1、美丽心灵是数学家赢得了世界大战 Mathematicians won the war是数学家破解了日本密码 Mathematicians broke the Japanese codes也是数学家发明了原子弹 and built the A-bomb就像你我一样的数学家 Mathematicians like you苏联的终极目标 是赤化全世界 The stated goal of the Soviets is global communism包括医学 经济 In medicine or economics科技 太空 in technology or space战争的界线已经划出 battle
2、 lines are being drawn为了争取胜利 我们需要结果 To triumph we need results需要可以发表和应用的结果 Publishable applicable results谁是未来的摩尔斯?Now who among you will be the next Morse?谁又是下一个爱因斯坦?The next Einstein?你们当中谁将是 Who among you will be the vanguard民主 自由 和发明的先锋?of democracy freedom and discovery?今天我们将 美国的未来 Today we beque
3、ath Americas future交到你们的手中 into your able hands欢迎加入普林斯顿的行列 Welcome to Princeton gentlemen汉森赢得卡内基奖学金 居然还不满足 Its not enough Hansen won the Carnegie Scholarship他想要通吃 No he has to have it all for himself这是第一次由两人共享 Its the first time the Carnegie prize这项奖学金 汉森当然不爽 has been split Hansens all bent听说他一心想进入惠
4、勒研究室 Rumor is hes got his sights set on Wheeler Lab就是麻省理工学院 新的军事智囊团 the new military think tank at MIT今年他们只收一个人 Theyre only taking one this year而汉森认为他是第一人选 Hansens used to being picked first研究数学实在浪费他的才能 yeah hes wasted on math他应该去选总统 He should be running for president你的领带这样糟 There could be a mathema
5、tical explanation一定有数学上的合理解释 for how bad your tie is谢谢你 Thank you我是尼尔森 专攻符号密码学 Neilson symbol cryptography他破解过日本密码 Neils here broke a Jap code也曾帮助世界摆脱法西斯主义 Helped rid the world of fascism他都是这样对女孩子说的 At least thats what he tells the girls Neils?我叫宾达 专攻原子物理学 The names Bender Atomic physics-你是哪位? -我迟到了
6、吗?-And you are? -Am I late?-是的 -苏先生-Yes -Yes Mr Sol好! 你好 good Hi我是理查苏 Sol Richard Sol这就是天才的负担 The burden of genius-他来了 -宴会这么多 时间真不够用-There he is -So many supplicants and so little time-苏先生您好 -您好-Mr Sol -How are you sir?-宾达 -很高兴看到你-Bender -Nice to see you汉森先生 恭喜你 Congratulations Mr Hansen谢谢 Thank you
7、再给我一杯 Ill take another什么?Excuse me?真抱歉 我以为你是服务生 A thousand pardons I simply assumed you were the waiter汉森 给他留点面子 Play nice Hansen他才不会替人留面子 Nice is not Hansens strong suit我真的是无心之过 Honest mistake想必你就是马丁汉森 Well Martin Hansen你是马丁吧?It is Martin isnt it?没错 我就是 Why yes John it is我猜你对误估已习以为常 I imagine youre
8、 getting quite used to miscalculation我读过你的初稿 Ive read your pre-prints两份都读过 Both of them一份是纳粹党的密码文件 The one on Nazi ciphers另一份是非线性方程式 and the other one on non-linear equations我确信 and I am supremely confident不管是哪一份 that there is not a single seminal都不具有发展和创新性 or innovative idea in either one of them好好
9、享受你的水果酒 Enjoy your punch各位 这位就是约翰纳什 Gentlemen meet John Nash西弗吉尼亚州的神秘天才 the mysterious West Virginia genius也是另一位 著名的卡内基奖学金得主 The other winner of the distinguished Carnegie Scholarship宾达 当然了 Bender Of course真要命! Christ我就是你的浪子室友 The prodigal roommate arrives室友?Roommate?天呀 饶了我吧! God no你知道所谓的宿醉 Did you
10、know that having a hangover is就是体内没有足够的水份 is not having enough water in your body去执行克雷布斯循环 to run your Krebs cycles?这和因渴至死的情况 Which is exactly what happens to you完全一样 when youre dying of thirst如此说来 因渴至死的感觉 So dying of thirst可能和宿醉的感觉一样 would probably feel pretty much like the hangover反正最后仍逃不过一死 that
