1、初恋 50 次 50 First Dates 中英文剧本So tell me. How was Hawaii?夏威夷好玩吗？- It was unbelievable.- Oh, yeah?-太赞了-是吗？- Well, what happened?- I met this guy.-有艳遇啦？-我遇到一个男人It was the best week of my life.那是我此生最美的一周It was just a littlevacation romance.一段浪漫的假期But he was so sweet.他好温柔He took me to all thesecool local
2、places.他带我到好多好玩的地方We went scuba diving.我们去潜水.- Snorkeling.- Mountain climbing.-浮潜-爬山We went cliff diving.悬崖跳水Well, we got a little drunk.我们喝醉了- He gave me.- A back rub.-他帮我.-擦背We slow danced.我们深情拥舞.- in the rain.在雨中But it wasnt just about the sex.这不只是性而已He pounded me like a mallard duck.我俩没有别的关系我们俩的
3、关系只是性的关系It ended kind of weird, though.不过结束的有点怪When I asked for his number,he said hes.我跟他要电话，他却说他.- Married.- Gay.-结婚了-是同志- Entering the priesthood.- He doesnt believe in phones.-正要投身宗教事业-他不喜欢用电话He just kind of ran away.他就这样走了You know, it was justa little fling, but.这只是段露水姻缘.I wont forget my week.但
4、我永远忘不了他.- with Henry Roth.罗亨利- Henry Roth.- Harry.-罗亨利-小利利Harry Paratesticles.硬汉亨利- Henry Roth.- Henry Roth.-罗亨利-罗亨利- Henry Roth.- Henry Roth.-罗亨利-罗亨利Henry Roth, why didnt you tell meyou were a secret agent?亨利，为何不早说你是密探？I prefer intelligence operative,and I couldnt tell you until I knew you.“情报员”比较好
5、听我不能随便跟你透露Well, can I call you when I land?我回去能打电话给你吗？You can call me, but I II be in Peru.I said that a little loud.行，但到时我已经在秘鲁了我太大声了Come on, thats a 187, code blue.We got the wolf sleeping at night.总部，状况野狼骑走，整夜狂飙Hes slipping his arm in the drawerand out comes the cookie jar. All clear.他从山林来越过原野跨过小
6、溪向前行，完毕Got it?明白？Well, maybe when youget back from Peru.也许等你从秘鲁回来再打- I dont think thats an option, Lisa.- Linda.-我想那是不可能的，莉莎-是琳达I know. I changed your namefor your protection.我知道，我这是为了保护你We have to go our separate ways now.我们得分手了Well, goodbye.再见了Got it! Moving out!收到，马上来- What the hell is your probl
7、em?- Just keep going, I II give you $20.-你搞什么啊？-继续骑，我给你二十块钱- You got it. Hows your balls?- Killing me. Hit it.-没问题，你的蛋没破吧？-我痛毙了，全速前进Easy, Honah Lee.轻一点，大法师Hey, I m a person, not a seal我是人，不是海豹Well, I am a vet, not a doctor. So justhold still, or I wont give you a treat.我是兽医，我专医动物别乱动，再动就不帮你医了I know,
8、its okay.You see that, kids?痛吧，孩子们看好了You see what happenswhen you play with sharks?跟鲨鱼玩就会有这种下场Now, why you gotta spread those lies?Sharks are like dogs.你别散播谣言鲨鱼跟小狗一样They only bite when youtouch their private parts.乱碰他小弟弟，他就会咬你Thats a good titlefor my documentary.我的纪录片可以用这标题Sharks: They Only Bite Whe
9、nYou Touch Their Private Parts.鲨鱼，碰他小弟就咬死你Or you could call it,Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney.不然就用“爱吃腰子的鲨鱼”All right, enough already.You too, Willie.别笑了，你也一样，小威All of you.你们全都一样He just cast a spell on us.他对我们下咒All right. Put this on four timesa day for two weeks.一天换药四次，持续两周- You can handle that
10、.- Whats wrong with that turtle?-你自己可以换-那只海龟怎么了？Lung problems becausehe smoked too much turtle weed.他的肺生病了因为他抽太多大麻了.which is bad for you. Right, Ula?你也一样别抽了What? I dont smoke weed.干嘛？我又不抽大麻Hey, Honah Lee? Hows that hotwahine nympho from Ohio?大情圣，那个下港来的花痴妹呢？Great. I dropped her offat the airport this
