1、1、 场景：兰若寺夜内旁白：书生宁采臣代人收账未果，身无分文，经人指点，欲借宿兰洛寺，却不料此处竟是冤鬼聚集之地 鬼魅的背景乐 燕赤霞掐指一算：Heavy cloud covers moon, something bad to be happening. 宁采臣背着书架，点着拐棍上 宁采臣(用拐棍点点燕赤霞) ：Hey,guy ，what place is it? 燕赤霞：This is my ass!宁采臣怒：NO! What Im asking is that what is the name of this place？ 燕赤霞：Here is just the Lan Ruo Temp
2、le.宁采臣放下书架 燕赤霞：Hey, young man, what the hell are you doing? 宁采臣：Nice to meet you I am宁采臣. At the high-wind night，Im homeless，so may I sleep in this temple tonight? 燕赤霞：No you cant. There are many ghosts who suck young mans blood! （音效：雷声，鬼魅声） 宁采臣：The Lang Lang human night, how dare the ghost？By the w
3、ay, if there are ghosts, why arent you afraid of？ 燕赤霞：Im not afraid cause Im the one who catch ghost. You can stay if you dont believe and dont get scared if you are eaten by ghost. 宁采臣：So if I follow you,im safe!宁采臣拿出一个画轴 燕赤霞：Whats this? 宁采臣：This is the painting of my goddess!燕赤霞展开画卷，一副蒙娜丽纱的画像。 燕赤霞
4、：Mona Lisa？！Ok, its time to sleep!宁采臣：打呼噜鬼魅的音乐，铃铛声响 宁采臣(惊醒，看到燕赤霞) ：Ahh!Ghost! 宁采臣起身逃 燕赤霞：Am I ugly to that level?一条白丝带飘过，朝宁采臣方向飞去。 燕赤霞：Whos there! 小倩媚笑的画外音 燕赤霞：God! Nings in an ? danger!2、场景 ： 乱葬岗夜外人物：略 旁白：宁采臣逃至一片乱葬岗之中，满以为自己脱离了魔掌，却不知自己已被女鬼小倩给盯上了 小倩“飘” 着出来，宁采臣撞上小倩 宁采臣：Who are you？Why are you alone, a
5、t the mid-night, in the isolated hill？ 聂小倩：I am Nie Xiaoqian. A bad man teased me right now and I ran away. Scholar, I am so scared 聂小倩趁机扑在宁采臣的怀里，宁采臣只得安慰地拍着背 宁采臣：Dont be afraid! The bad guy sexually harass you，do you have any resistance？ 聂小倩：No, the only thing I can do is to run away.宁采臣：哎，girl，when
6、 you encounter such kind of thing another， you must be desperate resistance，yell it loudly! 聂小倩：Yell what?宁采臣：雅蠛蝶！ 聂小倩：You are teaseing.并且打了一下宁采臣，画轴掉了出，聂小倩拿了起来。 聂小倩：What is this? 宁采臣：OH, this is the painting of my goddess! 聂小倩：Ahh?! Why do you have the painting of me? 宁采臣：Is you？OH！Its you!陷入爱河的音乐聂小
7、倩：Oh, such a handsome boy! 宁采臣：Such a beautiful girl！I wish I can marry her!突然鬼魅音乐，铃铛声。 聂小倩：Oh no! you have to go now! 燕赤霞：Silly! Silly! 宁采臣：Damn it，The bay guy is hounding this! Hurry up! I protect you!聂小倩：It is very kind of you scholar, but you are too weak to protect yourself not to mention prote
8、ct me.宁采臣：What can I do for you？ 聂小倩：You run first! If we have Yuanfen, we will meet again in the future!宁采臣：I also think so，Im leaving, girl, take care of yourself。 宁采臣下 燕赤霞：How dare you monster! You again! Here dare you to stay here to harm the common people! 聂小倩：I have told you I am a good ghost!
9、 Why dont you believe me! Mr. Yan, run away quickly, my grandma is coming soon!燕赤霞：It couldnt be better, I will kill you both!燕赤霞与聂小倩剪刀石头布，聂小倩、燕赤霞都出剪刀出5次一直没能决定胜负宁采臣上场宁采臣：小倩！ 聂小倩：采臣，How do you come back! 宁采臣：I.Im lost.。燕赤霞趁机将聂小倩抓到手中宁采臣：（对燕赤霞）Lay down this girl，otherwise dont blame me，I will kill you
10、with one punch 话还未说完，燕赤霞一拳将宁采臣打倒。 宁采臣：（摇摇晃晃地站起来）is it you that will sexually harass xiaoqian？A beast in human face！燕赤霞：She is a ghost! 宁采臣：What？Shes a ghost？小倩，is it true？ 聂小倩：采臣，listen to me carefully I was a little little girl, lived near Lan Ruo temple, did daily farmer work, peace and ordinary.
11、But one day a ghost fell in love with my father. She didnt like me so she kill-kill-killed me. After my death she even forced me to kill young men!宁采臣：Xiaoqian, you 燕赤霞：Are you clear?聂小倩：采臣，I dont want hurt you.宁采臣：youYou sing so wellIt has been a long time since I heard such a wonderful music. But，
12、you, you are truly a ghost？ 聂小倩：Yes, grandma force me to suck young mens Yang Qi for her. But you are very straight and I dont want to kill you. 铃铛响。 聂小倩：Oh, no! Grandma is coming! Run! Run!树妖姥姥：Dont want to go away. Today will be your festa. And I will drink your blood and eat you.聂小倩、宁采臣：雅蠛蝶！树妖姥姥：
13、Haha! I will kill you! 燕赤霞：Stop! 树妖姥姥：燕赤霞？！You have lived in seclusion for a long time. So, dont bother me! This is not your business! Get out of the way!燕赤霞：We are in different world, I can ignore you if you kill the bad blood. But this silly is a kind one. If you wanna kill him, you must fight wit
14、h me first!树妖姥姥：Hahaha! Since you want to pretend as a hero, I will let you do down! Just show your ability! Haha! 打斗场面:剪刀石头布！燕赤霞出剪刀直接戳瞎树妖姥姥的眼睛树妖姥姥：（蒙着双眼大声惨叫）Oh my god! My eyes are broken! Dear Qian! Help me kill them quickly! 聂小倩：Yes, my grandma.聂小倩突然反手一剑刺死树妖 树妖姥姥：You! You betray me!(下场即可)聂小倩：采臣！宁采
15、臣：小倩！（刚要拥抱却抱了个空-错位抱 ）Whats wrong！Whats the matter with you？！燕赤霞：Since theres no thread from monster ? . She can go ? before the sun rise up!聂小倩：Cai Chen, he is right. Grandma is dead so my soul is free now. I have to prepare for my next life. If we have YuanFen, I want to be your wife!宁采臣：小倩，It is a
16、 hard trip before I find you，Till today we meet here，but it is the time we have to separate, you tell me, how can I willing to leave you. 聂小倩(以手封住宁采臣的嘴) ：Kiss me，采臣，the separate cant stop my love，if I reborn someday, I want to be your wife accompany you forever!。 错位KISS 燕赤霞：Hurry! The suns rising up soon! 宁采臣：小倩 聂小倩：采臣 相互呼唤中，聂小倩渐渐离开舞台宁采臣扑倒在原地泪流满面旁白：这正是书生情痴痴成恋，倩女幽魂魂如烟。十里平湖霜满天，寸寸青丝愁华年。对月形单望相护，只羡鸳鸯不羡仙。