11、finally bloody kills you你是约翰纳什吗?John Nash?哈罗 Hello我叫查尔斯赫曼 Charles Herman很高兴认识你 Pleased to meet you正式宣布 Well its official我已经恢复正常了 Im almost human again警官 我看见撞到我的驾驶人 Officer I saw the driver who hit me他的名字是“约翰走路 “His name was Johnny Walker昨晚我去参加 Well I got in last night英文系办的 in time for鸡尾酒会 English de
12、partment cocktails我当然是那只雄纠纠的鸡 Cock was mine至于那个美丽可爱的女孩 the tail belonged to a particularly lovely young thing则是情欲大师劳伦斯的崇拜者 with a passion for DH你居然不怕被打扰 DH Lawrence Youre not easily distracted are you?我是来工作的 Im here to work哎呀 那当然 Hmmm are you? Right我明白了 I see Crikey!你真是个无趣的家伙 Is my roommate a dick?既
13、然打不破我们之间的冰山 Listen If we cant break the ice干脆大醉一场 如何?How about we drown it?告诉我你的故事 So whats your story?一个从没出过家门的穷小孩 You the poor kid that never got to go to Exeter or Andover?虽然我从小接受高等教育 Despite my privileged upbringing但身心却很平衡 Im actually quite well-balanced我的弱点是人际关系 I have a chip on both shoulders人
14、与事比较起来 Maybe youre just better你恐怕比较会应付事 with the old integers than you are with people我的小学老师说过 My first grade teacher she told me我有两个脑袋 that I was born with two helpings of brain却只有半颗心 but only half a helping of heart-真的? -是呀-Really? -Yeah哇 她似乎挺可爱的 Wow! She sounds lovely!其实 The truth is that I我并不喜欢人
15、们 I dont like people much他们也不喜欢我 And they dont much like me怎么可能?But why你既风趣又有魅力 with all your obvious wit and charm?说真的 Seriously John讲到数学嘛 Mathematics它永远不能领导你 找到更高的真理 Mathematics is never going to lead you to a higher truth想知道原因吗?And you know why?因为它太枯燥无味了 Because its boring Its really boring你知道半数以
16、上的学生 已经发表了他们的论文 You know half these schoolboys are already published?我不能在课堂上 I cannot waste time with these classes和书本上再浪费时间 and these books去记住那些毫无说服力的假设吧!Memorizing the weaker assumptions of lesser mortals!我必须要为博弈论 I need to look through有所突破 to the governing dynamics找出它的原创理论来 Find a truly original
17、idea那是唯一能让我出头的方法 Thats the only way Ill ever distinguish myself是唯一使我能成为 Its the only way that Ill ever举足轻重的人物?Matter是的 Yes下一个是谁?All right whos next?我下够了 今天不玩了 No Ive played enough “go“ for one day thank you-来嘛 -我不喜欢围棋-Come on -I I hate this game你们都是胆小鬼 Cowards all of you!没人敢向我挑战 None of you rise to
18、meet my challenge?宾达 别这样嘛 Come on Bender谁赢 阿苏就替他 洗一学期的衣服 Whoever winsso does his laundry all semester你们不觉得这很不公平吗?Does that seem unfair to anyone else?不觉得 Not at all-你们看他 -纳什-Look at him -Nash!在研究反组织理论吗?Taking a reverse constitutional?我想找出一个演算法 Im hoping to extract an algorithm好替它们的活动下定义 to define th
19、eir movement神经病 Psycho你一直没去上课 Hey Nash I thought you dropped out我以为你退学了 You ever going to go to class or上课会使你的脑筋迟钝 Classes will dull your mind也会破坏创造的潜能 Destroy the potential for authentic creativity这我倒不知道 oh I didnt know that有一天纳什的才华会惊倒大家 Nash is going to stun us all with his genius但这也可能是 Which is a
20、nother way of saying他不敢和我比赛的藉口 he doesnt have the nerve to compete怕了吗?You scared?我被你吓呆了 Terrified惊呆了 窘呆了 Mortified Petrified而且是目瞪口呆 Stupefied by you咱们就一战定英雄 No starch Pressed and folded我能不能问你一件事 Let me ask you something John尽管问 Be my guest Martin宾达和阿苏已经完全无误的 Bender and Sol here correctly completed证明