11、 morning.我今早在机场跟她分手了Come on, I need some details.拜托，说清楚一点You get some booby, some assy,a pull on your poi-poi? Come on.你摸过、爽过了？Daddy, whats a nympho?阿爸，花痴是什么？Oh. The nymphois the state bird of Ohio.花痴是花枝的一种Youre the state idiot of Hawaii.你还是大乌贼咧Here you go. Bite the fish,chew the fish, love the fish
12、. Enjoy.没错，小威要大口吃鱼也要爱鱼- You crack me up, kamaaina.- Oh, yeah?-你真爱搞笑，大情圣-是吗？- One of these days.- Yeah?-总有一天.-干嘛？.youll show one of thosetourists such a good time.你会让来渡假的美女难以忘怀.shell wanna stay on the island.她就会想留在这岛上Why do you saymean things like that.你干嘛说这么恐怖的话？.and why is your footon my pillow?还把你
13、的脏脚踏在我枕头上I dont want your ass on it, either.Get up! Get up!屁股也不行，起来！It could happen.这很有可能Then you wont be able to goon your boat trip to Alaska.然后你就不能驾船去阿拉斯加了Youll be stuck here, waking up next tothe same old, ugly broad, just like Ula.你会被卡在这里跟我一样娶个老母猪- Just kidding, guys.- About the old part or the
14、 ugly part?-开玩笑的啦-你是说老还是母猪的部份？Henry, come quickly!Its Jocko!医生，快来，肥仔病了！Jocko! Whats going onwith you, buddy?肥仔，你怎么了？Dont be scared.Everythings gonna be fine.别怕，不会有事的Just stay calm. All right.冷静点Willie, I dont need you to see this.Get out of here, now!小威，别看，快出去！Okay, check the temperatureof the pool
15、Go! Hurry!检查一下池子的温度，快去！What are you doing?I meant check the thermometer!你耍宝啊？去看温度计！Give me a hand. Lets go!帮我忙，快点！Get me two fishfrom the barrel Now.帮我拿两条鱼过来- Okay.- Just hang in there.-好-忍着点- Here.- It s gonna be all right.-来了-不会有事的Thats a little warm.Go to the bottom of the barrel, please.太温了，拿桶底的
16、鱼Okay, there. Thats good. Thank you.很好，谢谢Come on, buddy, take it. Take it.来啊，吃下去- Hes not responding!- I know, Alexa!-他没反应-我知道啦Sorry, I smacked you. You neededthe fish-slap to calm down.抱歉打了你你要跟死鱼一样冷静，懂吗？- Do you understand? Are you calm?- Yes. Fish-slap calm me.-你够冷静吗？-够，死鱼打醒了我Im gonna try to get h
17、imbreathing manually.我要动手让他深呼吸.so I need your face nextto his mouth to see if its working.你把脸贴在他嘴旁注意动静- Are you ready?- Yes.-准备好了？-好了- One, two, three!- Nothing, nothing!-一、二、三-没动静！All right! Try it again. If it doesntwork well perform a tracheotomy.好，再试一次要是再没用，就动手术We dont wanna do that, so letspray
18、 this works. One more time.我们可不想那样，再来一次吧One, two.一、二.Thats a lot of vomit.吐的真多呢This is why I got intothis business.这就是我进这行的理由To save sea animals.要拯救海洋动物You should gowash yourself off, okay?你去洗个澡吧？Maybe try some turpentine.That might take the stink away.用姜汁洗，可以去腥味Yeah, high-five is right, buddy.干的好啊，
19、兄弟I knew you were gonna burp,but the vomit thing was awesome!我知道你会打嗝，但吐就太猛了Thats what she gets for eatingmy roast beef sandwich.这是她偷吃我三明治的下场Willie, did you see that?小威，你看到了吧？Captains log:November 5th, 6:45 a.m.船长日志，11 月 5 日清晨 6 点 45 分Ive taken the Sea Serpent fora trip around the island of Oahu.我驾着海
20、蛇号到欧胡岛It is by far the longest voyageshe has yet underaken.这是它航行最远的一次.and its completion will signalthat shes ready.此次出航成功代表它已经.for our great journeyto Bristol Bay.准备好航向布里斯托湾.whose unspoiled walus habitatwill yield an abundance of.野生海象的栖息地那里有数不清的.Damn it!哇咧！Are you kidding me?不会吧？Aloha, honey.What c
