英语小笑话.ppt

1、learn English,TOMS EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, “School-Go Slow“.,汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着： “学校-慢行。“,04,Mother sent Tommy to the store across the streetto buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came ba

2、ck,mother asked him, ”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,” I have tried them all.”,妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。 汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？” “是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”,双击此处 添加文字,Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind yo

3、u just did the same thing!,父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。,Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: Ive just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.,妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了,01,02,03,04,05,06,07,08,09,“Are we poisonous?“ the young snake asked his mother.“Yes, dear,“ she replied “Why do you ask?“ “Cause Ive just bitten my tongue! “,“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”,THANKS,