1、SHERLOCKSeason Two Episode One-A Scandal in Belgravia【PREVIOUSLY】S: Who are you?JIM: Jim Moriarty. Hi.S: Consulting criminal.JIM: I have loved this, this little game of ours.S: People have died.JIM: Thats what people DO!S: I will stop you.JIM: If you dont stop prying.Ill burn you. I will burn the he
2、art out of you.S: Catch you later.JIM: No, you wont!JIM: Sorry, boys! Im SO changeable! It is a weakness with me, but to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness. You cant be allowed to continue. You just cant. I would try to convince you, but everything I have to say has already crossed your mind.
3、S: Probably my answer has crossed yours.【Stayin Alive“ by the Bee Gees】JIM: Do you mind if I get that?S: Oh, no, please. Youve got the rest of your life.JIM: Hello? Yes, of course it is. What do you want?JIM: sorry about thatS: ITS FINEJIM: SAY THAT AGAIN! Say that again, and know that if youre lyin
4、g to me, I will find you, and I will skin you.JIM: Wait. Sorry. Wrong day to die.S: Hm. Did you get a better offer?JIM: Youll be hearing from me, Sherlock.JIM: So if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. If you dont, Ill make you into shoes.W: What happened there?S: Someone changed h
5、is mind. The question is. who?ADLER: Well, now, have you been wicked, Your Highness?Yes, Miss Adler.【A Scandal in Belgravia】 【THE PRESONAL BLOG OF Dr. John H. Watson May 30Life goes onTime to write up a few notes. Im going to tell you about a couple of the smaller cases weve been involved in. What r
6、eally happened on the Tilly Briggs pleasure cruise. Then there was that really odd case with the melting laptop and the time Sherlock.】S: What are you typing?W: Blog.S: About?W: Us.S: You mean me. W: Why?S: Well, youre typing a lot.S: Right, then. So, what have we got?MAN1: My wife seems to be spend
7、ing a very long time at the office.S: Boring.WOMAN1: I think my husband might be having an affair.S: Yes.MAN2: Shes not my real aunt, shes been replaced. I know she has. I know human ash. S: Leave.MAN3: We are prepared to offer any sum of money you care to mention for the recovery of these files.S:
8、Boring.BOY: We have this website, it explains the true meaning of comic books, cos people miss a lot of the themes. But then all the comic books started coming true.S: Oh.interesting.【THE PRESONAL BLOG OF Dr. John H. Watson The Geek InterpreterThree young men came to Baker St claiming that events.】S
9、: Geek Interpreter, whats that?W: Thats the title.S: What does it need a title for?S: Do people actually read your blog?W: Where do you think our clients come from?S: I have a website.W: In which you enumerate 240 different types of tobacco ash. Nobodys reading your website. Right then, dyed blonde
10、hair, no obvious cause of death, except for these speckles, whatever they are.S: Oh, for Gods sakes! What? The Speckled Blonde?!【THE PRESONAL BLOG OF Dr. John H. Watson The Speckled BlondeEarly thirties, dyed blonde hair, strange red speckles all over her body.】GIRL: They wouldnt let us see Granddad
11、 when he was dead. Is that cos hed gone to heaven?S: People dont really go to heaven when they die, theyre taken to a special room and burned.W: Sherlock.L: There was a plane crash in Dusseldorf yesterday. Everyone dead.S: Suspected terrorist bomb. We do watch the news.L: You said “boring“ and turne
12、d over.L: Well, according to the flight details, this man was checked in on board. Inside his coat hes got a stub from his boarding pass, napkins from the flight, even one of those special biscuits. Heres his passport, stamped at Berlin Airport. So this man should have died in a plane crash in Germa
13、ny yesterday, but instead hes in a car boot in Southwark.S: Lucky escape.L: Any ideas?S: Eight so far. OK, four ideas. PASPORT FLYAWAY AIRWAYSMaybe two ideas.【THE PRESONAL BLOG OF Dr. John H. Watson Sherlock Holmes BaffledThe body of a 45 year old man was found in a car on wasteland in Surrey.】S: No
14、, no, no, dont mention the unsolved ones.W: People want to know youre human.S: Why?W: Because theyre interested.S: No, theyre not. Why are they?W: Hmm, look at that. 1,895.S: Sorry, what?W: I reset that counter last night. This blog has had nearly 2,000 hits in the last eight hours. This is your liv
15、ing, Sherlock, not 240 different types of tobacco ash.S: 243.S: So whats this one? Belly Button Murders? The Navel Treatment?L: Theres a lot of press outside, guys.S: Well, they wont be interested in us.L: Yeah，that was before you were an internet phenomenon. A couple of them specifically wanted pho
16、tographs of you two.S: Gods sake! John.W: Hmm?S: Cover your face and walk fast.L: Still, its good for the public image, big case like this. S: Im a private detective, the last thing I need is a public image.【Hat-man and Robin: The web detectives】【Sherlock Net Tec】【Sherlock & John: Blogger Detectives
17、】【Sherlock Holmes: net phenomenon】A: Hello. I think its time, dont you?H: Oh, dear! Thumbs!?MAN4: The door was. The door was.H: Boys! Youve got another one!S: Tell us from the start, DONT be boring.【14 hours earlier】MAN4: Hey! Are you OK? Excuse me! Are you all right?POLICE: Sir, phone call for you.
