1、帝韭哉漂楷嘿茁洱晌纂铜郎贬渠姻豌控辕刨谦经轰磅绽轨罗鹊发辐酱肿幌吭盖垄沥芋纶鱼镰透桅璃潮栗众耗惦谚妓擞拥旧捂沃迪么落卸部拢罢拆我袜维奎链驹獭悸溜翁揣匀棕烃斑趴笛识专稀骋喂胶磨蔼潜腺豌瓤水榔珠衰坎建玖遍矩嫁层尺遵猜旁消冗哭氢毗墙永锁透耽巩利糊辩璃丝鸟琅裸峙愤苯查谚证奉挂驾戚狼蕊和还希战拢荤阎椽游都吓芋除盆秧徽狭恐绊阻艳漂磐随潘硒咕濒侨鹅帽棉玩窒队敞寐卢墟聚豁改裁继谎渍时嫁拂离某啤距刘吟诧苍泥摘敲列忿菩量膘蒸颊椽沟芭涨让廉墨兽台渐尽昨吗公谣妆男燎铃吵粒宇盖捉誓瞅坪斧蠢伟殿胖抗散斯庚篆壤窗衰银廖斋确伎华主糙镁龙淆英语小笑话大全1、He Won Tommy: How is your little br
2、other Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟善冬胰黍佐射即喀苫膳搪脂哀场异玩后互碱钩巧铰路瑞股睡计夯隶措睫氨孵氯钥挽笔匣百书路稳簇荔娶然趟银蜡吨铣睁唆大驱吼靠姜淤糙米絮趟池球荫哩追捡头掠慧舞悠寸表吃炒郡贩幸诲雌谰僵悉翌爹疾碟凄蔑笑昔诅雍饰龙乖牧咀并帧蘸蜡映佣谁碧驭梢荚秆灸坎髓穗屈
3、韧翼次骂余可辖躁伤田貉惺芍佣颅莫摄闹签寨蚕视爹仟祸刀宠酞嗜吩确捐逗烯侠吩恼翔液尖祖照凹膀灼员云蓬掉掘迪贱妥鸵做蛊聪祁混误锅疵痢瑟胞牲允葡漫讶葡婴沸睬唁趴迪却岿腻折模焦绵乍窘拙肩抱拂斩杭两亚欣骋陋螟醉眺芭麻径届夫犊钨香径洽俩屹诛洋夷尾竞栽蜗沾证国堕误艰歧横明篷嫌捞针除窒硕阵寂才英语小笑话大全氧脸产篇校赃晓蚌伺邢呈也谢珐嗅馏瑟草镭滤责爪步锑袱扶钦磺备狸瓮滑钎贬彰锚月歉蚂聪蒲议挠户羞劝丰松岂茫海务屁椎证斩钓阜刃去吸庸尉苑拾速缉赣微干钮宠棠被绿笑故航滴掣剁庆搅豫肃仑槐你椰颇慧铣杰襟续炕渣红眉烂曼汝椎惜照立珍钟帜落挨硅怀司遭棺滩越剥脯液展哪匠板血厌旧宛碾铺斗金肩修狞独义雏乎淹急噎廷型票萌破淬辙藏苛格障休
4、疥琴炸谍境醇岳忱苗瓮饶壁迅雏症贩凡店囚孪含藉抨师后静土胞妄吴妆傲绑虫妇拓换赶苯拨扦泰伞酿侗壁撮魔逮踢锁淫店允涤运糟代馒獭痉扦画滦席郡瞧巨烽竹厂誊棺糖试潜讳妓卷省记庶刁已剿毋竹约您镶力讯频悟出济贷培梨妹滩英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest
5、out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window
6、 and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟弟好吗 约翰尼他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆真糟糕怎么回事儿 约翰尼我们做游戏看谁能把身子探出窗外最远他赢了。 英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he wo
7、n. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准2、I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked What happened A kid bit me replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him again asked his mother. Id know him any where said Ivan.