21、an I get for you?你好，帅哥，要点什么？I guess I II take a cup of coffee.我想我就来杯咖啡吧- You guess?- Yeah, I already ate breakfast.-你想？-我吃过早餐了I need to kill some time before theCoast Guard gets here to tow my boat.我只是在等人救援，帮忙拖船What did you eat?你早餐吃了什么？I had a Reeses Peanut Butter Cupand some Gatorade.花生巧克力加宝矿力Theyr
22、e not breakfast.I get you Spam and eggs.那不算早餐，来客火腿蛋吧Nick, I need Spam and eggs.大胖，来客火腿蛋Hey.嗨- You like the peanut butter cups?- Yes.-你喜欢花生巧克力？-对Want me to put peanut butter cupsin your eggs?我帮你在蛋里加一点吧？No, thats okay.不用了Peanut butter cups.花生巧克力- Hey, Sue, nice haircut.- Mahalo, Lucy.-阿苏，你发型好美-谢谢你，露西A
23、re you staring at me or her?你在看我还是看她？Because youre startingto freak me out.老子我被你搞毛了了哦Settle down and eat your pancakes.别激动，吃你的早餐吧I think shes a local girlI wanted to go up to her.我想她是在地人我想去跟她搭讪.but I was kind of off my game.But, man, was she cute, though.但我不敢不过，她超可爱的I thought you liked your bitchesf
24、rom out of state.我以为你喜欢外国妞Yeah, thats usually my policy.Make sure I dont get tied down.对，我一向如此免得被人绑住Freeze that image right there.别动Theres the little fella.Congratulations, Mommy.小家伙在这恭喜你，妈咪Sounds to me like someoneis afraid of commitment.看来有人怕承诺Let me guess.我猜猜看Your high school sweetheartgot drunk
25、at party.你高中的马子去轰趴.then cheated on youwith whole wrestling team.结果喝醉跟同学大搞性派对Close. Actually, it was mycollege girlfriend Tracy.差不多了，不过是大学的马子And it wasnt a wrestling team.It was her academic advisor.也不是跟同学搞，是跟老师搞- Oh, she liked the older man.- Older women. About 50 years older.-她喜欢老男人-是老女人，大她 50 岁I h
26、ope you shot the stupid tramp.你有海扁那只老母狗吧？Whats with the “tramp“and the “bitches“ talk?怎么说话这么粗？- Are you drunk or something?- I apologize for nasty talk.-你喝醉了？-对不起I am grouchy due to lackof recent physical intimacy.最近没啥搞头，我有点抓狂Shut up, because here comesone-time-only opportunity.闭嘴，千载难逢的机会来了What I wi
27、ll do now is go intoyour office and become naked.我要进你办公室，脱个精光Next move is up to you.接下来就看你的了I may not be as limberas I once was.我也许没以前那么柔软了.but I make up for it with enthusiasmand willingness to experiment.但我会用热情和技巧来弥补你I dont know if you realize,Im not into guys.你不明白，我不喜欢男人Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cup
28、s.花生巧克力男Hey, Mr. Could -Kill -Me-in-One-Punch.How you doing?你好，猛男大厨师- Youre back.- Couldnt get enough of that Spam.-你回来了-就是忘不掉那些火腿Fry some up and throwsome eggs on it.帮我煎一点，再加个蛋吧- You got it.- All right, mahalo.-没问题-真多谢啦- Hi, Lucy.- Hi, Nick.-你好，露西-你好，大胖You know, why dont you try this?你何不试试这招？Its ki
29、nd of a hinge.这就像门柱一样- Now, why didnt I think of that?- Well, youre too close to the project.-我怎么没想到？-当局者迷、旁观者清Dont be hard on yourself.别自责了Right. Sometimes you needan outsiders perspective.是啊，旁观者有时看的更清楚Fresh eye never hurts.多问个人准没错Im Lucy.我是露西Yes. I m Henry Roth.我是罗亨利，幸会- Nice to meet you.- Nice to
30、 meet you.-幸会-幸会Its pretty. Keep up the good work.做的很不错，继续加油Wait. I see youre sitting there alone.Do you wanna come and sit down?等等，你好像一个人来要不要过来一起坐？- Sure, thatd be great, if thats all right.- Okay.-好啊，挺不错的-很好- So are you an architect?- I am not. I m in fish.-你是建筑师？-不是，我工作跟鱼有关Oh, thats where the sme
