1、闻香识女人（英文版）I wish you wouldnt do that around me.Its so filthy !- Dont give me a problemabout the cigarettes.- Its such a filthy habit.Oh, my God !Look at this.Oh, Jesus !This is so appalling !I cant believe it !I cant believethey gave it to him.Ah, this is pathetic !Now hes a loserwith a Jaguar.Serio
2、usly, who did he have to blowto get that thing ?- Good morning, sir.- Mr. Willis.- Its really, uh,- Mr. Trask !quite a pieceof machinery.- Good morning, Havemeyer.- Morning to you, sir.- Bene !- Bene ?- Bene ! Fabulous !- Whats fabulous ?That fine piece of steelyou have back there.Ah, you dont think
3、I deserve it.No, sir. On the contrary.I think its great.Should the headmaster of Baird be seenputt-putting around in some junker ?In fact, I think theboard of trustees have had.their first, true strokeof inspiration in some time.Thank you, Havemeyer.Ill take that at face value.Id expectnothing less,
4、 sir.Have a good day.- Morning, Mrs. Hunsaker.- Good morning.What have we here,Murderers Row ?- What was that about ?- Nothing. Just saying hello.I like to say helloto Headmaster Trask.Sugarbush. Lift tickets andcondo vouchers.- I thought we were goin to Stowe.- Sugarbush is Stowe, Jimmy.Were doing
5、it right. Thanksgivingin Vermont, Christmas in Switzerland -Christmas in Gstaad is gonna cost us -Staad.The “G“ is silent.Staad. George ?- Staad.- Trent ?- Staad, man.- So what about Staad ?Fine. The “G“ may be silent,but its gonna take at leastthree grand to get there.- Ill talk to my father.- Bett
6、er yet, have my fathertalk to your father.Or my fathertalk to your father.You goin homethis weekend, Chas ?Uh, I dont know.You goin home to fuckin Idahofor Thanksgiving ?Im from Oregon.I meant fuckin Oregon.-Charlie, how do you feel about skiing ?- Laughing You in the mood forthe white-bosomed slope
7、s of Vermont ?Got a deal going.% off for my friends.My father set it up.Christmas in Switzerland.- Staad.- Gstaad. Dropping the “G“ is phony.- You said everybody says Staad.- Not if youve been there.Easter in Bermuda,then Kentucky Derby weekend.We could fit you in, kid.Well, how much arethese white-
8、bosomed slopes of Vermont ?Twelve hundred !Includes a nine-course,champagne thanksgiving dinner.$ is a little richfor my blood, Harry.Well, how shortare you ?How short, Harry ?So short it wouldnt be worth thetrouble of you and George to measure.- But, thanks for askin, all right ?- Mm-hmm.- If you c
9、hange your mind - Whatd you do that for ?You know hes on aid.On major holidays, Willis, itscustomary for the lord of the manor.- to offer drippings to the poor.- Youre so full of shit !- Hi. Mrs. Rossi ?- Yes ?Im here aboutthe weekend job.Come on in. Children Chattering Does he got pimples ?He hates
10、 pimples.Francine, be quiet.Pimples. Pimples.Yeah.Shush !Im sorry.- The school gave me your name,but Ive forgotten it.- Its Charlie Simms.- How are you, Charlie ?- Fine, thanks.Right this way.- Youre available the whole weekend ?- Uh, yeah.- Not going home for Thanksgiving ?- No. Mrs. Rossi Good.The
11、y put him in a veterans home,but he hated it,so I told my dadthat wed take him.Before you go in, do you mindmy telling you a few things ?Dont “sir“ him and dont ask himtoo many questions.And if he staggers a little whenhe gets up, dont pay any attention. Sigh Charlie, I can tell yourethe right perso
12、n for the job.and Uncle Franksgonna like you a lot too.Uh, where you gonna bethis weekend ?Were driving to Albany.Donny, my husband,has family there.- Do you want Tommy in or out ?- Man Leave him out !Hes chasin that Calico ginchfrom the track houses again !Down deep, the manis a lump of sugar.- Sir
13、 ?- Dont call me sir !I-Im sorry.I mean mister, sir.Uh-oh, we got a moron here,is that it ?No, mister -Uh, that is -Uh, Lieutenant.Yes, sir, Lieu-Lieutenant Colonel.years on the line, nobody everbusted me four grades before.Get in here,you idiot !Come a little closer. I wanna get abetter look at ya.