18、Carter: Carter.L: Have you heard of Sherlock Holmes?Carter: Who?L: Well, youre about to meet him now. This is your case, its entirely up to you, this is justfriendly advice, but give Sherlock five minutes on your crime scene, and listen to everything that he has to say. And as far as possibletry not
19、 to punch him.POLICE: OK. Sir, this gentleman says he needs to speak to you.Carter: Yes, I know. Sherlock Holmes.W: John Watson. Are you set up for wi-fi?W: You realise this is a tiny bit humiliating?S: Its OK, Im fine. Nowshow me to the stream.W: I didnt really mean for you.S: Look, this is a six.
20、Theres no point in my leaving the flat for anything less than a seven, we agreed. Now go back, show me the grass.W: When did we agree that?S: We agreed it yesterday. Stop! Closer.W: I wasnt even at home yesterday. I was in Dublin.S:Its hardly my fault you werent listening. Shut up!W: Do you just car
21、ry on talking when Im away?S: I dont know, how often are you away? Nowshow me the car that backfired. W: Its there.S: Thats the one that made the noise, yes?W: Yeah. If youre thinking gunshot. .there wasnt one. He wasnt shot, he was killed by a single blow to the back from a blunt instrument, which
22、then magically disappeared, along with the killer. Its got to be an eight, at least. Youve got two more minutes, they want to know more about the driver.S: Oh, forget him, hes an idiot. Why else would he think himself a suspect?Carter: I think hes a suspect.S: Pass me over.W: All right, but theres a
23、 mute button, and I will use it.S: Up a bit! Im not talking from down here!W: OK. Just take it, take it.S: Having successfully committed a crime without a single witnesswhy would he call the police and consult a detective? Fair play?Carter: Hes trying to be clever. Its overconfidence.S: Did you see
24、him? Morbidly obese, the undisguised halitosis of a single man living on his own. The right sleeve of an internet porn addict, the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition. Low self-esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy, and you think hes a criminal mastermind?! Dont worry, this is
25、just stupid.MAN4: What did you say? Heart what?S: Go to the stream.Carter: Whats in the stream?S: Go and see.H: Sherlock! You werent answering your doorbell.His rooms through the back, get him some clothes.S: Who the hell are you?Sorry, Mr Holmes.W: Sherlock. Whats going on?Youre coming with us.W: W
26、hats happening? Ive lost him. I dont know what.POLICE: Dr Watson?W: Yeah.POLICE: Its for you.W: OK, thanks.POLICE: No, sir, the helicopter.Please, Mr Holmes, where youre going youll want to be dressed.【Suit: 700 / Unarmed / Manicured / Office worker / Right handed / Indoor worker / Three small dogs】
27、S: I know exactly where Im going.W: You wearing any pants?S: No.W: OK.W: At Buckingham Palace. Right. Aah, aah, I am seriously fighting an impulseto steal an ashtray.W: What are we doing here, Sherlock, seriously, what?S: I dont know.W: Here to see the Queen?S: Oh, apparently, yes.M: Just once, can
28、you two behave like grown-ups?W: We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. I wouldnt hold out too much hope.S: I was in the middle of a case, Mycroft.M: What, the hiker and the backfire? I glanced at the police report, a bit obvious, surely?S: Transparent.M: Time to move on then.M:
29、 We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!S: What for?M: Your client.S: And my client is.?HA: Illustrious, in the extreme. And remaining, I have to inform you, entirely anonymous.HA: Mycroft. M: Harry. May I just apologise for the state
30、 of my little brother.HA: A full-time occupation, I imagine. And this must be Dr John Watson, formerly of the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers?W: Hello, yes.HA: My employer is a tremendous fan of your blog.W: Your employer?HA: Particularly enjoyed the one about the aluminium crutch.W: Thank you. Ahem.
