1、角色分配,旁白（P） 沙僧（J） 孙悟空（S） 八戒（E） 唐僧（T） 白骨精所变的老头（B3） 白骨精（B） 哪吒（N） 白骨精所变的太婆（B2） 白骨精所变的女孩（B1）,Three Times Beating Monster,芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3P: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting legend. Nowadays, well tell you this interesting story, Three Times Beating Monster. Lets begin.敢问路在何方.mp3 T: Emitofo, do you
2、 know where we are now? S: Bajie, map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look, master （T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me T: Ill keep it for you until we reach the west E: But,T: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!
3、Map? E: Here. Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I cant walk on any more! My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will. S: You will what? E: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:Wukong, factually, I am a bit hungry.
4、 Could you go to get me some foods? E: You see , master is hungry, too! T: Baijie! Dont forget who ate my last meal! J: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away T: Em.It is a problem. Wukong, do you have any idea?,S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is? S: Electric net! I have le
5、arnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Lets play cards!斗地主.mp3 B: Hm! Hm! Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: Can I
6、join you? T: Im sorry, lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: Oh, Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb? (打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady, you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门),S: (回来，看见B1)Oh, monster! B1: Ah T: Wukong! Look what have done! She is my
7、 teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense! S: Oh, please dont T: Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door泰坦尼克号.mp3 S: Please, Please, oh, no T: Wukong, Im disappointed with you! B: Hm! Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?No, sorry! B2:Oh, my
8、 poor baby! Whats wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it!? I cant stand it! Why is it always me who gets hurt?,S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell! E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T: Two(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Ohmy daughter, my wife! Who di
9、d it?! O, once there was a true love at my hand , but I didnt treasure it .I didnt realize it until it was gone. There is nothing more miserable than it .If God can give me a chance to restart ,Ill tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”. If I have to add a deadline to the love, I
10、hope it will be ten thousand years.芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3 S: Ill kill you, monster!(打) B3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), dont hesitate, please! Without my family, I dont wanna live any more.,T: You, you(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No, they are not human beings! They are created by m
11、onster! T: Monster? You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go! S: (悲，离去)人鬼情未了.MP3 E: Master, brother Monkey is. T: Scratch! Dont mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha, ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are B: How foolish you are , Mr. Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and bl
12、ood, ha, ha S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong?,E: Oh, Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I, I cant understandWhat happened? S: Master, your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How, how did you find it? S: (沉默).Mon
13、keys intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the monster? S; Ahyou are too late , Nezha! (对T)Ive called the police. N: (摇醒B) You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B) T: Wukong (S不理
14、T)I admit my mistake this time (S仍不理)Im sorry(小声) S: What?,T: Im sorry. S: Em? Louder, please? T: Iamsorry.敢问路在何方.mp3 T: Lets go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: AhAh Sleeping on the ground again we set out. P: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. All（谢幕）: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet,全剧终 谢谢观看,