14、Hows your skin, son ?My skin, sir ?- Oh, for Christs sake.- Im sorry, I don-Just call me Frank.Call me Mr. Slade.Call me Colonel, if you must.Just dont call me sir.All right, Colonel.Simms, Charles.A senior.- You on student aid, Simms ?- Uh, yes, I am.For “student aid“read “crook.“Your father peddle
15、s car telephonesat a % markup.Your mother works on heavy commissionin a camera store.Graduated to itfrom espresso machines.Hah-hah !What are you, dying ofsome wasting disease ?No, Im right -Im right here.I know exactly whereyour body is.What Im lookin foris some indication of a brain.Too much footba
16、llwithout a helmet ?Hah ! Lyndons lineon Gerry Ford.Deputy Debriefer,Paris Peace Talks, .Snagged the Silver Starand a silver bar. Threw me into G-.G- ?Intelligence,of which you have none. Yelling Where you from ?Um, Gresham, Oregon,s- Colonel.What does your daddy doin Gresham, Oregon ?Hmm ? Count wo
17、od chips ?Uh, my stepfather and my momrun a convenience store.- How convenient ! What time they open ?- : A.M.- Close ?- : A.M.Hard workers.You got me allmisty-eyed !So, what are you doin herein this sparrow-fart town ?I, l-I attend Baird.Attend Baird !I know you goto the Baird school.Point is,how d
18、o you afford it,even with the student aid andthe folks back home hustlin corn nuts ? Sigh I won a, uh,Young America merit scholarship.Whoo-ah !?Glory, gloryHallelujah ?Glory, gloryHallelujah ?- Knocking - Whos there ?- Knocking - That little piece of tail ?Get her outta here ! Girl Giggling Yeah.Can
19、t believetheyre my blood.I.Q. of sloths andthe manners of banshees.Hes a mechanic,shes a homemaker.He knows as much about carsas a beauty queen,and she bakes cookies,taste like wing nuts.As for the tots,theyre twits.Hows your skin, son ?I like my aides to be presentable.Well, I -Ive had a few zits.U
20、m, but my roommate, he lent mehis Clinique because hes from -“The History of My Skin,“by Charles Simms.You patronizing me,peewee ? Hmm ?You givin me that oldprep school palaver ?Baird School !A bunch of runny-nosed snotsin tweed jackets.all studyinto be George Bush.Well.I believe President Bushwent
21、to Andover, Colonel.You sharpshootin me, punk ?Is that what youre doin ?Dont yousharpshoot me !Youll give me forty.Then youre gonna give meforty more.Then youre gonna pull K.P.,the grease pit !Ill rub your nosein enlisted mens crud.till you dont know which end is up !You understand ?Yeah.- What do y
22、ou want ?- What do you mean, what do I want ?What do you want here ?I wa-want a job.A job !Yeah, I want a jobso I can make, you know,my plane fare homefor Christmas.Oh.God, youre touching ! Radio ?.from the banks ?Of themighty Mississippi ?Workinthe whole night through ?Till theriverboat gamblers ?S
23、top to make a killin ?Bring it on back to you Still here, poormouth ?Hmm ?Convenience store.my ass !Hustlin jalapeno dipsto the appleseeds.Go on.Dismissed.Dismissed ! Radio ?Evangeline ?Evangeline ?- Children Chattering - Charlie Mrs. Rossi ?Charlie, were up here !Come on up.- Uh, this is Donny.- He
24、y, Charlie.Hi.Uh, Mrs. Rossi,I got the feelin I screwed up.- Oh, you couldnt have.- It was a bad interview.That was no interview, Charlie.Youre it.Youre the only one that showed up.You have to take the job.He sleeps a lot. You canwatch television, call your girlfriend.I promise you,an easy bucks. Si
25、gh I dont getan easy feeling. Sigh His bark is worsethan his bite.He was a great soldier,a real hero.The man grows on you !By Sunday night,youll be best friends. Sigh Charlie, please.I want to get away for a few days,and Uncle Frank wont come with us.Six months ago, he couldsometimes tell light from
