1、BraggingA: Our familys hobby is bragging! B: Our familys profession is bragging!A: Our family bragging do not pay taxes. B: Our family bragging do not pay anything!A: It is true that I can go to the WC by myself when I was born. B: Climb? You climb?A: Does anyone can climb when he was born?B:But how
2、 are you going? A: Taking the bed as WC! B: that is interesting! Unlucky bed!A:As to bragging, no one can match me! B: I do not believe, dare you PK me here? A: There? No problem! B:As to the meal, I can eat five bowls of noodles! A: I can eat eight kilogramms dumplings for a meal! B: Oh, I got a fe
3、ver! A: Well, I have a fever, too! B: I covered with a quilt at night,but the next day,I found the quilt was burned with a big hole! A: I held a handful of corn when I slept, the next day, I found the corn turn into popcorn! B: Im higher than the trees! A: I am taller than the tower! B:I stand on the earth, and my head can touch the sky!A:one piece of my lips touch the sky, and the other against the earth! B: But where is your face? A: who cares the face when bragging! B: oh ! who cares?