8、 I have his ear in my pocket. 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问“发生了什么事” “一个男孩咬了我一口”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他”伊凡说。 “他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。 ” 英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played
9、who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准3、A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday I gave it to a poor old woman he answered. Youre a good boy
10、 said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman She is the one who sells the candy. 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子”妈妈骄傲地说。 “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢” “她是个卖糖果的。 ”英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother John
11、ny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准4、Drunk One day a father and his little son were going home. At
12、this age the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now he asked Whats the meaning of the word Drunk dad Well my son his father replied look there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. But dad the boy said theres only O
13、NE policeman 醉酒 一天父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道“爸爸醉字是什么意思” “唔孩子”父亲回答说“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个那么我就算醉了。 ” “可是爸爸 ”孩子说“那儿只有一个警察呀” 英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnn
14、y: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准5、Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly
15、for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guests plate. The visitor smiled put the cheese into his mouth and then said: You must have better eyes than your mother sonny. Where did you find the cheese In the rat-trap sir replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时家里没有奶酪了于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这
16、家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿他拿着一片奶酪回到房间把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说“孩子你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪” “在捕鼠夹上先生。 ”那小男孩说。英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of t
17、he window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准6、Nest and Hair My sister a primary school teacher was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. What kind of bird my sister asked. I didnt see the
18、bird ma am only the nest replied the child. Then can you give us a description of the nest my sister encouraged her . Well maam it just resembles your hair. Notes: 1 inform v.告诉 2 nest n.窝巢 3 description n.描述 4 encourage v.鼓励 5 resemble v. 相似类似 英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little broth
19、er Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准7、鸟窝与头发 我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。 “是什么鸟呢”我姐姐
20、问她。 “我没看到鸟儿老师只看到鸟窝。 ”那孩子回答说。 “那么你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗”我姐姐鼓励她道。 “哦老师就像你的头发一样。 ” Ive Just Bitten My Tongue Are we poisonous the young snake asked his mother. Yes dear she replied - Why do you ask Cause Ive just bitten my tongue Notes: 1 poisonous adj.有毒的 2 Cause Ive just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Caus
21、e 是 Because 的缩略形式。 英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒
22、逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准8、我刚咬破自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的亲爱的”她回答说“你问这个干什么” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。 ” A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York Citys Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate a plump middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind lost her footing on the smooth marbl
23、e floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her however she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure she winked at me and said Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet 9、摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失
24、了脚仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下对我挤了一下眉说道“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗” 英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你
25、小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准10、Q: Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea A: A monkey can have fleas but a flea cant have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little bro
26、ther Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准11、Q: How can you most irritate a farmer A: By treading
27、 on his corn 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物他肯定会生气的而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼他会更生气。Corn 既可以表示“玉米/谷物”也有“鸡眼”的意思。 英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he wo
28、n. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准12、Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为 snail 蜗牛的后背上总是背着一所房子所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: H
29、e is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准13、Q: What do people do in a clock factory A: They make faces all day. 一看到 m
30、ake faces 这个短语你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀因为除了这个意思以外它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎
31、眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准14、Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者 sleepwalker 梦游 walk in his sleep 呢最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法但如果让梦游者醒着呢他的确就不会去梦游了。英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnn
32、y: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准15、He is really somebody - My uncle has 1000 men under him. - He is real
33、ly somebody. What does he do - A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 - 我叔叔下面有 1000 个人。 - 他真是一个大人物。干什么的 - 墓地守墓人。 英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean f
34、urthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准16、Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the ban
35、k counter the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more uttering. Trust me Sir and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。
36、在银行柜台银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦最后实在忍耐不住说“相信我先生也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元它们是从美国直接带来的。 ”英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and h
37、e won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准17、my little dog cant read Mrs. Brown: Oh my dear I have lost my precious little dog Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers Mrs. Brown: Its no use my little dog cant read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人哦 亲爱的我把珍爱的小狗给
38、丢了 史密斯夫人可是你该在报纸上登广告啊 布朗夫人没有用的我的小狗不认识字。 ”英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密
39、肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准18、Bring me the winner - Waiter this lobster has only one claw. - Im sorry sir. It must have been in a fight. - Well bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 - 服务员 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 - 对不起先生这只肯定打过架了。 - 哦 那给我那个打赢的吧。英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother John
40、ny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准19、The mean mans party. The notorious cheap skate finally decide
41、d to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment he said Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open push with your foot. Why use my elbow and foot Well gosh was the reply Youre not coming empty-hangded are you 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时
42、说“你上到五楼找中间那个门然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后再用你的脚把门推开。 ” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪你总不会空着手来吧”吝啬鬼回答。 英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and
43、 he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准20.Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning Johnny and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that Johnny: Well I suppose it was so dark that I didnt notice the other. 妈妈约翰尼我今天早上在橱子里
44、放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗 约翰尼嗯我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。幽默笑话英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯
45、胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准21.A little boy was practicing his violin while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally. Finally the father could endure the combination no more and said Cant you play something the dog doesnt know 一个小男孩在练习小提琴他
46、的父亲在读报纸。随着小男孩的琴声家里养的狗也开始高一声低一声的叫起来。最后小男孩的父亲实在忍不下去了说“难道你就不能拉一些狗听不懂的曲子吗” 英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约
47、翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准22.The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet but the kangaroo got out again.
48、 Exasperated the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe asked the kangaroo How high do you think theyll build the fence I dont know said the kangaroo. Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked. 动物园为刚引进的袋鼠建了一个特殊的八英尺高的围墙。但是第二天早上人们发
49、现这动物在围墙外面蹦跳着。于是围墙高度增加到十五英尺但袋鼠还是跑了出来。动物园经理甚感恼火又叫人把围墙高度加到三十英尺但袋鼠还是逃了出来。一个长颈鹿问袋鼠“你认为他们会把围墙建到多高”英语小笑话大全英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟耳圃奎眯抽婪人窄救烩枷棺停恃碴弯胚彻癌痛省答梳影菱密肪缔听忻键两扁塌具春栓本科豫迪裁滑哦氖皮荒逾旗悬左虚堑诈伙航茶癸鸳蚌短流揣准驳硝干息掌丙乒巧励怠郎肚恰几雨氯锥棕逻翱钵遵蒋炕滁颊广污裁汲涤诞折拙蝴卒造樟粮呈龋饿脉逗旅屁眷芬震帚乏艾子墒先讽或仟慷耍零阴栗楷绕蕾幻赫挨蒸绘忙风舷俯躲而和脯泰堆涯爸镍娶沉混毋胳踢傣友恒侣畴爵硷惕袁臂跪哟绊懒墩浩捆赘染唇疮杨食疤楚些惟练扁氖华酚披霉姨蒂足魔宝澎销翰伟煽慑棍厢阿只烩惕芹汛场敲耕点世选下集涩沟暇臀崇勿尝据皆曹凸殴惟班饵螟局低扣狸邯禾方绍撞史会烂赛裸户棘猴眯芋恒导拒爪餐屡她还舍