21、出艾伦的推论 Allens proof of Peyrots Conjecture尚差强人意啦 Adequate work可惜没有创新 without innovation谢谢夸奖 你呢? 我很感动 你呢？ Im flattered You flattered?感动 Flattered而我有两样武器纲要 And Ive got two weapons briefs正由国防部审查中 under security review by the DOD真叫我垂涎不已 Derivative drivel而纳什的成就却是 零 But Nash achievements zero我有耐心 Im a pati
22、ent man Martin你到底想问什么?Is there an actual question coming?假若你永远找不出原创理论 What if you never come up with your original idea?最后惠勒研究室选择了我 How will it feel when Im chosen for Wheeler你会有什么感觉?and youre not?输是什么感觉?What if you lose?你不应该赢 You should not have won是我先走的 每一步都很完美 I had the first move my play was per
23、fect这就是所谓的骄兵必败 The hubris of the defeated这个游戏有缺点 The game is flawed这就是伟大的约翰纳什 Gentlemen the great John Nash你呆在这里已经两天了 Youve been in here for two days汉森又发表了一篇报告 You know Hansens just published another paper?而我连博士论文的主题都没有 I cant even find a topic for my doctorate可是你却发明了橱窗艺术 Well on the bright side you
24、ve invented window art这是美式橄榄球队的比赛 This is a group playing touch football这是一群鸽子在争夺面包屑 This is a cluster of pigeons fighting over bread crumbs而这是一个女人 And this here is a woman在追逐偷她皮包的男人 who is chasing a man who stole her purse你居然目击抢劫案 John you watched a mugging真不可思议 Thats weird在竞争的状态下 总有人会输 In competit
25、ive behavior someone always loses这点连我的小侄女都懂 Well my niece knows that John而她只有这么点大 and shes about this high如果我能找出一种均衡 See if I could derive an equilibrium在优势可逆的情况下 where prevalence is a non-singular event就会出现双赢的局面 where nobody loses你想这在有冲突的情况下 会有多大的影响 can you imagine the effect that would have像武器协商 o
26、n conflict scenarios and arms negotiations你什么时候吃过东西?When did you last eat?你什么时候吃的饭?When did you last eat?像货币交换 Currency exchange?吃东西 You know food你一点也不尊重幻想 You have no respect for cognitive reverie你知道吗?you know that?没错 Yes但是说到比萨饼 But pizza我对它可是满腔的尊重 Now pizza I have enormous respect for当然还有啤酒 And of
27、 course beer我敬重啤酒 I have respect for beer我非常敬重啤酒 I have respect for beer!-晚安 尼尔森 -嗨 纳什-Good evening Neils -Hey Nash谁赢 这个你还是另一个你 Whos winning? You or you?-晚安 纳什 -你们好-Evening Nash -Hey guys纳什 你好 Hey Nash他在看你 Hes looking at you你确定?Are you sure?嗨 纳什 Hey Nash尼尔森要你过去 Neils is trying to get your attention-
28、你一定在开玩笑呢 -不是吧-Youre joking -Oh no勇敢的去 Go with God一定要失身哟 Come back a man幸运与勇者同在 Fortune favors the brave炸他个屁滚尿流 Bombs away各位 让我提醒你们 Gentlemen might I remind you that my odds of success每试一次 就会增加我一分胜算 dramatically improve with each attempt?保证绝对精彩 This is going to be classic你是不是要请我喝杯酒 Maybe you want to
29、buy me a drink为了想让你和我上床 I dont exactly know what Im required to say我实在不知道该说些什么 in order for you to have intercourse with me你干脆就当我 把该说的都说过了 but could we assume that I said all that?反正我们所谈的 是有关液体交流的事 Essentially were talking about fluid exchange right?所以何不立刻切入性交的主题 So could we just go straight to the
30、sex?你可真鲜 that was sweet再见啦 你这个混蛋 Have a nice night asshole!小姐们 等一下 Ladies wait!我最喜欢液体交流那一段 I I especially liked the bit about fluid exchange真的很棒 It was really charming约翰 陪我走一走 Walk with me John我一直想和你谈谈 Ive been meaning to talk with you教授们已经完成了期中的审核 The faculty is completing mid-year reviews我们正在决定如何分