26、 dark,but now theres nothing.I feel better havingsomeone else around just in case.Please ?Okay, Mrs. Rossi.Sure.- Sigh Thank you, Charlie.- Come here, you.There you go. George Chas ! Chas, hold up !- How ya doin ?- Im good.Thats great.This cant go out.This is on reserve.Heres the thing.I need the bo
27、ok tonight.- for a Thanksgiving quiz withbig-shit Preston in the morning.- Yeah, I know.Thats why he put it on reserve.This is our only copy.Chas, Im pullinan all-nighter.Without that bookIm dead, okay ?If its not back by :,its gonna be my ass.Oh, I promise.I promise.- Whispering Got it ?- Yeah.Just
28、 a second.I gotta lock up.Okay.God, can you wait to get outof this dump or what ?Where you guysgoing skiing again ?- Sugarloaf or - Its bush, Chas, Sugarbush.Thats my boys. Whistles What are you doin ?Keep your voice down !Ill tell you about itin the morning.- Shh.- Wha- Miss Hunsaker, have a nice d
29、ay ?- George, why all the noise ? Whispering Its hunsaker ! Go ! Go !I was justmessin around with Chas.- Good evening, Charles.- Hi, Mrs. Hunsaker.- What was that ?- I dont know, maam.- Who were those boys ?What were they doing ?- Oh, who knows ?- Charles ?- Um - Did you make this scarf yourself ?-
30、No, George, I bought it.- Cause its a beauty. It really is.- Thank you, George.In case I dont see you beforethe Thanksgiving holidays,- why dont you give meone of your big hugs ?- Oh, George !- Please ? Come on.- Good evening, boys.Good-bye,Mrs. Hunsaker. Jimmy On Loudspeaker Mr. Trask is our fearle
31、ss leader,a man of learning,a voracious reader.He could recite the “Iliad“in ancient greek.while fishing for troutin a rippling creek.Endowed with wisdom,of judgement sound,nevertheless about himthe questions abound. Hissing Sound How does Mr. Traskmake such wonderful deals ?Why did the trusteesbuy
32、him Jaguar wheels ?He wasnt conniving !He wasnt crass !He merelypuckered his lips.- and kissed their ass !- Boys Laughing Come on.Come on.One more !One more, come on ! Whistling, Cheering Aah !Fuck you ! Trask Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis.Hmm.Mrs. Hunsaker says that you gentlemenwere at a vantage point las
33、t night.to observe who wasresponsible for this, uh,stunt.Who was it ?I really couldnttell you, sir.Um, I thought I saw someonefooling with the lamppost,but by the time I pulled focus,they were gone.Mr. Simms ?I couldnt say.That automobile is notjust a possession of mine.That automobile was presented
34、to me by the Board of Trustees.It is a symbol of the standardof excellence for whichthis school is known,and I will nothave it tarnished.The automobile ?The standard,Mr. Willis.- Whats your position, Mr. Simms ?- On what, sir ?On preserving thereputation of Baird.- I-Im for Baird.- Then, who did it
35、?I really couldnt say for sure.Very well.First thing Monday,Im convening a special session.of the student-facultydisciplinary committee.As this is a matter whichconcerns the whole school,the entire student bodywill be present.There will be no classes,no activities.Nothing will transpireat this insti
36、tution.until that proceedingis concluded.And if, at that time,we are no further along than we are now,I will expel you both. Clearing Throat Mr. Willis,would you excuse us ?Have a nice Thanksgiving.Thank you.You too, Mr. Willis.I will. Door Closing Mr. Simms.Im not quite throughwith you yet.One of t
37、he few perksof this office is that.I am empowered to handlecertain matters on my own as I see fit.Do you understand ?- Yes, sir.- Good.The Dean of Admissions at Harvardand I have an arrangement.Along with the usual sheaf of applicantssubmitted by Baird,of which virtually,oh, two-thirds areguaranteed
