the furious five , youre so much bigger then your action figures , except for you, mantis, youre about the same- 7 -go ahead , panda , show us what you can dohmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill t
37、hey get back to work or somethinghit itok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so im still digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as later onjust hit it !alright .what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , youre picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder the might of the crazy
38、 feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean come on , I am blur , I am blur , youve never seen bear style , youve only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snakewould you hit it alright , alright why dont you try again , a little harderhow is that . ah . oh. oh that hur
39、tsthis will be easier than I thoughtI feel a little nauseous wohohohoho my tenders ahh ohhh.ah ohhow did I dothere is now a level zero -12-JADE PALACE 外面路上-theres no words no denying thatI dont understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guys just gonna get himself killedhe is so mighty ,
40、the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of firewhen he walks the very ground shadesone would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fuyeh or could at least touch his toesor even see his toes-13-JADE PALACE 的房间里-ok ah great .aowohhh heheh hi hi , you are upam
41、now I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuffs hard work right , are you biceps sore?umIve had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep nowyeh yeh yeh of courseok , thanksits just hawwww man, im such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the
42、 battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didnt stop ,and then you just ohhh sorry about thaterr . look, you dont belong hereahh I know I know , youre right , I dont have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed no no no I mean , you dont belong HERE , I mean , in this room
43、 , for this is my room , property of crane heh oh ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep- 8 -yehand Im keeping you up , we ve got big things tomorrow , alright , youre awesome , last thing Im gonna say , ok , byebyewhoa.what was that ?I didnt say anythingok , alright , and good night
44、 , sleep well . seem a little bit awkward master tigeress , didnt mean to wake you , just you dont belong hereahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your roomI mean , you dont belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be g
45、one by morningbig fan -14-JADE PALACE 外面 PEACH TREE 下- I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdomohh is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach treeI understand , you eat when you are upsetupset , I am not upset , whywhywhywhat makes you think I a
46、m upsetso why are you upset ?ahhhI probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of sucking probablyand the five , man , you should ve seen em , they totally hate metotallyhows shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am n
47、ot like the five , Ive got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those . these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodlesquit , dont quit , noodles , dont noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present . -15-CHOR GHOM PRISON- ohhh no