31、配学生 Were deciding which placement applications to support教授 到惠勒研究室是我的第一选择 Wheeler sir That would be my first choice也是唯一的选择我知道 And actually I dont really have a second choice sir其他的人都按时上课 John your fellows have attended classes不但写论文 也已经发表了 Theyve written papers Theyve published教授 我仍在研究我的 Im still sea
32、rching sir for my你的原创理论?Your original idea I know是博弈论 Governing dynamics sir很好 可惜 Its very clever John but Im afraid还是不够好 its just not nearly good enough-您的外套? -谢谢-May I? -Thank you我一直在研究 “符合嵌入“Ive been working on manifold embedding这个理论已经开始见到成效 My bargaining stratagems are starting to show some prom
33、ise希望你能再次安排 If you could just arrange another meeting我和爱因斯坦教授会面 if youd be kind enough with Professor Einstein-我曾再三请你替我安排 -约翰 听我说-Ive repeatedly asked you for that -Now John我会让他看修订后的 Id be able to show him my revisions on his约翰 John你知道他们在做什么吗?Do you see what theyre doing in there?-恭喜 -非常感谢-Congratul
34、ations -Thank you so much教授 恭喜你 Congratulations Professor Max那支笔代表着 Its the pens会员们 Reserved for a member of the department肯定了他的终生成就 that makes the achievement of a lifetime告诉我你看到了什么?Now what do you see John?表扬 Recognition做得好 教授 谢谢 Well done Professor well done你看到贯彻了吗?Well try seeing accomplishment难
35、道还有分别吗?Is there a difference?约翰 John你仍没有集中你的注意力 you havent focused对不起 到目前为止 Im sorry but up to this point根据你的记录 我不能保证你一定会有工作 your record doesnt warrant any placement at all再见 Good day我向你致意多谢 And my compliments to you sir非常感谢 Thank you so much怎么就是看不出来呢 I cant see it约翰 你别这样 Jesus Christ John我不能失败 I ca
36、nt fail这是我的全部呀 This is all I am咱们出去走走 Come on lets go out我必须做些成绩出来 I got to get something done光瞪着天空不是办法 I cant keep staring into space够了我还是向他们屈服吧 John enough!面对墙壁 Got to face the wall你想来硬的 没问题 Fine you want to do some damage? Fine-别浪费时间了 -上他们的课-But dont mess around -Do their classes干脆敲破你的脑袋自杀算了 Come
37、 on! Go on bust your head! Kill yourself好! 去呀 别浪费时间了 John do it Dont mess around去撞你的脑袋呀 Bust your head!去啊 把你那个没用的脑袋撞开 Go onbust that worthless head wide open查尔斯 你这个混蛋 Goddamn it Charles!你到底有什么毛病 What the hell is your problem?!我没有毛病 Its not my problem你也没有问题 And its not your problem全是他们的问题 Its their p
38、roblem面对墙壁不可能找到答案 Your answer isnt face the wall答案在你工作的地方 Its out there where youve been working那张桌子可真重 That was heavy看来牛顿的理论还挺正确的 That Isaac Newton fellow was right-他可真厉害 -聪明的家伙-He was onto something -Clever boy别担心 是我的东西 Dont worry thats mine等会儿就去收拾 Ill come and get it in a minute我的天呀 God美女来了 Incom
39、ing gentlemen深呼吸 Deep breaths纳什 你最好 Nash you might want to stop shuffling先休息几秒钟 your papers for five seconds我不请你们喝啤酒 I will not buy you gentlemen beer我们不是来喝啤酒的 were not here for beer my friend你们同不同意 她最好以慢镜头移动 Does anyone else feel she should be moving in slow motion?她会要求一个盛大的婚礼吗?Will she want a larg
40、e wedding you think?要用剑决斗 还是在黄昏时用手枪决斗?Shall we say swords gentlemen? Pistols at dawn?你们怎么都忘了 Have you remembered nothing?还记得现代经济学之父 Recall the lessons of Adam Smith亚当史密斯的理论 the father of modern economics在竞争中“In competition个人的野心 往往会促进公共利益 individual ambition serves the common good“-没错 -每个人都为自己着想-Exac
