1、Welcome to,Enjoy Enlish,【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefingerf:,fi ”,老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说： “约翰，这是什么呀？” 约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”,English joke,【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） 老师用手指在地图上指着
2、某一个地方，说： “约翰，这是什么呀？” 约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”,A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger”,English joke,【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） Teacher: Explainiksplein , please, the effectifekt of cold and heat and give examples Pupil
3、（学生）:Cold contractskntrkts , heat expandsikspndz Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。 学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。,English joke,【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） 老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。 学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。,Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and
4、heat and give examples Pupil（学生）:Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,English joke,【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have,老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？ 尼克（考虑了一会
5、儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。,English joke,【3】Twenty-eight Days老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？ 尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。,Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have,English joke,【4】The penBill: Mary, give me your pen, please Mary: Why dont you want to
6、write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes,比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。 玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？ 比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。,English joke,【4】The pen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。 玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？ 比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。,Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Be
7、cause it always makes so many mistakes,English joke,【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄） Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,老师：安妮，你几岁？ 安妮：十五岁。 老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！ 安妮：对啦，
8、去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。,English joke,【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄） 老师：安妮，你几岁？ 安妮：十五岁。 老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！ 安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。,Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,English
9、 joke,6Ann on Tom said: “You are pigs. “Tom said: “I am a pig strange! “ from Ann called Tom pig strange, and finally one day, Tom could not help but face the front of everyone shouted Ann : “I am not a strange pig! “,6Ann对Tom说：“你是猪。”Tom说：“我是猪才怪！”从此Ann就叫Tom猪才怪，终于有一天，Tom忍不住当着众人的面对Ann吼道：“我不是猪才怪！”,7A:
10、“This matter I just tell you one person, you must the secretsi:krit for me.“ B: “Trusttrst , not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you.“,7甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人，请你千万为我保密。“ 乙：”放心，不但我要为你保密，我还要告诉大家都来为你保密。”,8Stupid Question Dan was the doormand:mn of a club in a big city. Everyda
11、y, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, “Whats the time, please?“ After a few months, Dan said to himself, “Im not going to answer all those stupid people any more. Im going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here.“ Then he did so. “Now people arent
12、going to stop and ask me the time,“ he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, “Is that clock right?”,8愚蠢的问题,丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点？” 几个月后，丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，我要去买一只大钟，把它挂在这儿的墙上。”于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。 “现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他高兴地想。 可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，看看钟，然后问丹:“这钟准吗？”,Thank you!,
