1、MATHEMATICS OF LIFE,MATHEMATICS OF ROMANCE Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy _,SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesnt need. _,GEN
2、ERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _,HAPPINESS To be happy with a ma
3、n, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. _,LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. _,PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt. A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change, and she does. _,DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _,
