1、605 The One With Joeys Porsche Porsche:a type of fast German sports car 波尔舍研究设计发展公司是德国较大的汽车研究和设计公司，成立于 1930 年，创建人是著名的天才设计大师费迪南德 波尔舍博士（FERDINAND PORSCHE）。该公司是承担各汽车公司和政府委托的各种研究课题和设计工作，也接受国外有关汽车公司委托的设计、研究和试验任务。波尔舍博士的第一件作品就是获得极大成功的“甲壳虫“轿车。 第二次世界大战后，他和儿子费利 波尔舍制作了 356 运动车，之所以命名为356，是因为波尔舍作了第 356 次更改设计方案，该
2、车在车赛中一举成功，取得桂冠。60 年代开始生产 911 型运动车，其时费迪南德波尔舍已去世，主要是他的儿子和孙子亚历山大波尔舍继承了他的事业。在 1967 年一次 5 天的赛事中，一辆911 试验车打破了 16 项世界纪录，被人称为“顶级的波尔舍（保时捷） “，由此，保时捷运动车名威天下。 保时捷汽车的商标选用了公司所在斯图加特市的盾形市徽，中间的黑马表明这里早在 16世纪就以产名马而闻名，上有斯图加特（STUTTGART）字样，背景上的鹿角，告诉人们这里也曾是狞猎的场所，金黄的底色则表示成熟了的麦子，黑红相间的条纹分别代表肥沃的土地和人们的智慧。公司名称在上方最显眼的地方，勾划了一幅美丽的
3、田园景色，象征着公司辉煌的过去和美好的未来。Scene: Monica and Rachels, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Rosss secret marriage.go off:AMERICAN INFORMAL to suddenly become angry and start shouting:go off on: He just went off on her for no apparent reas
4、on.Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!Ross: Look I was going to tell you!Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.Chandler: What?Monica: Youre kidding!Phoebe: (overdoing it) Oh my God
5、!Monica: Ross!Ross: Okay, maybe it wasnt my best decision. But I just couldnt face another failed marriage.Chandler: Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?jump in:to interrupt someone while they are talkingRoss: Rach, come on, if you think abou
6、t it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.Phoebe: Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!shaken/shocked/thrilled to the core:MAINLY BRITISH very surprised, upset, or excited by somethingRoss: Phoebe, I told her you a
7、lready knew.Phoebe: Another lie. You have a sickness!Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, youre not married to anymore of us are ya?give somebody a piece of your mind:informal to tell someone that you are very angry with themAfter the game he gave the players a piece of his mind.Opening Cr
8、editsScene: Central Perk, Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee.Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! Transcribers note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, Id have the keys surgically attache
9、d to my hand! Hey Gunther, these yours?Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys?Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the bo
10、x up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)Chandler: You left a shoe here?!Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)Chandler: O
11、h good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.Joey: Great! Thanks. (Exits.)Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!Monica: Oh my God, what a fun
12、 day! That sounds great!Chandler: (not enthused) Yeah, all right.Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! What?Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please
13、! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and Im nervous cause Ive never done that before by myself!Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna pass. Cause I was kinda iffy when it was puppies.iffy:not certain about
14、whether to do somethingMonica: Come on Chandler, come on! Itll give us great practice for when(realizes what shes about to say and changes)people with babies come to visit.Scene: The street down the block from Central Perk, Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note.Guy #1: Nice car!Joey: Ye
15、ah, its not mine.Woman: (walking up) I love your car.Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.Woman: I bet its fast.Joey: Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?Woman: Yeah!Joey: (checks in the window to make sure it has them) Its got em!Scene: Monica and Rachels,
16、Phoebe and Rachel are having tea.Rachel: So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Rosss, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now.Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I dont have a roommate.Rachel: Well, maybe-maybe
17、I could be your roommate Pheebs.Phoebe: Maybe you could be my roommate!Rachel: Well theres an idea!Phoebe: Yeah!Rachel: That would be great! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?Phoebe: Umm, she said shed be back December 26th. Rachel: December 26th, huh maybe shes Santa Clause.(Phoebe laughs, then sto
18、ps to think about it. Ross enters.)Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.be the apple of somebodys eye:to be loved very much by someoneBen was always the apple of his fathers eye.Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill
19、take care of everything.Rachel: Well sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now Im gonna do this my way and I dont want to hear a peep out of you!peep:usually singular SPOKEN a very slight sound or no
20、ise:not a peep from/out of someone: There wasn 抰 a peep out of her after I put her to bed.Ross: Okay Rach, butRachel: Op! Youre peeping!(Ross grunts something and hands her the pen he was trying to hand her.)Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!Ross: Look I told youRachel: I
21、 dont wanna hear “Three failed marriages!“Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!Rachel: Well, yknow what? Thanks to you Im half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I dont think I have ever been this angry!Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break?Rachel: Ugh! (St
22、ares at him.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?Phoebe: (rapidly) Im doing okay. I think its going well. Do you think theyre having fun? Am I talking to fast?Monica: Nope, sound li
23、ke me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O
24、-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)Phoebe: Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies.Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man fo
25、r man; we should really be playing a zone defense.Monica: What do you mean?Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they
26、 are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)Phoebe: That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.Chandler: Okay, Im a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.end zone:the area at the end of a football field where
