1、Lesson 69 Dialogue Waiter-and-Customer jokes,Watch the video,Watch again,Whats that fly doing in my soup?,Swimming, I think.,Whats this?,Its bean soup.,I dont want to know what its been; I want to know what it is now.,Waiter.Will the pancakes be long?,No,sir.Round.,Customer:Have you got chickens leg
2、s? Waiter:No,sir,I always walk this way.,Customer:Whats wrong with these eggs? Waiter:Dont ask me,sir. I only laid the table.,Customer:How did you find the fish,Madam? Customer:Quite by accident.I moved a few peas and there it was.,1.How can I keep the fish from smelling, Mike?Cut off their noses.,D
3、aughter: Auntie kissed me.Mother: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear?Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.,Stranger: Boy, will you direct me to the bank? Boy: I will ask for a dollar. Stranger: A dollar! Thats high pay, isnt it? Boy: Sure ,but bank directors always get high pay.,Peter: Er, is that British Airways? Can you tell me how long it takes to fly from Dublin to London? Booking Clerk: Just a minute, sir. . . Peter: OK. Thanks a lot. Good-bye.,Diner: Waiter, I dont like the looks of this trout(鳟鱼). Waiter: Well, if its looks you want, why dont you order a goldfish?,