31、llis coming from.难怪会有那股味道Yeah, yeah, I was feedinga walrus this morning.是啊，我早上喂了海象.and I thought I got most of itoff of me, but guess I didnt.我以为我都洗干净了但是大概并没有吧- I love that smell.- No, you dont.-我喜欢这味道-不会吧- Fish dont even like that smell.- No, I do. My dads a fisherman.-连鱼都不喜欢这种味道了-真的，我爸是渔夫He and my
32、 brother Doug, they goout to sea for months at a time.他跟我弟道格都一起出海And I miss them so much while theyregone that when they come back.每次回来，因为我太想他们.I just hold on to themfor five minutes each.我都会抱他们整整五分钟And they smell just like your hands.Its the best smell in the world.他们身上的味道就像你的手世上最香的味道Well, my finge
33、rs are available.有需要的话.for your sniffing pleasureanytime you need them.随时欢迎你闻- Wanna?- Okay.-想闻吗？-想(餐厅)Sea lions are knownfor their athleticism.海狮以好动闻名.and dolphins are knownfor their intelligence.海豚则以智慧闻名- Walruses are known for their.- Tusks?-海象的闻名之处.-是象牙？Their tusks. Also their male partscan get
34、pretty gigantic.象牙，还有超壮观的大鸡鸡Yeah, yeah, its the second biggestout of all the mammals.没错，那是世上第二大的- Whats the first?- I think Tattoo-Face.-第一大的是谁？-那个大花脸吧Ilike your laugh.我喜欢你的笑声Ilike you making me laugh.我喜欢你逗我笑I hate to break this up,but were setting up for lunch.抱歉打扰，要供应午餐了Oh, okay. Sorry, Sue.歹势，阿苏A
35、nd the real cool thing about walrusesis theyre very mysterious.海象最酷的地方，就是很神秘- Mysterious?- Yeah, yeah.-神秘？-对We dont really know whattheyre like in the wild.我们不知他们的野外生活Dont they just sleep on icebergsand yawn all the time?他们不是爱睡冰山、打哈欠吗？All we really see is what they dooutside of the water.那是离开水面，我们所看
36、到的.but who knows whatthey do under the ice.他们在冰下的生活就神秘了.where they spendtwo-thirds of their lives.他们有 2/3 的时间是在水里Well, maybe theyre intimidating theother creatures with their big winkies.也许他们在下面用大鸡鸡威胁别人That is one theory.那是其中一个理论- I have to go.- Where you going?-我得走了-你要上哪？Its my dads birthday, and w
37、e goevery year and we pick a pineapple.今天我爸生日我们每年都会去摘凤梨- It s a tradition.- That sounds nice. Okay, well.-这是传统-听来不赖，好吧.I had a great time.我今天很愉快- Me too.- Okay.-我也是-好Would you like to have breakfastagain tomorrow morning, same time?你想再来吃早餐吗？明天早上，同一时间？- Because I teach an art class at 10.- Really?-因为
38、我早上十点要上美术课-真的？- Yeah.- I wish I could make it.-真的-希望我赶得来.but, yes, I will be there.好，我会来- Take care.- Okay.-保重-好- One for the road. It is fishy.- Got you good.-再回味一下，哇，超腥的-吸的真大口- Aloha.- Aloha!-再见！-再见！See you tomorrow.明天见Oh, my God.我的老天Oh, my goodness.我的妈呀Shit.靠I had a bee on me.有蜜蜂叮我- All right.- H
39、e was a big one.-是哦-很大一只呢Which means“look at those two shitheads.“这话是说“看这两个呆子”That was the stupidest-lookingswing I ve ever seen.这是我看过最鸟的挥杆了Im gonna take a Molokaion that one.我来让它更像鸟No throwing. Come on.不能用丢的，拜托Stop laughing, you hyenas.Lets see what you get.别笑，死孩子，你们打给我看Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!听
40、见没，快去！Show papa what you got.表现给老爸看看- You suck, youre good at everything.- Father of the Year strikes again.-烂小孩，只会起肖-你真是模范父亲啊By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blondtax attorney at Starbucks today.对了，老大我今天在星巴克遇见金发律师I told her you the kahunashe wanna have fun on this island.我跟她说想找乐子就要来找你You want her