27、 you have to take the ball in order to score points【上图是橄榄球(美式足球) 的示意图。左边： punt，pass，place kick；右边：阻挡tackle，失球 fumble，receive。守门员站的最后一格便是 end zone】Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes, Chandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper o
28、n.begrudge:to feel annoyed that you have to do something: RESENT:begrudge doing something: I begrudge paying so much just to park the car.Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.Phoebe: Yeah? (Checking the final diaper) Well this is not what I ordered.Joey:
29、(entering) Hey guys!Chandler: Hey!Phoebe: Hey!Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!Chandler: Shocking! Since you still have the keys.Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wan
30、na talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.【股票有很多种说法，share，stock ，equity。swordlover 学的是金融，刚到英国的时候， 连股票都不知道怎么表达，特别是第一节课，便被这些都表示股票的单词弄混了，所以才决心抛弃了金山词霸，用英文解释来理解英文。】share：股票最常见的说法count BUSINESS one of the equal parts of a company that you can buy as a way of i
31、nvesting moneystock：侧重于在股市上的股票，如股票市场叫 stock market=stock exchange。而且stock 可做可数名词指公司的一份股票 a share，也可以作不可数名词指公司的所有股票sharesBUSINESS one of the equal parts into which the value of a company is divided: SHARE:He made a living buying and selling stocks.Technology stocks fell sharply today.equity：侧重于股票的价值。
32、一般在会计或者投资银行学上使用the value of a companys SHARESChandler: What equity investments?Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there,
33、 theyre gonna start to think that I dont own it. So I figured Ill wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?keep up:intransitive keep up with to continue to learn about something:We try to keep up with whats happening.Monica: Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Car
34、nuba wax and polishing compound.rag:count a piece of old cloth used for cleaning or wiping something:an oily ragChandler: You dont even have a car!Monica: I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.Chandler: And?Monica: And six others.Chandler:
35、 There you are.Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.Joey: Yeah, she tops out at 130.Guy #2: Wow!Joey: And thats just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.Guy #2: Really! You got a place upstate?Joey: Sure!Guy #2: Well, Ill
36、 see you later.Joey: Okay, take it easy.The Porsche Owner: Hey! Thats my car.Joey: Really? Oh uh, oh just give me five more minutes with it.The Porsche Owner: What-what are you doing?Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now Im just polishing her up.The Porsche Owner: But its my car!Joey: Yeah, but it
37、s my wax.The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I dont come to this city much so I dont know if youre crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.The Porsche Owner: Im not coming back.Joey: Why not?The Porsche
38、Owner: I live upstate.Joey: Yeah, so did I.(The guy gets in and drives off.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them.Phoebe: I dont know why I was so nervous about this. And I dont know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.M
39、onica: Yeah, two hours, a lifetime thats the same.Chandler: (entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someones eye out!Chandler: He can do more than t
40、hat! He can destroy the universe!Phoebe: No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, thats just gonna mess them up.Chandler: Theyre not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into
41、a pile of broken glass!【英国的信用卡，swordlover 真的有点无语。本来安全第一不错，但是所有事情真的都是过犹不及，但每次打电话办点信用卡方面的事情，客服总是问你 N 多问题，包括开户行，上次刷卡的时间，上次刷卡的地点，上次刷卡消费的金额，经常把 swordlover 逼问得流冷汗，本来是自己的卡，都弄得自己好象在偷别人的信用卡用似的。还有，在网上登录查看金额的时候，它不允许你输入信用卡的全部密码，只要求你输入密码中几个位数的组合，如“第 5 个+ 第 2 个+第 7 个+第 8 个+最后一个”，结果弄得象 swordlover 这么天资聪明的人，每次都还得把自己
42、的密码写到纸上，才能把这个组合弄出来，这么强的保护手段象是为难客户，最终让客户把自己的密码暴露给了周围的人。最狠的还是，一次swordlover 去欧洲玩，想到有信用卡，便没有多带现金，结果刚在意大利吃了一碗 10 欧元的意大利面，刷了卡，从此之后，便发现信用卡刷不了啦！打电话客服又一直忙音，幸亏 swordlover 还带着其它银行的信用卡，才用其他银行的信用卡支持下，捡回了一条小命，回到英国，swordlover 第一件事，便是去查信用卡怎么回事，结果得到的回答是，发现有在英国境外的消费，所以把信用卡锁上了！晕，就为了 10 欧元，约 100 块钱人民币，就把 swordlover 的信用
43、卡给锁上了，差点让搭上一条小命，这么严格的信用卡保护措施，值得吗？想起来直让 swordlover 后怕，典型的 over protective】Phoebe: What?!Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when yo
44、u stop being able to put both legs over your head.Phoebe: Oh, I can still do that.Monica: How are you still single?!Chandler: (entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe youre right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.Monica: Good. What made you change your mind?Chandler: I swallowe
45、d the sonic blaster gun.Phoebe: How did that happen?!Chandler: Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Yknow? And it turns out I was wrong. And now its lodged in my throat. (Mimics a cat trying to cough up a hairball.) (He does it again.)lodge:intransitive or transitive to become firmly stuck
46、somewhere, usually accidentally:A piece of meat lodged in his throat.The bullet is still lodged in her brain.Monica: Damnit! Yknow this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again.)Scene: A judges chambers, Rachel and Ross are fili
47、ng their annulment papers.chamber:count a large room in a public building, especially one used for meetings:the council chamber of city halla debating chamberJudge: Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?Rachel: Yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out.Judge: So based on y
48、our petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.Ross: Fine, Im mentally unstable.Judge: And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user.intravenous:put directly into a VEIN:an intravenous injectionintravenous drug usersRoss: What?!Rachel:
49、Uh yes, heroin and crack.crack=crack cocaine：uncount a pure form of the illegal drug COCAINE:crack addictsRoss: Crack isnt even an intravenous drug!Rachel: Well, you would know.Judge: Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?Ross: Oh, come on!Rachel: (starts to cry) Ross, please, I found the magazines!Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since your