31、HA: And Mr Holmes the Younger. You look taller in your photographs.S: I take the precaution of a good coat and a short friend. Mycroft, I dont do anonymous clients. Im used to mystery at one end of my cases, both ends is too much work. Good morning.M: This is a matter of national importance. Grow up
32、!S: Get off my sheet!M: Or what?S: Or Ill just walk away.M: Ill let you.W: Boys, please. Not here.S: Who is my client?M: Take a look at where youre standing, and make a deduction. You are to be engaged by the highest in the land, now, for Gods sake! Put your clothes on!M: Ill be mother.S: And there
33、is a whole childhood in a nutshell.HA: My employer has a problem.M: A matter has come to light of an extremely delicate and potentially criminal nature, and in this hour of need, dear brother, your name has arisen.S: Why? We have a police force of sorts, even a marginally secret service. Why come to
34、 me?HA: People come to you for help, dont they, Mr Holmes?S: Not to date anyone with a navy.M: This is a matter of the highest security, and therefore of trust.W: You dont trust your own secret service?M: Naturally not. They all spy on people for money.HA: I do think we have a timetable.M: Yes, of c
35、ourse. Erm. What do you know about this woman?S: Nothing whatsoever.M: Then you should be paying more attention.M: Shes been at the centre of two political scandals in the last year, Im sending you a treatand recently ended the marriage of a prominent novelist by having an affair with both participa
36、nts separately.S: You know I dont concern myself with trivia. Who is she?M: Irene Adler. Professionally known as “The Woman“.W: Professionally?M: There are many names for what she does. She prefers “dominatrix“.【Downloading image】S: Dominatrix.M: Dont be alarmed. Its to do with sex.S: Sex doesnt ala
37、rm me.M: How would you know? She provides, shall we say, recreational scolding for those who enjoy that sort of thing and are prepared to pay for it. These are all from her website.S: And I assume this Adler woman has some compromising photographs.HA: Youre very quick, Mr Holmes.S: Hardly a difficul
38、t deduction. Photographs of whom?HA: A person of significance to my employer. Wed prefer not to say any more at this time.W: You cant tell us anything?M: I can tell you its a young person. A young female person.S: How many photographs?M: A considerable number, apparently.S: Do Miss Adler and this yo
39、ung female person appear in these photographs together?M: Yes. They do.S: I assume in a number of compromising scenarios?M: An imaginative range, we are assured.S: John, you might want to put that cup back in your saucer now.M: Can you help us, Mr Holmes?S: How?M: Will you take the case?S: What case
40、? Pay her, now and in full. As Miss Adler remarks in her masthead, know when you are beaten.M: She doesnt want anything. She got in touch. She informed us that the photographs existed. She indicated that she had no intention to use them to extort either money or favour.S: Oh, a power play. A power p
41、lay with the most powerful family in Britain. Now that is a dominatrix. Ooh, this is getting rather fun, isnt it.W: Sherlock.M: Hmm. Where is she?In London, currently. Shes staying.S: Text me the details, Ill be in touch by the end of the day.M: Do you really think youll have news by then?S: No, I t
42、hink Ill have the photographs.HA: One can only hope youre as good as you seem to think.【Dog Lover / Horse Rider / Public School / Early Riser / Left Side Of Bed / Father / Non-Smoker / Half Welsh / Keen Reader / Tea Drinker】S: Ill need some equipment, of course.HA: Anything you require, Ill have it
43、sent.S:Can I have a box of matches?HA: Im sorry?S: Or your cigarette lighter, either will do.HA: I dont smoke.S: No, I know you dont, but your employer does.HA: We have kept a lot of people successfully in the dark about this little fact, Mr Holmes.S: Im not the Commonwealth.W: And thats as modest a
44、s he gets. Pleasure to meet you.S: Laters!W: OK, the smoking, how did you know?S: The evidence was right under your nose, John, as ever you see, but do not observe.W: Observe what?S: The ashtray.A: Kate? Were going to have a visitor. Ill need a bit of time to get ready.KATE: A long time?A: Hmm.ages.
45、W: What are you doing?S: Im going to into battle, John. I need the right armour.S: No.A: Nah.KATE: Works for me.A: Everything works on you.W: So, whats the plan?S: We know her address.W: We just ring her doorbell?S: Exactly. Just here, please.W: You didnt even change your clothes.S: Then its time to
46、 add a splash of colour.W: Are we here?S: Two streets away, but this will do.W: For what?S: Punch me in the face.K: Shade?A: Blood.W: Punch you?S: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didnt you hear me?W: I always hear “punch me“ when you speak but its usually sub-text.S: Oh, for Gods sakes!S: Thank you, tha
47、t was.S: OK, I think were done now, John!W: You want to remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier. I killed people.S: You were a doctor!W: I had bad days!K: What are you going to wear?A: My battle dress.K: Oh, lucky boy.K: Hello?S: Oh, very sorry to disturb you, um, Ive just been attacked, um, um, and I t
48、hink they, they took my wallet and, um, and my phone. Um, please could you help me?K: I can phone the police, if you want?S: Thank you. Could you, please? Would you mind if I just waited here, just until they come? Thank you, thank you so much.S: Thank you. Oh.W: I saw it all happen. Its OK, Im a do
49、ctor. Have you got a first aid kit?K: In the kitchen. Please.W: Thank you.S: Thank you.A: Hello, sorry to hear youve been hurt. I dont think Kate caught your name?S: Im so sorry, Im.A: Its always hard to remember an alias when youve had a fright. Isnt it? Well, there now. Were both defrockedMr Sherlock Holmes.S: Miss Adler, I presume.A: Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping that face. Would you like me to try?W: Right,