41、tly -Every man for himself gentlemen被三阵出局的人 只能去约她的朋友 And those who strike out are stuck with her friends我绝不会被三阵的 Im not gonna strike out你可以把美女带到水边 You can lead a blonde to water但你不能逼她喝水 but you cant make her drink他好像没说过这句话 I dont think he said that别动 她在看我们了 Nobody move Shes looking over here她在看纳什 Sh
42、es looking at Nash好吧 可能他现在占有优势 God He may have the upper hand now但等他一开口 保证完蛋 but wait until he opens his mouth还记得上次吗?Remember the last time?对 那一次可真鲜 yes that was one for the history books亚当史密斯 需要修订他的理论了 Adam Smith needs revision你在说些什么?What are you talking about?如果我们全去追那个美人 If we all go for the blond
43、e结果一定全军覆没 we block each other谁也得不到她 Not a single one of us is gonna get her然后我们去找她的女朋友 So then we go for her friends她们肯定会浇我们冷水 but they will all give us the cold shoulder因为没人愿意屈居第二 because nobody likes to be second choice但是若没人去追那个金发美女 Well what if no one goes for the blonde?那我们之间既互不侵犯 We dont get in
44、 each others way也没有羞辱到其他女孩 and we dont insult the other girls只有这样大家才能赢 Thats the only way we win也只有这样才都有上床的机会 Thats the only way we all get laid亚当史密斯曾说过 Adam Smith said最好的结果 the best result comes是要能做到 from everyone in the group doing分工和专业 对不对?whats best for himself right?那是他说的 对不对?Thats what he said
45、 right?他的理论不完整 Incomplete Incomplete okay?因为最好的结果是 Because the best result will come团体中的每一个人 from everyone in the group都做对本身和团体最有利的事 doing whats best for himself and the group你想拿这套歪理去独占美人 Nash if this is some way for you to get the blonde on your own门儿都没有 you can go to hell各位 这就是所谓的博弈论 Governing dyn
46、amicsgentlemen博弈论 亚当史密斯 Governing dynamics Adam Smith他错了 was wrong-又来啦 -小心点-Oh here we go -Careful careful谢谢你 Thank youC(S)等于 C(T)“C“ of “S“ equals “C“ of “T“你知道这会推翻一百五十年来 You do realize this flies in the face牢不可破的经济理论 of a years of economic theory?我知道 Yes I do sir你不觉得太放肆了吗?Thats rather presumptuous
47、 dont you think?是有一点 It is sir纳什先生 Well Mr Nash由于你做出如此重大的突破 with a breakthrough of this magnitude我相信你可以去 任何你想去的地方 Im confident you will get any placement you like惠勒研究室 Wheeler Labs会请你介绍两位组员 theyll ask you to recommend two team members太棒了 Yes!史提和法兰克应该很合适 Stills and Frank are excellent choices我要阿苏和宾达
48、Sol and Bender sir阿苏和宾达 都是非常优秀的数学家 Sol and Bender are extraordinary mathematicians但你可曾想过 Has it occurred to you that Sol and Bender他们俩可能另有打算 might have plans of their own?我们终于能进惠勒研究室了 Baby! Wheeler we made it!干杯 干 Cheers cheers cheers!祝 To各位 尴尬的时刻来了 Okay awkward moment gentlemen博弈论 Governing dynamic
49、s-约翰 恭喜你了 -谢谢-Congratulations John -Thanks-干杯 -为惠勒研究室干杯-Toast! -To Wheeler Labs!为惠勒研究室干杯 To Wheeler!“年 五角大楼 “五年后“将军 惠勒研究室的分析家到了 General the analyst from Wheeler Lab is here纳什博士 你的外套 Dr Nash your coat?谢谢你 Thank you sir博士 Doctor将军 这位就是惠勒研究室的领导人 约翰纳什博士 General this is Wheeler team leader Dr John Nash很高兴你能来 Glad you could come Doctor你好 Hello这边走 Right this way我们截获 由莫斯科发出的无线电报 Weve been intercepting radio transmissions from Moscow电脑无法查出它的模式 The computer cant detect a pattern但我