38、 admittance,I add one name,somebody whos a standoutand yet, underprivileged;a student who cannot afford to paythe board and tuition in Cambridge.Do you know on whose behalfI drafted a memo this year ?- No, sir.- You. You, Mr. Simms.Now can you tell mewho did it ?No, sir, I cant.You take the weekendt
39、o think about it, Mr. Simms.Good afternoon.Whatd he say ?- Nothin.- What do you mean, nothing ?He said the same thing.He just said it over.You know whathes doing ?Hes good-cop,bad-coppin us.He knows Im old guard.Youre fringe.Hes gonna bear down on meand soft-soap you. Laughing Did he try to soft-soa
40、p you ? Did he ?No.Chas, I detect a slight panic pulsefrom you. Are you panicking ?- Yeah, a little.- Come on.- Youre on scholarship, right ?- Yeah.Youre on scholarshipfrom Oregon. at Baird.Youre a long way from home, Chas.Whats that got to dowith anything ?I dont know howit works out there.But how
41、it works here ?We stick together.Its us against them,no matter what.We dont cover our ass.We dont tell our parents.Stonewall everybody !And above all,never, never.Leave any of ustwisting in the wind.And thats it.What does that have to dowith me being on scholarship ?Hey, hey !Im just tryin to bring
42、youup to speed, kid, thats it.Thanks.Ill tell you what. Give me a few hoursto figure out the moves,and call me tonightin Vermont.Ill be at the Sugarbush lodge,all right ?All right.You all right ?Yeah, I guess so.Okay.Try to keep him downto four drinks a day.If you can keep him down to forty,youre do
43、in good.Try to water them down a little.Do you know how to do that ?- Its a long ride, honey !- Get the bags in the car.Ill be right out.Mommy, Mommy !Dont forget Uncle Franks walk. Mrs. Rossi Oh, ha. Yeah.Uh, you have toair him out.a little every day.Why dont you go on back there,get yourself orien
44、ted ?Ill come out in a minute,give you telephone numbers and stuff. Frank Well, I wouldnt trya thing like that.unless I knew,would I ?Just let mespeak to her.Hello, beautiful.Is that you ?Yeah,we spoke yesterday. Chuckling You have a glass of winewith lunch ?You sounda little dusky. Hmm.- Clearing T
45、hroat - Just a minute, sweetheart.Youre back, huh ?Tenacious !Get out my dress blues.Theyre in a garment bag in the closet.Check the top dresser drawer.Take out the shoulder boards.and affix themshoulders right and left,A.S.A.P.That means now.Hello.Sorry to keep youwaitin, sweetheart.Im not the kind
46、 of guywho likes to rush things,but Im catchin a :at Logan, lookin out my window,and theres not a taxi in sight.What happened to Chet ?He didnt investin a radio yet ?Hah ! Well,get your driver on it.Tell him to geta move on.Yes. Mmm.Some kind of body has got to gowith that bedroom voice.One day Im g
47、onna swing by,get a better look at it.You bet.Bye.My val-paks underneath the bed.Get it out.Put the boards on the bluesand fold em in.Uh, are we going someplace,Colonel ?What business is that of yours ?Dont shrug, imbecile.Im blind. Save your body languagefor the bimbi.- Now, get my gear out.- Franc
48、ine, get in the car.Its almost :. The goddamnFlintstones havent left yet. Mr. Rossi Willie Rossimust go in the car !- Here comes Mrs. Rossi now.- Damn it !She said good-bye to methree times today.Whats she got,separation anxiety ?Cut her offat the door !Hi, honey.Bye, honey.I wish you werecoming with us.Me too.Maybe next time.- Drive carefully now.- Yeah.Charlie, this iswhere well be.Good luck, Charlie.Dont let him drink too much.See ya, Charlie !And no numbers.He loves to talk dirty.All right,lets get to work.L-bucklesgivin you trouble ?Never in the Boy Scouts,sluggo ?- I, I made Tender
