1、joke,A joke a day, every day happily.,Prepare Yourself 自己做好准备,a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: “Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop. Two days later he received a response: “Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.“,Late for School,Teacher:Why are you late for sc
2、hool every day. Studente:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,”School-Go slow.”,My little dog cant read.,Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read.,Millionaire 百万富翁,CEO: “My
3、wife made a millionaire out of me.“ Assistant: “What were you before?“ CEO: “a multimillionaire.“,Im a bachelor.“,Jack feel off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back. “Anything else?“ The nurse asked. “Yes.“Jack thinks for a
4、while and said,“Im a bachelor.“,How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎样来的？,One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. “It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two.“ The boss eyed him suspiciously. “Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever ge
5、t here?“ “I finally gave up,“ he said, “and started for home.“,Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点,“This house,“ said the real-estate salesman, “has both its good points and bad points. To show you Im honest, Im going to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a sl
6、aughterhouse one block north.“ “What are the advantages?“ inquired the prospective buyer. “The good thing about it,“ said the agent, “is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.“,Best Reward,A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. “The best way, sir,“ said the deck hand, “is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew Id pulled you out, theyd chuck me in.“,
