1、Three Times Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 开场：Long long ago, there was a team went to Tian Zhu，there was a master calledXuanzang, there was a monkey called Wu Kong, there was a pig called Bajie, therewas a monk called Sha Seng. On their tripT: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?S: Ba
2、jie, map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look, boss (凑近T)（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss! Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the westE: ButT: Emitofo, nothing is sex, sex is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here. Em we have arrived
3、in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow so I am hungry master. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will.S: You will what(凶相)?E: I will eat you!.S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong, actually, I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get me so
4、me food?E: You see , boss is hungry, too!T: Baijie! Dont forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss, if a monster comes while brother monkey is awayT: Em.It is a problem .Wukong, do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is?S: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from bo
5、sss books. So Imade this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主B: Hm! Hm! Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: Im sorry, lady. We
6、are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh, Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady, you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)AhT: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a
7、monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh, please dontT: Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please, Please, oh, no(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong, Im disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm! Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2: Hello, have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry!(陪
8、笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打 B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?( T)J: Look,(伸 )how many?T: Two(晕 地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Ohmy daughter, my wife! Who did it?!( )S: Ill kill you, monster!(打)T: （想 ， ）You, you.( 晕，E,J 住 )You have
9、 killed three lives!S: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster!T: Monster? You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go go!S: ( ，离 )（音乐， 气 ）人 J: boss, brother Monkey is.T: Dont mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha ,ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B 手后 走)T: （ ）You areB: How foolish you are
10、 , Mr Tang!(E,J 斗， )B: ( 住T)Ill eat you, enjoy your meat and blood, ha, haE: (呼 地)Oh no! I am still a single man, where is my wife where is my true love I love you. （悟）Why dont you be my wife Miss Baigu.B: Crazy Pig! I will kill you!J: Just wait, wait! Before you kill myboss, you should tell us who
11、would have killed my boss.B: Silly question! Its me, of course! J: Who is that “me”? B: How do I know who are you! What do you mean on earth? J: This will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all the time. B: Wh
12、ats the problem? J: Who am I? B: Ive already known it! J:No, you dont know. Who are you? Are you ElfBaigu? No, it is only a name, a signal. You can be called Baigu, so can I, and so can they. When we take the signal off, who are you? B: I.I dont know. But I dont have to know! J: Alright, answer me a
13、nother question-who am I? B: This question has been asked just now. J: No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! B: Any difference? J:For instance, when I take the use of signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Doset it mean that you are me and I am you? B: Thisth
14、is question is not worthy to answer! J:Ok, lets talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world?Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?! B: Thats enough! J:Is there any essential relationship
15、between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Wheredose the future stop? The question Im asking now is the question you just heard? B: Why dont you kill me!旁白：Finally, Ji Wuming hit himself on his head, fall to the floor. T: I, I cant understandWhat happened?S: Boss, your IQ needs increasing! T: Yes yes, knowledge is power. Lets call Wukong back.E:(出手):hello, brother the master call you back.悟空回currency1，唐僧“T: Iamsorry.(S )（音乐）fifl 在（ ）()
