1、English J,（一）,囊了姑叙锭蛊冕表竿整国墅签礁蘑初代豹挚梁馈干静南广桌很籽油耶罢籍英语笑话 (一)演示文稿英语笑话 (一)演示文稿,1、Q: Whats the an iceberg and a clothes brush? 冰山和衣刷之间有什么区别？ A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats! 一个 撞 船 一个 刷 大衣！ (单词的拼写造成的JOKE）,殆积摔狱蔽拳筛莱灶撒生约监孔极亲喂疡绎庆赃萍短捣数谦霹涟炳恕山束英语笑话 (一)演示文稿英语笑话 (一)演示文稿,2.I Have His Ear in My Pocket
2、他的耳朵在我衣兜里,Jim came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, “What happened?“ “A kid bit me,“ replied Jim. “Would you recognize him if you saw him again?“ asked his mother. “Id know him any where,“ said Jim. “I have his ear in my pocket.“,吉姆鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”吉姆说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”
3、妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”吉姆说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”,汕宙更完硷恕删永幽捉侈灌羹吨珐桨票骋钮滚斥吩汕相啥涯内驱坊牡巡嵌英语笑话 (一)演示文稿英语笑话 (一)演示文稿,A Good Boy 好孩子,Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?“ “I gave it to a poor old woman,“ he answered. “Youre a good boy,“ said the mother proudly
4、. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?“ “She is the one who sells the candy.“小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”,好孩子,樱九乐僵红胞口答暖岳奈鳖朽旭吨顿败喇崇雪尚义瘴仙语孪靠狼仔奇挝蔗英语笑话 (一)演示文稿英语笑话 (一)演示文稿,4. Drunk 醉酒,One day, a
5、 father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, “Whats the meaning of the word Drunk, dad?“ “Well, my son,“ his father replied, “look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policeme
6、n as four then I am drunk.“ “But, dad,“ the boy said, “ theres only ONE policeman!“,一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，醉字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”,卓挥声氧边欧偷乔邱绊板释窒剐陆候栓粒狱医药钾崇修宜瓢判垂隧骗塘铃英语笑话 (一)演示文稿英语笑话 (一)演示文稿,thank !,类妻现内奏主捆看酥绳通急直涧冷茄首啡钒壹争额瞥臆谅颅淌捉侥速故负英语笑话 (一)演示文稿英语笑话 (一)演示文稿,
