1、恒星英语学习网 http:/获取更多英语资料,请登录恒星英语学习网 http:/三打白骨精Three Times Beating Monster人物：T 唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平） B1：B 变成的村姑 B2：B 变成的太婆 B3：B 变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给 S)S: Look,boss (凑近 T)（T、S 一齐转向 E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these picture
2、s of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the westE: ButT: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递 )Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare t
3、o say these two words once again,I will ,I will.S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!恒星英语学习网 http:/获取更多英语资料,请登录恒星英语学习网 http:/T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last me
4、al!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is awayT: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B 已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: EmWukong,
5、 you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌 )音乐斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成 B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chanc
6、e! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出 )B1: Double King!恒星英语学习网 http:/获取更多英语资料,请登录恒星英语学习网 http:/T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见 B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)AhT: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dontT:Its
7、 too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2 想看后面是什么，T 挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into
8、hell!(S 追打 B2,B2 躲至 T 身后，S 打，不想打到 T 头，T 晕，S 再打死 B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶 T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two(晕乎乎地 )Sun Wukong, game over!(变成 B3)B3: (看到 B1,B2 尸体)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊)S: Ill kill you, monster!(打)恒星英语学习网 http:/获取更多英语资料,请登录恒星英语学习网 http:/T: （想阻止，未及） You,you.(险些晕，E,J 扶住
9、)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假” 悲伤气氛） 人鬼情未了J: boss, brother Monkey is.T: Dont mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体 B1,B2,B3 在 B 招手后 “飘”走)T: （惊）You areB: H
10、ow foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J 去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住 T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,haS: (悄悄走到 B 后，打 B,B 晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I cant understandWhat happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).Monkeys intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S 不理 T)I admit my mistake this time(S 仍不理)Im sorry(小声)S: What?恒星英语学习网 http:/获取更多英语资料,请登录恒星英语学习网 http:/T: Im sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: Iamsorry.(S 捂耳)（音乐响） 敢问路在何方 （这个放伴奏）(谢幕)