41、number?你要不要她的电话？You pimping tourists for me again?你又帮我拉客了？Yes! I live vicariouslythrough you, remember?对，我靠你维系我的生命My life sucks.我的人生太惨了Now, come on. Give her the Waikikikisneaky between the cheeky.跟她来个巨猩乔扬大战金发妹Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and thenI can get through another weekend.我需要嘛，我会想像是我上场这样
42、我才活的下去Im staying in. Sorry.Thank you, though.我哪都不去，谢了- What?- Hey, Dad!-什么？-阿爸！Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.别吵啦，赔钱货But your stitches are bleeding.可是你伤口在流血耶It mustve been my huge back-swing.一定是我打到的You think you can stitch me upafter I get back from surfing?今晚在我冲浪后帮我缝好，好吗？- Yeah, looking forward to it.-
43、 I wouldnt surf with a wound like that.-好，再帮你绣朵花-流着血去冲浪.You might attract a shark.会引来鲨鱼Whats wrong with that?Sharks are naturally peaceful少唬烂了，鲨鱼天性温和Is that right?Howd you get that nasty cut, anyway?是吗？那你的伤哪来的？A shark bit me.鲨鱼咬的Nice.好耶Go smoke another one, bro.再多去嗑点药吧That shark theorysstarting to c
44、atch on.你的鲨鱼理论已经开始流行了Now, will everybody keep it down.大家安静.while I whack the crapout of this thing?等我把球打过去Sit! Stay! Shit! No!停，靠！Where the hell is it?跑哪去了？Looking for something?找东西啊？Oh, my God!What are you doing here?老天，你在这干嘛？The same thing you are.Looking for my ball.跟你一样，找球啊This is weird. I ve be
45、en thinkingabout you all morning, all day.怪了，我想了你一整天Cant wait to have breakfastwith you again.我等不及明早跟你共进早餐了I know. And I just wanna eat you up.我知道，我也想把你吃了- Really?- Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day.-真的？-对，明天、后天.and the next day and the next day.- All right. Okay.-大后天，大大后天-好了、好了Oh, my.哇咧Oh, Lucy, that
46、 feels so good.露西，好舒服哦No, my nipples are too sensitive.Stop that.不行，我乳头很敏感，别这样- What happened?- Your ball hooked into that cart.-怎么回事？-球打中车.bounced back and hit you inthe head. It was freaking hilarious.弹回来正中你的头真是超爆笑的- What?- Whos Lucy?-什么？-露西是谁？And whats up with your nipples?你的乳头又怎么了？I cant be fall
47、ing for a localI aint ever going back to that diner.我不能爱上在地人我不会回那间小吃店的- This where you got hit?- Yes!-你被打中这里？-对Youre so lucky youre a professionalcliff diver in Hawaii.还好你是夏威夷的专业跳崖手- Yeah, well, its a living.- I m a tax attorney.-我很专业-我是税务律师- We never get to have any fun.- Is that right?-超无聊的职业-是吗？I
48、d like to do somethingextra fun tonight.我今晚想找点乐子Taking it deep, arent you?你真是又急又渴啊How about anotherfishbowl for the lady?阿丁，再给小姐来杯大蓝鸟- Why dont I just tap a keg for her?- Okay.-干脆开一桶酒给她喝吧？-好啊I think I m getting kind of drunk.我好像有点醉了- Are you getting drunk?- Getting there.-你咧？-快了So, what are you thin
49、king?你在想什么？What am I thinking?我在想什么？Actually, I m not drunk at all,Noreen, and neither are you.其实我根本没醉你也一样.because theres no alcoholin these drinks.因为饮料里根本没酒精Sadly, I ve used this techniquemany times.抱歉，这伎俩我用过很多次了It helps lovely tourists,such as yourself.这能帮你这种外来客放松.loosen up without impairingyour ability to stay awake.让人整晚都能保持清醒.and have guilt -free,vigorous sex with me.又毫无罪恶感的跟我上床- Wow.- I m sorry.-哇-抱歉Im not a cliff diver, either.Im afraid of hei
