1、the social networkThe first five minutesM-Mark Zuckerburg E-Erica AlbrightM: Did you know that there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United State?E: That cant possibly be ture.M: That is.E: What would account for that?M: Well first ther
2、e are more people living in China. But here is my question: how do you distinguish yourself in a population of people who all got 1600 on their SATs?E: I didnt know they take SATs in china.M: They dont I wasnt talking about China anymore I was talking about me.E: You got a 1600?M: Yes. I can sing in
3、 a capella group. But I cant sing.E :Does that mean that you actually got nothing wrong on the test?M :I can row crew or invent a $25 PCE :Or you get into a final club.M :Or I get into a final club.E :You know from a womans perspective sometimes not being in a capella group can be a good thing.M :Th
4、is is serious.E：On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew.M：Well, I cant.E :I was kidding.M: Yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.E: Have you ever tried?M：Im trying right now.E: To row crew?M: To get into a final club. To row crew? No. Are you like-whatever-delusional?E: Maybe its just sometime
5、s you say two things at ones, and Im not sure which one Im supposed to be aiming at.M: But youve seen guys who row crew, right?E: No.M: Okay, well, they are bigger than me. Theyre world-class athelets. And a second ago you said you like guys who row crew, so I assumed youd met one.E: I guess I meant
6、 I like the idea of it. You know like the way girls like cowboys.M: Okay.E: Should we get something to eat?M: Would you like to talk about something else?E: No,its just that since the beginning of the conversation of finals club I think I might have missed a birthday.There are really more people in
7、China with genius IQs than the entire population of M: The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club. Roosevelt punched the Porc.E: Which one?M: The Porcellian, the Proc. Its the best of the best.E: Which Roosevelt.M: Theodore.E: IS it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to pa
8、rty with the next Fed Chairman?M: So you see the importance to get in?E: Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?M: why would you ask me so?E: I was just asking.M: None of them. Thats the point. My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting on oil future one summer and Eduardo wont come close to gett
9、ing in . The ability to make money dosent impress anyone there.E: Must be nice. He made $300,000 in a summer?M: He likes Meteorology.E: I thought it was oil future.M: You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil. I think you asked me that because you think the final club thats
10、the easiest to get into is the one that Ill have the best chance.E: Iwhat?M: You asked me which one is the easiest to get into because you think thats where I have the best chance.E: The one thats easiest to get into would be the one that anybody has the best chance.M: You didnt ask me which one was
11、 the best one, you asked me which one was the easiest.E: I was honestly just asking. Okay? I was asking to ask. Mark, Im not speaking in code.M: Erica.E: Youre obsessed with finals clubs. You hve fianls club OCD and you need to see someone about it who would prescribe some sort of medication. You do
12、nt care if the side effects may include blindness.M: “final clubs” not “fianals clubs”. And theres a difference between being obsessed and being motivated.E: Yes, there is.M: Well, what did you do,that was cryptic, so you do speak in code.E: I didnt mean to be cryptic.M: All Im saying I need to do s
13、omething substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs.E: Why?M: Because they are exclusive, and fun and they lead me to a better life.E: Teddy Roosevelt didnt get elected persident because he was a member of the the Phoenix Club.M: He was the member of the Porcellian and yes he did.E: Well
14、, why dont you just be the best you,you can be?M: Did you really mean that?E: I was kidding.Although just because you want to try doesnt may it any less true.(说实话这句么看懂。)M: I want to be strsight forward and tell you that I think you should be a lot supportive. If I get in Ill be taking you to the eve
15、nts and the gatherings, and youll be meeting people that you wouldnt normally get to meet.E: You would do that for me?M: Were dating.E: Okay. I want to try and be straight forward with you and let you know that were not anymore.M: What do you mean?E: Were not dating anymore, Im sorry.M: Is this a jo
16、ke?E: No its not.M: Youre breaking up with me?E: Youre going to introduce me to people I wouldnt normally have the chance to meet? What the f what is that supposed to mean?M: Wait. Settle down.E: What is it supposed to mean?M: Erica the reason that were able to sit here and drink right now cuz you u
17、sed to sleep with the door guy.E: The door guy, his name is Bobby. I havent slept with the door guy,the door guy is a friend of mine. And he is a perfectly good class of people. And which part of Long-island are you from? Wimbledom?M: Wait.E: Im going back to my dorm.M: Wait,wait. Is this real?E: Ys
18、e(咬牙切齿)M: Okay, then, wait, I apologize, okay?E: I have to go study.M: Erica?E: Yes?M: Im sorry, I mean that.E: I appreciate that but I have to go study.M: Come on. You dont have to go study, you dont have to go study. Lets just talk.E: I cant.M: Why?E: Because its exhuasting. Dating you is just lik
19、e dating a stairmaster.M: All I meant to say is that youre not likely to Currently, I wasnt making a comment on your parents. I was stating a fact. Thats all. If it seems rude,then of course I have to apologize.E: I have to go study.M: You dont have to go study.E: Why do you keep saying that I dont
20、have to go study?M: Because you go to B.U(Boston University)!Do you want to get some food?E: Im sorry youre not sufficiently impressed with my education.M: And Isorry I dont have a row boat. So we are even.E: I think we should just be fiends.(好脾气的女人啊)M: I dont want friends.E: I was just being polite
21、, I have no intention of being friends with you.M: Im under some persure right now with my O.S.class. if we could just order some food, I think we should E: Youre probably going to be a very successful computer person, but youre going to go through life thinking that gils dont like you because youre a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that wont be true. Itll be because youre an asshole!
